Well, it's 10:25 in the AM on Monday the 22nd of the year 2003, and it's bright and chilly outside, eh, Norm?
Well, Bob, it always gets this way in the frigid month of September.
I'd have to agree with you on that, Norm. Speaking of "frigid", guess what ol' Fred's doing this winter.
What's Fred doing, Bob?
Well, Fred'll be jumpin' into that frozen lake again this year for that charity in the Bronx for helping under-privileged dogs learn how to read.
Oooooh! Into that frozen lake? That'll be quite a chill.
Quite a chill, indeed. But, it's for a good cause, and our prayers go out to you, Fred, and your family as well as the wonderful people at the Foundation for Illiterate Domesticated Animals. The FIDA.
Poor Fred's gonna lose thngs he never knew he-
*switches off radio*