What's next for MuppetWriter's Fanfics?

[BeakerSqueedom]

You stole my friends, Sean!


Kidding!

LOL!

YAY BETH AND ALEX!

 

[muppetwriter]

OK. The way I see it, we have three weeks left until the big debut of "Who Ya Gonna Call?", the first story ever to be posted for the new "Stranger Than Muppet Fan-Fiction" series. And we need to really get ourselves more hyped than we already are for this tale.

So this is what I have planned: since everyone enjoyed the interviews most out of the special Spidey/Muppets celebration of last year, I'm going to bring in some interviews with the cast of the story (from Kermit the Frog to Jessica Lauren) and post them here in the "What's Next...?" thread, starting tomorrow evening.

I should give warning that some of the interviews have just as much foul content as the story itself does, so read (and laugh) at your own caution.

 

[muppetwriter]

"Stranger Than...." Interviews
Presents
"Who Ya Gonnal Call?"​

Question #1: What happens when you cross the streams?​

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Kermit: Well, uh...*ahem*...would I be spoiling anything if I shared my opinion?

Fozzie: No, I wouldn't think so. It might wet their appetites.

M.W.: Let's hope that's all that gets wet.

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Jessica Lauren: Well, ya'll have heard these stories about your molecules imploding and stuff like that, but...

Christina Renee: It doesn't turn out that way in the story.

Stephanie Zimmermann: No, somethin' pretty cool happens when the streams are crossed in the story. I don't think anybody's gonna be disappointed.

Jessica: Unless they are hoping for implosion, then that's a different story.

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Rizzo: Crossin' da streams? Oh, no, no, no, no. Dat is somethin' dat should be discussed while it's bein' done in da bathroom, near da toilet, okay?

Gonzo: No, crossing the proton streams from our ghost-busting equipment.

Rizzo: OH! Those streams! *chuckles* Riiiiiight.

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M.W.: Well, one of the number one rules to being a Ghostbuster is that you never cross the streams. But we have fun with it in such a huge way that you cannot help to just hope that they do it in the story.

Kermit: We live to please our readers...even if that means putting our lives on the line.

Fozzie: I thought that was Gonzo's job.

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Jessica: I can't afford to die in this story. I just gave birth to a little baby boy a few months ago, and how's he gonna react to reading that his mommy got killed from crossing photonic molecular energy from a nuclear accelerator.

Stephanie: Would he even know what that all means?

Jessica: No. And that's what the scariest part about it is.

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Gonzo: Personally, I'd love to see what happens when my molecules vaporize into nothingness. Sounds really cool!

Rizzo: You'd love ta...Gonzo! I'll tell ya what happens...YOU DIE! Dat's what happens!

Gonzo: Well, you don't have to sound negative about it.

Rizzo: Sheesh.

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M.W.: Of course I'm not gonna kill anybody off in the first story. I do have a sequel planned, you know.

Fozzie: Well, that's a relief. I love to see what happens after the Ghostbusters defeat the almighty...

Kermit: FOZZIE! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!

Fozzie: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Sorry! Sorry!

M.W.: It's okay! It's okay!

Fozzie: I know! I know!

Kermit: Good! Good!

M.W.: Stop! Stop!

Kermit: What? What?

M.W.: Why are we talking like this? Why are we talking like this?

Fozzie: I don't know! I don't know!

Kermit: This is crazy! This is crazy!

M.W.: I know! I know!

Kermit: Stop the interview! Stop the interview!

Fozzie: Now! Now!

M.W.: Wait! Wait!

Kermit: What? What?

M.W.: Lemme try something! Lemme try something!

Kermit: Go ahead! Go ahead!

M.W.:*imitates Animal* WOMAN! WOMAN! BYE, BYE! BYE, BYE! *laughs*

"Who Ya Gonna Call?" - March 25th on Muppet Central​

More interviews coming tomorrow.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Shrieks with laughter]
HAHAHAH!
Wonderful, I applaud the interview!

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Awesome! Awesome!
Stop! Stop!
Why am I doing this? Why am I doing this?
It's your fault, Sean! It's your fault, Sean!
LOL! LOL!

x3

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Why does this remind me of that song Kermit sang on Muppets Tonight?

Great job Sean.
You're welcome.
Great job Sean.
You're welcome.

Statler: Same as it ever was.
Waldorf: Same as it ever was.
Both: Awful! Awful!
*Both laugh.

*Gives Squeeky a cookie if she'll check out my newest entry.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Takes the cookie)
But I did check it out, Eddie!

 

[muppetwriter]

"Stranger Than...." Interviews
Presents
"Who Ya Gonna Call?"​

Question #2: So who's the big villain?​

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Jessica: Riiiiight. Like we're gonna tell you.

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Gonzo: Let's just say it's someone BIG.

Rizzo:*thinks for a moment* Sweetums?

Gonzo: No, BIGGER.

Rizzo:*thinks again* Miss Piggy?

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Kermit: Well, it's someone who we're all very familiar with and have seen in a big-budget Henson-directed film.

Fozzie: Wow. That could be anybody.

Kermit: Well, not ALL our films were directed by Jim.

M.W.: Yeah, like the Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie and Muppets' Wizard of Oz were directed by Kirk Thatcher.

Kermit: And Muppets Take Manhattan was directed by Frank Oz.

Fozzie: Frank who?

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Stephanie: Well, we have to tell them something.

Christina: At least give them a hint.

Jessica: Well if we tell them, then we have to kill them.

Christina: Oh, goodness.

Stephanie: Like we could really kill anybody.

Jessica: I once killed a man with my bare hands. Had his eyes gushing out, his nose oozing, and his ears popping.

Christina: Really?

Jessica:*chuckles* Nah, I'm just %*-ing with ya'll.

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M.W.: The guy who plays the man who checked John Belushi out of prison in The Blues Brothers.

Kermit: The guy who directed...uh...what's that movie called with the Indian in the cupboard?

M.W.: The Indian in the Cupboard?

Kermit: Yeah, what's the name of the movie?

M.W.: The Indian in the Cupboard.

Kermit: Yes, I know that's what the movie's about, but I'm asking what the title is.

M.W.:*frustrated* THE INDIAN IN THE FREAKIN' CUPBOARD!

Fozzie: It actually has "freakin'" in the title? Sounds like a dirty documentary movie to me.

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Gonzo: You know, she's going to hurt you for saying that.

Rizzo: I don't care. Like she ever reads what's on da Internet. Watch dis. *shouts* YO, PIGGY! PUT DOWN DA KEYBOARD! DOSE AREN'T DARK CHOCOLATE SQUARES YA EATIN'! *laughs*

Gonzo:*chuckles* You really think she's not reading this, do you?

Rizzo: Of course. When has she ever read anything in her life, other dan da menu?

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Jessica: Okay, we'll give ya'll one hint about the villain of our story. *clears throat* It's somebody with nasty breath.

Stephanie: That's it?

Jessica: Yeah. That's all I'm gonna give.

Christina: That wasn't much at all!

Stephanie: How are they supposed to follow with that?

Jessica: Name one character in a movie or show made by The Jim Henson Company who has the nastiest breath on the planet.

Christina: How are we...? THAT IS RIDICULOUS!

Jessica: Oscar the Grouch.

Stephanie: He don't...

Jessica: That's who.

Stephanie: HE ISN'T THE VILLAIN OF OUR STORY!

Jessica: But his breath does knock the hairs off Robin Williams's arms, that's for sure.

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Rizzo: Go ahead! Try it!

Gonzo: Alright! Alright! I will. *clears throat and shouts* PIGGY! YOU'RE SO HUGE THAT YOU DID MORE THAN ONE TAKE IN THAT PIZZA HUT COMMERCIAL WE'D DONE YEARS AGO! *laughs* Wow. That was fun.

Piggy:*steps in* TAKE THIS, SHAKESPEARE! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAH! *karate chops Gonzo*

Gonzo: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! *flies off set*

Piggy:*turns to Rizzo* YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, TOO, RODENT?

Rizzo: Oh, no, no. I tried ta warn him dat you read dis stuff.

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Fozzie: I'm not familiar with any of those movies.

Kermit: Frank Oz, Fozzie. He's...he's...

M.W.: HE'S THE GUY WHO'S ALWAYS UNDERNEATH YOU!

Fozzie: WHAT? UNDERNEATH ME? WHAT? *looks down* WHERE? WHERE?

Kermit: Now you've done it, M.W.!

M.W.: I'm sorry!

Kermit: Stop the interview! Stop the interview!

Fozzie: OH, NO! I THINK I SEE A BALD HEAD!

"Who Ya Gonna Call?" - March 25th on Muppet Central


More interviews coming tomorrow.

 

[Beakerfan]

AHAHAHA! This is hilarious.....

 

[The Count]

Funny... But you might want to check the title before posting, "Gonnal" Call? Next time let Claudia, notably absent in these interviews, answer instead of Jessica. Jes's smarts are showing. Then again, she always was the smart one of Team Rocket... *Laughs at the bits with Gonzo and Rizzo. Can't wait for da actual story.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Awwww.
Thank you, Eddie.
I don't mind.
I'm rullly entertained.