What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?

[Pork]

This conversation is very amusing. If you can call it a conversation. which I suppose you can.

 

[Winslow Leach]

This conversation is very amusing. If you can call it a conversation. which I suppose you can.

Okay. This is a conversation.

 

[Winslow Leach]

What's the deal with Orange Julius? I mean...er...actually, that's all I have...ummmmm...

(Leach backs so far out of thread, he falls backward over the edge, into a dark, bottomless abyss)

 

[MartyMuppets]

(Why don't chipmonks, then, Bill?)

I'm sorry Beau, but I wrote a letter to Alvin, Simon and Theodore to ask them this question c/o David Seville and I have received no reply back as of yet.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Okay. Here are some very good questions I'd like to ask.

1. Why is grass green?
2. Why are mice so small?
3. Why is water wet?
4. How high is the sky?
5. What makes the wind blow?
6. How long is a roadway?
7. Why do ducks quack?
8. Who is the Tooth Fairy?
9. Why does the sun always rise in the east?
10. Why does ice cream melt?

 

[D'Snowth]

1. Because yellow was already taken by the sun, blue was already taken by the sky, red was already taken by apples, orange was already taken by oranges, brown was already taken by dirt, etc.
2. It's because of all those tests they had to go through in all those laboratories... stunted their growth.
3. It has a bladder control problem.
4. So high you shouldn't even be thinking about it.
5. It keeps looking for its birthday candles.
6. Hmm, that all depends... which way are you going?
7. Because ducks don't doctor.
8. You ever heard of drug dealers? She's a tooth dealer! If she gets her hands on a tooth that she feels meets her requirements, she could pay you handsomely!
9. Because it has this weird little quirk that it insists on seeing the Atlantic Ocean before the Pacific Ocean everyday.
10. Because ice cream used to be agents of the Wicked Witch of the West.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Congratulations Snowthy.
You scored 10 out of 10.

 

[Beauregard]

*laughs!* I love those answers!

1. Why don't eggs stand up?
b. Why doesn't tictaktoe involve toes?
d. Are there roads in Rhodes?
4. What is the main highway is Hawaii?
5. Can you picture that?
y. What is the meaning of "Exit"
7. What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
8. Can chickens fly?
9. Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
11. What happened to ten?

 

[D'Snowth]

*laughs!* I love those answers!

1. Why don't eggs stand up?
b. Why doesn't tictaktoe involve toes?
d. Are there roads in Rhodes?
4. What is the main highway is Hawaii?
5. Can you picture that?
y. What is the meaning of "Exit"
7. What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
8. Can chickens fly?
9. Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
11. What happened to ten?

1. Because they're sick of being thrown AT stand-ups (along with tomatoes).
B. Actually, it did back in Ancient China when Opium-addicted Chinese used severed human toes to play: big toes represented Xs, while pinky toes represents Os.
D. There isn't even any roads in Rhode Island.
4. Purple.
5. Sure I can picture that - I can give it to you in 8x10s, 4x6s, and wallet sizes. Special this week only.
Y. It's when someone decides to pull a Bob Crane.
7. Bulldozers.
8. Nope. Why? Because they're chicken.
9. I've seen an elephant fly, I've seen a horse fly, I've seen a dragon fly, I've seen a house fly, I've seen a tuna fish, I've seen a bull horn, I've seen a baseball bat, I've seen it all!
11. It was replaced with aluminum.

 

[Pork]

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