I'm reminded of the song "Bad News" from Fraggle Rock where Boober describes his various superstitions and Gobo jumps in to keep it all in perspective.
Boober: "If you step upon a crack, you'll break your mother's back.
If a bee flies 'round your head, you'll spend the week in bed.
Everyday in every way, the Universe will make you pay.
Everyday the curse gets worse they say.
It's gonna be bad news, bad news all day."
Gobo: "If you walk into a truck, it means your eyes are shut.
If you swim where sharks are thick, it means your off your stick.
If you meet a tiger in the zoo and try to teach him coochy-coo,
And ask him kindly not to chew on you,
Then it's gonna be bad news, bad news it's true."