The battle between SC and Jacques Roach in the 'Food" JHH episode is absolutely hilarious, too.
Taken from my JHH guide....
Jacques Roach: Bonjour! I am le famous chef, Jaaaaaaaacques Roach! And today I show you how to make something very special!
Swedish Chef: uuh huuuh..
Jacques Roach: First we take ze frying pan... [pulls up a frying pan and whaps the Swedish Chef in the face with it.] Whoops! [as Chef falls to the floor, making groans] The next thing we do is...
Swedish Chef: [comes up holding can of bug spray] Spay der buggie! [Chef sprays Jacques with the bug spray, but Jacques deflects it with a frying pan] Spray spray spray!
Jacques Roach: Hooh hooh hooh hooh! Ah!... [Chef comes with flyswatter and whacks Jacques with it. Jacques bites the Chef's hand, causing him to fall down again] Every little grain seems to... [Chef breaks a plate over Jacques head]
Jacques Roach: Hooh hooh hooh hooh! Ah, yes, now we make one of my favorite dishes. DISHES! Hooh! Now we play for you a pretty song, yes? YES! [sings in mock French while playing accordion.]