Veterinarian's Hospital patients

[Philip Kippel]

Does anyone out there have full listings of all the patients that they had in the "Veterinarian's Hospital" sketches on The Muppet Show? The ones I know of though are as follows:

#5 Rita Moreno: Fozzie
#9 Charles Aznavour: what-not (?)
#10 Harvey Korman: male what-not
#13 Bruce Forsyth: duck
#14 Sandy Duncan: male what-not
#15 Candice Bergen: Behemoth with Kermit in his throat
#16 Avery Schrieber: a chicken (?)
#17 Ben Vereen: George the Jannitor
#18 Phyllis Diller: a loaf of bread
#25 Don Knotts: a telephone
#28 Rich Little: Fozzie
#35 Dom DeLuise: a cow
#36 Bernadette Peters: a shoe
#38 Elton John: Baskerville
#39 Lou Rawls: none
#44 Petula Clark: sinking man
#56 Loretta Lynn: train conductor
#82 Kenny Rogers: Kermit
#90 Christopher Reeve: Dr. Bob
#94 Andy Williams: a rabbit
#97 Gene Kelly: Beauregard
#98 Loretta Swit: none
#107 Paul Simon: Gonzo
#120 Roger Moore: pig viking

What are the others? Please let me know soon.

Thanks again. Bye for now.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

REPLY

Actually, the telephone was the patient in the George Burns episode. In the Don Knotts episode the patient was that three-legged thingee who sang "Windmills of Your Mind."

 

[Beauregard]

What was wrong with Beauregard? Why was he in Vetinarians Hospitale?

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Reply

You must not have seen the Gene Kelly episode lately. That was one of the funniest ones. Beau was worried about the world ending and when he said he was worried sick, Dr. Bob said that they needed a sick person for Vetranarian's Hospital. It's on Volume #1 of the Time life videos.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Fozzie needs a better doctor...

 

[Gorgon Heap]

#5 Rita Moreno: Fozzie
#9 Charles Aznavour: what-not (?)
#10 Harvey Korman: male what-not
#13 Bruce Forsyth: duck
#14 Sandy Duncan: male what-not
#15 Candice Bergen: Behemoth with Kermit in his throat
#16 Avery Schrieber: a chicken (?)
#17 Ben Vereen: George the Jannitor
#18 Phyllis Diller: a loaf of bread
#25 Don Knotts: three-legged bird
#28 Rich Little: Fozzie
#30 Nancy Walker: male whatnot (this sketch combines with At the Dance)
#34 George Burns: a telephone
#35 Dom DeLuise: a cow
#36 Bernadette Peters: a shoe
#37 Rudolf Nureyev: a piglet
#38 Elton John: Baskerville
#39 Lou Rawls: none
#44 Petula Clark: sinking man
#48 Cloris Leachman: fruits and vegetables (called Vegetarians' Hospital with Dr. Pig and another pig standing in for Janice; this is the episode where the pigs take over; this, along with Muppet News- with the Newspig- comprise the UK Spot)
#56 Loretta Lynn: train conductor
#57 Liberace: the Swedish Chef (the doctors make a house call)
#60 James Coco: a Mexican dancer from the Swedish Chef's sketch (they're interrupted by kicklining chorus girls)
#61 Helen Reddy: recording studio technician (from Helen's first number- the pink one with shades and fluffy hair)
#68 Sylvester Stallone: a Hawaiian pig
#69 Roger Miller: a chicken (Rowlf, Piggy and Janice are chickens too, due to cluck-itis)
#76 Dyan Cannon: an old woman (from Gerri and the Atrics, the one in the rocking chair knitting)
#78 Linda Lavin: Robin
#82 Kenny Rogers: Kermit
#84 Phyllis George: none
#85 Dizzy Gillespie: a male pig (in love with Miss Piggy)
#90 Christopher Reeve: Dr. Bob
#93 Doug Henning: numerous rabbits
#94 Andy Williams: a rabbit
#97 Gene Kelly: Beauregard
#98 Loretta Swit: none
#106 Jean-Pierre Rampal: Marvin Suggs; this one just has Dr. Bob, the nurses, and numerous patients doing a conga line, no jokes or announce or anything; Marvin doesn't even talk
#107 Paul Simon: Gonzo
#112 Gladys Knight: a singing weatherman
#118 Buddy Rich: male whatnot (doesn't speak)
#120 Roger Moore: pig viking

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[Beauregard]

Re: Reply

Originally posted by Daffyfan2002
You must not have seen the Gene Kelly episode lately. That was one of the funniest ones. Beau was worried about the world ending and when he said he was worried sick, Dr. Bob said that they needed a sick person for Vetranarian's Hospital. It's on Volume #1 of the Time life videos.

I havn't seen any of the Muppet Shows except Elton John and Star Wars!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

You're missin out on TONS of wonderful stuff, Beau!!

 

[Beauregard]

I know but what can I do about it? I can't spend all my, um, five pounds I have in my draw on Muppet Shows!!! I would but they cost more thn that!!!

 

[Philip Kippel]

Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
#5 Rita Moreno: Fozzie
#9 Charles Aznavour: what-not (?)
#10 Harvey Korman: male what-not
#13 Bruce Forsyth: duck
#14 Sandy Duncan: male what-not
#15 Candice Bergen: Behemoth with Kermit in his throat
#16 Avery Schrieber: a chicken (?)
#17 Ben Vereen: George the Jannitor
#18 Phyllis Diller: a loaf of bread
#25 Don Knotts: three-legged bird
#28 Rich Little: Fozzie
#30 Nancy Walker: male whatnot (this sketch combines with At the Dance)
#34 George Burns: a telephone
#35 Dom DeLuise: a cow
#36 Bernadette Peters: a shoe
#37 Rudolf Nureyev: a piglet
#38 Elton John: Baskerville
#39 Lou Rawls: none
#44 Petula Clark: sinking man
#48 Cloris Leachman: fruits and vegetables (called Vegetarians' Hospital with Dr. Pig and another pig standing in for Janice; this is the episode where the pigs take over; this, along with Muppet News- with the Newspig- comprise the UK Spot)
#56 Loretta Lynn: train conductor
#57 Liberace: the Swedish Chef (the doctors make a house call)
#60 James Coco: a Mexican dancer from the Swedish Chef's sketch (they're interrupted by kicklining chorus girls)
#61 Helen Reddy: recording studio technician (from Helen's first number- the pink one with shades and fluffy hair)
#68 Sylvester Stallone: a Hawaiian pig
#69 Roger Miller: a chicken (Rowlf, Piggy and Janice are chickens too, due to cluck-itis)
#76 Dyan Cannon: an old woman (from Gerri and the Atrics, the one in the rocking chair knitting)
#78 Linda Lavin: Robin
#82 Kenny Rogers: Kermit
#84 Phyllis George: none
#85 Dizzy Gillespie: a male pig (in love with Miss Piggy)
#90 Christopher Reeve: Dr. Bob
#93 Doug Henning: numerous rabbits
#94 Andy Williams: a rabbit
#97 Gene Kelly: Beauregard
#98 Loretta Swit: none
#106 Jean-Pierre Rampal: Marvin Suggs; this one just has Dr. Bob, the nurses, and numerous patients doing a conga line, no jokes or announce or anything; Marvin doesn't even talk
#107 Paul Simon: Gonzo
#112 Gladys Knight: a singing weatherman
#118 Buddy Rich: male whatnot (doesn't speak)
#120 Roger Moore: pig viking

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

One forgot one Vet's Hospital patient:

#104 Senor Wences: Pinocchio