Don't yell at me if this is too short for you, I have a headache peeps, spare me!
Here goes it!
Chapter Three-
Welcome to the Muppet Show... again...
The first to show Jaz around was Kermit.
"Ok, so this is the Muppet Theatre."
"What's a M-"
"Before you ask me again, a Muppet is what I am. A Muppet is what Miss Piggy is. A Muppet is anyone who performs here, other than the guest star. Ok?" Kermit explained.
Jaz nodded, even though she didn't fully understand the concept of it.
Kermit let Jaz onstage, where a lot of memories should come back. "This is where we do our sketches."
"WE DRAW ON A STAGE?! YOU WIERDOES!!!" Jaz screamed. Kermit pressed his hand to his face.
"This is hopeless..."
At that moment, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo came up, looking rather happy. "Kermie, we know how to fix Jaz!"
Miss Piggy exclaimed. Kermit was curious.
"You do, huh?"
Miss Piggy nodded, and nudged Fozzie, who cleared his throat.
Fozzie: I'm a little Muppet, Jazmyne is my name.
Miss Piggy: Comedy's my job here, gaming is my game.
Gonzo and Kermit: When I see a console, something whispers, "Wow!"
Fozzie: I go buy a new one, I remember now.
All: I love to pet, dogs. That's what I adore. Kissing bears and gaming, that's what life is for. And when I think, back, everything is clear...
Fozzie: I am Jazmyne Stanford, and I live right here.
"Alright Jaz, you try it." Kermit said.
Jaz wasn't sure she remembered all of it, but she was willing to give it a shot. If it would get it back to her old self, she was all for it.
I'm a little console... Gaming is my name... Jazzy's are my job here... La-la, not the same...
"Oh no, she's got it all mixed up!" Fozzie cried.
When I set a dog free, something whispers, "Whee!"
I make friends with doggy, he makes friends with me.
I love to get, logs, sitting on the floor. Killing little Muppets, that's what life is for, and when I think, back, something, something, clear, YOU are Jazmyne Stanford, I must kill you here!
"No, no, no, Jaz, let Fozzie go right now!" Miss Piggy yelled, as she attempted to pry her off of him. At least this was half normal. "LET GO!!!" Jaz did as instructed. Miss Piggy thought for a moment. "I know!"
Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo stared at her with confusion as Jaz only stood in one spot, planning on assassinating one of her Muppet friends.
"What are you thinking, Piggy?" Kermit asked.
Piggy only smiled. "You'll see."
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
"Ok, you hold her, I chop her!" Piggy yelled, prepared to strike. "WHOA!!! Wait, don't HURT her!" Fozzie cried.
"Well Fozzie, it worked for me in the Muppets Take Manhattan." Kermit shrugged, and got a tight grip on Jaz's arm. "Are you crazy?!" Fozzie snatched her away from Kermit.
"Fozzie it won't hurt her. She's tougher than you." Kermit snatched back, making Piggy get in between them both.
"Fozzie if you're not comfortable with it, I won't do it. As for you Kermit, that's not very nice!" Piggy took Jaz by the shoulders, and handed her off to Jaz.
Kermit walked away from her, feeling a bit embarrassed for being scolded. As he walked away, Piggy glared at him for his suspicious insensitivity...
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