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Chapter 3: Many Feathers Make Light Work
“What do you mean, am I sure? Of course I’m sure this is safe,” Dr. Bunsen Honeydew wheedled. “Now just climb the ladder like a good boy, Beakie, and let me know if you can see the bottle from up there.”
“Mee meep meee!” Beaker protested, but feebly. When the doctor continued to beam at him benevolently, he sighed and started climbing. He wasn’t particularly scared of heights, but he wasn’t all that wild about jumping from them.
“—going fine so far,” said Scooter with his usual unflappable air. “Everyone’s reported for duty—wait, no. We may not have a story-telling area today, Kermit, but that’s the only cancellation I had.” He held up the calico dress and be-ribboned mopcap. The accompanying apron was ruffled, but Scooter was not. “Catherine said she’d sub once her class is over, but I told her not to sweat it.”
“Fine, fine. What happened to Hilda?” Kermit asked, concerned. “She’s not sick, is she?”
“No—nothing like that,” said Scooter. “She’s just not going to be able to get here in time to make the first few sets. By that time, I figure it will be too late to put out the signs. Best just to let it go.” He looked at Kermit speculatively and grinned. “You might look good in a mop-cap,” he began, but Kermit held up his hands to ward off any ideas.
“No way,” he said dryly. “But you could check with Piggy. She’s not too wild about aprons, but—boy!—does she like hats!”
Scooter looked uncomfortable, consulting his clipboard while a telling blush crept up his cheeks.
“Oh, um, Miss Piggy,” he said nervously. “I—I think she’s already got something going today.”
“And what would that be?” Kermit asked. The guilty and nervous reactions of more than a handful of the fair participants had convinced him that there was something he didn’t know that they did. He didn’t know what he didn’t know, but he did know two things—(1) it involved whatever Piggy was selling at her booth, and (2) he wasn’t going to like it when he found out. He sighed and hoped it wasn’t the sort of thing that would involve bloodshed or a lawsuit.
“Gosh, Boss—lots to do!” cried Scooter and, showing his unswerving instinct for self-preservation, sprinted away. Once again, Kermit frowned—and moved on.
“Um, Bobo—I don’t mean to criticize, but why are you blowing up the balloons yourself? We bought a big helium tank. Didn’t you know?”
The big bear made a face at Kermit and finished blowing up a mylar balloon shaped like a shamrock. To Kermit’s surprise, it floated toward the sky on a bright silver string.
“What the hey?” Kermit muttered, watching its ascent.
“Got the tank right here,” said an unfamiliar voice. Kermit looked around in surprise and Robin started to giggle.
“Who said that?” asked Kermit. There was no one but the three of them.
“It’s Bobo, Uncle Kermit,” said Robin. “He’s talking funny!”
Bobo was indeed talking funny, and the mystery of the unused helium tank and the floating balloon were dissolved in an instant. While the two amphibians watched, Bobo took a big pull on the helium tank, then proceeded to blast the lighter-than-air out of his lungs into a balloon shaped like a pot full of gold coins. Bobo tied the balloon off and handed it to Robin.
“Here you go, little fellow!” he said fondly. “Ready to march in the parade?”
“I sure am,” said Robin enthusiastically. “Uncle Kermit’s letting me help him until it’s time to step off.”
Helping so far had consisted of following his Uncle around the fair site while the various booths were examined with varying degrees of dubiousness and alarm. The Swedish Chef’s green pancakes had been surprisingly palatable, and Kermit withdrew his earlier misgivings. The green syrup, however, had proven too much for his sensibilities, and he had simply handed the warm, flat bread to Robin plain. They munched as they headed toward the bazaar.
The Bizarre Bazaar—as the sign announced—was an interesting conglomeration of the sublime to the outright weird. Citizens of Hensonville had been urged with great energy to part with any knick-knacks or gew-gaws that might be of interest to anyone besides the trash collectors, and the resulting array of flotsam and jetsam was as fascinating as it was diverse. On the long front table, items that would be available only during the afternoon auction were displayed, giving bidders a chance to examine the wares close-on. Several ladies from town were arranging everything from clothes to toys to books on the many long tables set up along the edges of the pavilion. Although the entire fair was indoors (due to the unpredictability of the weather), different stations had used streamers, ropes, tents and tables to stake individual claim to each different area.
Looking around, Kermit was pleased.
“This is looking really good,” he said happily.
“Yeah,” agreed Robin. “I can’t wait until all the people come in after the parade! Oh! Oh, look! There’s my troop’s booth!”
Robin shot off toward where the Frog Scouts Banner was being hung with great precision by Robin’s Scout leader, Mr. Rana and Sam the American Eagle.
“Hi Scoutmaster Rana! Can I help? Is there anything I can do?”
“Always,” said the older frog, smiling broadly. “Hello, Kermit,” he said warmly. “I’d shake your hand, but…”
Kermit chuckled and reached to help. It took all four of them to hang the banner, the Frog Scout Flag and the American Flag to the satisfaction of Sam the Eagle. Kermit managed to talk him out of pulling out his level for a third time, and breathed a sigh of relief when Sam subsided.
“There now,” said Scoutmaster Rana. “Our booth will be all ready when the parade is over. Good job, Frogscout Robin!” Robin saluted smartly, all but vibrating with pleasure. “And thank you gentlemen, too,” said the dark-skinned frog graciously. “I think this is going to be a wonderful festival—and the Frog Scouts can earn their citizenship badges and their environmental badges today just by manning the booth.”
“Don’t forget our parade badges!” Robin said worriedly. “We’ll hike over five miles today!”
“Not to worry, Frogscout Robin!” said the leader solemnly. “I’ve already got them ordered.”
This news was met with considerable relief by Robin, and amusement by the older males. Mr. Rana pointed to some boxes in the back of their booth.
“Help me stock the booth with family conservation kits, won’t you, Robin?” he said. Robin hopped to it, leaving the adults alone.
“Everything in order?” asked the Scoutmaster.
Kermit gave a half-shrug, half-nod. “If this were a dress rehearsal, I’d say we were good to go.”
“Sure smells good!” the older frog said. All three of them took in a deep and deeply satisfying quaff of pungent air. The smell of hot bread from the pancake stand, the sweet, fruity scent of baked apples, the fair smells of popcorn and cotton candy and cinnamon-sugar elephant ears were making everyone’s mouth water, and told of a brisk business once the parade deposited it personnel and audience at the door of the warehouse.
“It does!” agreed Kermit.
“Yes. Very nice,” said Sam formally, sniffing the air again.
“All the areas staffed?”
“All but one,” Kermit admitted.
Sam the Eagle grabbed him by the shoulders, looking shocked.
“Oh no!” he cried. “How could this have happened!”
Kermit gave a half-smile and attempted to disentangle himself from Sam’s feathery grip.
“Well, you know, Sam. And it’s only one booth. I think we’ll survive.”
“But—but—which area?”
“Um, the children’s storytelling area,” said Kermit. “You know, for the younger children.”
Sam slapped a hand over his forehead dramatically, and Kermit found he could no longer make eye contact with Scoutmaster Rana without the fear of bursting out laughing. He looked away hastily, but a wicked thought was occurring to him. He clasped Sam’s arms firmly and looked as serious as he was able.
“Well, Sam,” he said solemnly. “If you know someone who could help us out…”
Sam’s eyes brightened and he took on the saving-the-world-one-crisis-at-a-time look.
“I’ll do it!”
“Gee, Sam. Are you sure?” Kermit asked. Scoutmaster Rana had one webbed hand over his mouth, pretending to cough, but his eyes were twinkling with shared mischief. Kermit dared not look his way.
“Absolutely! Positively! Just tell me what to do and I’ll do it!”
Kermit looked skeptical—or, at least, he tried, but eventually he allowed himself to be persuaded and sent Sam looking for Scooter’s carrot-top head.
“He’ll have your, um, props and things,” called Kermit after him.
Sam stopped and saluted smartly, much as Robin had done.
“You can count on me, sir!” he said, and strode purposefully off.
After he went, Kermit turned to find the elder frog looking at him with respect and bemusement.
“Well-handled, young sir,” said the Scoutmaster. “And where—exactly—can we expect to see Sam this afternoon.”
Kermit smiled and looked serene. “Um, dressed as Mother Goose and surrounded by small children.”
The Scoutmaster laughed heartily—so heartily, in fact, that Robin came up to see what was the matter.
“What’s so funny?” asked Robin, eyes wide.
“Oh, um, Sam’s going to help out by working in the storytelling area.”
“Wow! That’s nice of Mr. Sam,” said Robin. “What’s he going to do?”
Kermit put his arm around Robin’s shoulder and steered him toward the parade route. They should leave now if they were going to get there in plenty of time.
“Sam has a very important job. He’s going to be Mother Goose.”
“What do you mean, am I sure? Of course I’m sure this is safe,” Dr. Bunsen Honeydew wheedled. “Now just climb the ladder like a good boy, Beakie, and let me know if you can see the bottle from up there.”
“Mee meep meee!” Beaker protested, but feebly. When the doctor continued to beam at him benevolently, he sighed and started climbing. He wasn’t particularly scared of heights, but he wasn’t all that wild about jumping from them.
“—going fine so far,” said Scooter with his usual unflappable air. “Everyone’s reported for duty—wait, no. We may not have a story-telling area today, Kermit, but that’s the only cancellation I had.” He held up the calico dress and be-ribboned mopcap. The accompanying apron was ruffled, but Scooter was not. “Catherine said she’d sub once her class is over, but I told her not to sweat it.”
“Fine, fine. What happened to Hilda?” Kermit asked, concerned. “She’s not sick, is she?”
“No—nothing like that,” said Scooter. “She’s just not going to be able to get here in time to make the first few sets. By that time, I figure it will be too late to put out the signs. Best just to let it go.” He looked at Kermit speculatively and grinned. “You might look good in a mop-cap,” he began, but Kermit held up his hands to ward off any ideas.
“No way,” he said dryly. “But you could check with Piggy. She’s not too wild about aprons, but—boy!—does she like hats!”
Scooter looked uncomfortable, consulting his clipboard while a telling blush crept up his cheeks.
“Oh, um, Miss Piggy,” he said nervously. “I—I think she’s already got something going today.”
“And what would that be?” Kermit asked. The guilty and nervous reactions of more than a handful of the fair participants had convinced him that there was something he didn’t know that they did. He didn’t know what he didn’t know, but he did know two things—(1) it involved whatever Piggy was selling at her booth, and (2) he wasn’t going to like it when he found out. He sighed and hoped it wasn’t the sort of thing that would involve bloodshed or a lawsuit.
“Gosh, Boss—lots to do!” cried Scooter and, showing his unswerving instinct for self-preservation, sprinted away. Once again, Kermit frowned—and moved on.
“Um, Bobo—I don’t mean to criticize, but why are you blowing up the balloons yourself? We bought a big helium tank. Didn’t you know?”
The big bear made a face at Kermit and finished blowing up a mylar balloon shaped like a shamrock. To Kermit’s surprise, it floated toward the sky on a bright silver string.
“What the hey?” Kermit muttered, watching its ascent.
“Got the tank right here,” said an unfamiliar voice. Kermit looked around in surprise and Robin started to giggle.
“Who said that?” asked Kermit. There was no one but the three of them.
“It’s Bobo, Uncle Kermit,” said Robin. “He’s talking funny!”
Bobo was indeed talking funny, and the mystery of the unused helium tank and the floating balloon were dissolved in an instant. While the two amphibians watched, Bobo took a big pull on the helium tank, then proceeded to blast the lighter-than-air out of his lungs into a balloon shaped like a pot full of gold coins. Bobo tied the balloon off and handed it to Robin.
“Here you go, little fellow!” he said fondly. “Ready to march in the parade?”
“I sure am,” said Robin enthusiastically. “Uncle Kermit’s letting me help him until it’s time to step off.”
Helping so far had consisted of following his Uncle around the fair site while the various booths were examined with varying degrees of dubiousness and alarm. The Swedish Chef’s green pancakes had been surprisingly palatable, and Kermit withdrew his earlier misgivings. The green syrup, however, had proven too much for his sensibilities, and he had simply handed the warm, flat bread to Robin plain. They munched as they headed toward the bazaar.
The Bizarre Bazaar—as the sign announced—was an interesting conglomeration of the sublime to the outright weird. Citizens of Hensonville had been urged with great energy to part with any knick-knacks or gew-gaws that might be of interest to anyone besides the trash collectors, and the resulting array of flotsam and jetsam was as fascinating as it was diverse. On the long front table, items that would be available only during the afternoon auction were displayed, giving bidders a chance to examine the wares close-on. Several ladies from town were arranging everything from clothes to toys to books on the many long tables set up along the edges of the pavilion. Although the entire fair was indoors (due to the unpredictability of the weather), different stations had used streamers, ropes, tents and tables to stake individual claim to each different area.
Looking around, Kermit was pleased.
“This is looking really good,” he said happily.
“Yeah,” agreed Robin. “I can’t wait until all the people come in after the parade! Oh! Oh, look! There’s my troop’s booth!”
Robin shot off toward where the Frog Scouts Banner was being hung with great precision by Robin’s Scout leader, Mr. Rana and Sam the American Eagle.
“Hi Scoutmaster Rana! Can I help? Is there anything I can do?”
“Always,” said the older frog, smiling broadly. “Hello, Kermit,” he said warmly. “I’d shake your hand, but…”
Kermit chuckled and reached to help. It took all four of them to hang the banner, the Frog Scout Flag and the American Flag to the satisfaction of Sam the Eagle. Kermit managed to talk him out of pulling out his level for a third time, and breathed a sigh of relief when Sam subsided.
“There now,” said Scoutmaster Rana. “Our booth will be all ready when the parade is over. Good job, Frogscout Robin!” Robin saluted smartly, all but vibrating with pleasure. “And thank you gentlemen, too,” said the dark-skinned frog graciously. “I think this is going to be a wonderful festival—and the Frog Scouts can earn their citizenship badges and their environmental badges today just by manning the booth.”
“Don’t forget our parade badges!” Robin said worriedly. “We’ll hike over five miles today!”
“Not to worry, Frogscout Robin!” said the leader solemnly. “I’ve already got them ordered.”
This news was met with considerable relief by Robin, and amusement by the older males. Mr. Rana pointed to some boxes in the back of their booth.
“Help me stock the booth with family conservation kits, won’t you, Robin?” he said. Robin hopped to it, leaving the adults alone.
“Everything in order?” asked the Scoutmaster.
Kermit gave a half-shrug, half-nod. “If this were a dress rehearsal, I’d say we were good to go.”
“Sure smells good!” the older frog said. All three of them took in a deep and deeply satisfying quaff of pungent air. The smell of hot bread from the pancake stand, the sweet, fruity scent of baked apples, the fair smells of popcorn and cotton candy and cinnamon-sugar elephant ears were making everyone’s mouth water, and told of a brisk business once the parade deposited it personnel and audience at the door of the warehouse.
“It does!” agreed Kermit.
“Yes. Very nice,” said Sam formally, sniffing the air again.
“All the areas staffed?”
“All but one,” Kermit admitted.
Sam the Eagle grabbed him by the shoulders, looking shocked.
“Oh no!” he cried. “How could this have happened!”
Kermit gave a half-smile and attempted to disentangle himself from Sam’s feathery grip.
“Well, you know, Sam. And it’s only one booth. I think we’ll survive.”
“But—but—which area?”
“Um, the children’s storytelling area,” said Kermit. “You know, for the younger children.”
Sam slapped a hand over his forehead dramatically, and Kermit found he could no longer make eye contact with Scoutmaster Rana without the fear of bursting out laughing. He looked away hastily, but a wicked thought was occurring to him. He clasped Sam’s arms firmly and looked as serious as he was able.
“Well, Sam,” he said solemnly. “If you know someone who could help us out…”
Sam’s eyes brightened and he took on the saving-the-world-one-crisis-at-a-time look.
“I’ll do it!”
“Gee, Sam. Are you sure?” Kermit asked. Scoutmaster Rana had one webbed hand over his mouth, pretending to cough, but his eyes were twinkling with shared mischief. Kermit dared not look his way.
“Absolutely! Positively! Just tell me what to do and I’ll do it!”
Kermit looked skeptical—or, at least, he tried, but eventually he allowed himself to be persuaded and sent Sam looking for Scooter’s carrot-top head.
“He’ll have your, um, props and things,” called Kermit after him.
Sam stopped and saluted smartly, much as Robin had done.
“You can count on me, sir!” he said, and strode purposefully off.
After he went, Kermit turned to find the elder frog looking at him with respect and bemusement.
“Well-handled, young sir,” said the Scoutmaster. “And where—exactly—can we expect to see Sam this afternoon.”
Kermit smiled and looked serene. “Um, dressed as Mother Goose and surrounded by small children.”
The Scoutmaster laughed heartily—so heartily, in fact, that Robin came up to see what was the matter.
“What’s so funny?” asked Robin, eyes wide.
“Oh, um, Sam’s going to help out by working in the storytelling area.”
“Wow! That’s nice of Mr. Sam,” said Robin. “What’s he going to do?”
Kermit put his arm around Robin’s shoulder and steered him toward the parade route. They should leave now if they were going to get there in plenty of time.
“Sam has a very important job. He’s going to be Mother Goose.”
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