Yeah. I mean, how many of the pop stars do you actually hear about after the parade? Maybe I'm getting too old or something. That doesn't explain why I like some of the things I do that I shouldn't, but every year I'm like, man I wish I had On Demand or DVR so I can just fast forward to the balloons. I was just unimpressed with the balloon selection this year (must've missed Finn and Jake when I was ...uh... disposed), and the floats just... can we get a good sponsor if these are all going to be advertisements? Like when they had the M&M's salute to Broadway? Everything's like Gingerbread houses by insurance companies or something.
Also, I must admit, considering this thing airs on NBC, a company that loves to market the heck out of everything in all their projects (like the completely awkward scene where the producer's family was watching Biggest Loser and saying it was their favorite show in Get him to the Greek), I was absolutely shocked to not see a Minions balloon, float, or anything like that in the parade. And no Jurassic Park stuff either. It's NBC... they love shoving other projects into projects as advertisements.
And really... I hate the bro-country they shove into these things. Bro-Country is the worst music there is, and I love how they take this family event and book groups that sing all about sex. And because it's downhome AHMERICAN country music no one says anything about it. That woman singing about how they can't have a piece of her cherry pie... not subtle. Not subtle at all. Everyone knows what that's a euphemism for, even kids. I'm not prudish or easily offended by anything, and even I find this to be an obnoxious double standard.