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Under That Flowered Hat

DramaQueenMokey

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This is dedicated to my friends Tony (Winslow Leach) and Ailie (WhiteRabbit)

See her?
Yeah, that girl, under that flowered hat.
Tell me, what do you know about that?
Probably not much,
Her name is Wanda,
The one who gets stuck singing with Butkus?
Yeah that's the girl,
Let me tell you about what goes on past those pinned back curls.
For what's his name...Wayne,
She's got no love,
'Cause he's a lot of things but he's no angel from above,
Not even close,
She doesn't like to speak to him,
But when he asks her out,
He gets a big fat no,
She'd love to do that to his lip too,
POW, one, two!
Right in the kisser!
But , that's in bad taste,
And her strength and will power are 2 things she refuses to waste,
Her numbers with the jerk only shorten her wait,
Her wait for what?
What does she wait for?
It's not what, it's a who,
Sax is his axe,
He wears real dark shades too,
Laid back and cool,
Whereas Butkus is nothing but a tool.
The little lady's no fool,
She don't need Prince Charming,
She don't want him either,
Cause a guy like that would just love and leave 'er,
But, she doesn't even need to think about that,
Because of all the depth and thoughts she's got, you know,
Under that hat,
She's her own person under that hat and that's that.
 

newsmanfan

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Very cute DQM! Yeah, I think Wanda deserves her own time in the sun. Say, hey Tony...where's the rest of her story? huh? huh?

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