Top 5 Sesame Street one-liners

[ISNorden]

(The Count) : Ahh, ha, ha! (*Thunderbolts crash in background*)

(Oscar): How do you think the Easter Bunny can hide all those eggs in one night?

(Insert Mr. Hooper Picture Here) : Hooper, Big Bird! It's Hooper!

(Big Bird): Burr! It's cold... I don't see how those penguins can take it!

(As stated by Drtooth) : Hey... These kids can't read or write can they? Then how's-a-bout we call the show: 'Hey stupid!'

Great choices all round...although I'm still giggling at the thought that we could've heard THIS on November 10, 1969:

"'Hey, Stupid!' was brought to you today by the letters W, S, and E; and by the numbers 2 and 3."

 

[ISNorden]

So many great one-liners...but Kermit the Frog (and those he got frustrated by in the process) seemed to have some of the best!

Absolutely--Sesame Street just isn't as funny without him. If only the Workshop could afford to pay Disney for permission to do new Kermit material!