theprawncracker
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What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?
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theprawncracker
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Baliff? My cell mate scares me.
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...Save me...
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*starts digging at wall with a spoon*
Mamm ih!
TRANSLATION: **** it!
Miff maim marr!
TRANSLATION: This ain't fair!
How mumm he mimn moumm man hahhed muu? !
TRANSLATION: How come HE isn't bound and gagged too? !
Hounm medd he moumm man hahhed MOFF of uh! Were mummomed hu he muuud muu!
TRANSLATION: Count said bound and gagged BOTH of us! We're supposed to be glued too!
I WAAH MA MAWHER! ! !
TRANSLATION: I WANT MY LAWYER! ! !
Oh mhuh uh marramor!
TRANSLATION: Oh shut up narrator!
TRANSLATION: **** it!
Miff maim marr!
TRANSLATION: This ain't fair!
How mumm he mimn moumm man hahhed muu? !
TRANSLATION: How come HE isn't bound and gagged too? !
Hounm medd he moumm man hahhed MOFF of uh! Were mummomed hu he muuud muu!
TRANSLATION: Count said bound and gagged BOTH of us! We're supposed to be glued too!
I WAAH MA MAWHER! ! !
TRANSLATION: I WANT MY LAWYER! ! !
Oh mhuh uh marramor!
TRANSLATION: Oh shut up narrator!
theprawncracker
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I am your lawyer. And I'm not bound and gagged and glued because I distracted Ed with a penguin dressed like me, that's who he tied up.
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First of all... You're no lawyer Prawny, you were merely disguising yourself as one, which is another charge against you. What you are is Snowth's accomplice.
Secondly... There was no penguin dressed as you, you were trapped by the sealant spell and dragged in here along with the toast burner or pyrograinomaniac over there. *Nods towards D'Snowth.
Thirdly... That's a plastic spoon, those won't dig through the concrete slabs of your cel walls nor the hardened tile flooring either.
So sit back down and wait for Snowth's real lawyer to get here. By the way, what's that lawyer's name?
Secondly... There was no penguin dressed as you, you were trapped by the sealant spell and dragged in here along with the toast burner or pyrograinomaniac over there. *Nods towards D'Snowth.
Thirdly... That's a plastic spoon, those won't dig through the concrete slabs of your cel walls nor the hardened tile flooring either.
So sit back down and wait for Snowth's real lawyer to get here. By the way, what's that lawyer's name?