Toga's Leaving Party

[Beauregard]

Toga's disappearing on "The Big Trip" for Six Weeks tomorrow...and, naturally, we won't see her until she gets back. So that necessitates the need to throw a leaving bash.

*bashes table with hammer for silence*

Right, we have muffins, bagels, and mental images over there. Fan-fic begging advice leaflets over there. Lame running gags for sale in the corner. Oh! And food for everyone free right here...

*points to bowls of crisps, bottles of lemonade, pizzas, fruit salad, etc on laden table*

Enjoy! Please, don't throw the food I just redecorated.

Beau!

 

[The Count]

He really likes those crisps doesn't he? Yeah, don't know who...

Oh hey... Get your maps to the Together Again's homes here.
Get your popcorn, freshly roasted popcorn.

Hey, gimme a bucket of popcorn, nothing's too good for my woman.
Wo-Man! Wo-Man!

Lisa go bye-bye?
Lisa!!!!!!

Now if you'll hexcuse me, got a cake in the oven waiting to start the party at the dorms. If only... That mischievous Jack/Ryan was back already...

 

[Beauregard]

Yes, that darned elusive Jack fellow!

*removes face from bowl of crisps*

You were saying?

 

[The Count]

No, no... Go back to sleep, the aliens haven't landed yet.

Say, where are you guys having this party?
It's on the second floor.
Sorry, but I can only take you as far as the lobby.

 

[Beauregard]

*wonders where the random quotes are coming from*

*oh well*

*turns on loud music so as not to hear them anyway*

*ahh, better, less confusion*

*kidding*

*eats crisps*

 

[Ilikemuppets]

I miss you while your gone Toga, but I can't wait till we meet again.

 

[The Count]

*Music switches to Saying Goodbye.

 

[Java]

Oh, I do so hope that you enjoy this trip, Together Again!

 

[Beauregard]

...going away, seems like goodbyes such a...*switches music to Together Again, wait, how can music be a member of a forum???*

 

[The Count]

Yeah... It's senseless. But dollarsless is better than senseless I guess.
And a song a member of a forum? Well, in the wise words of Master Habbinagudtime Vishinuverehere...
If Pac-Man eats all those tiny little dots, why for does he not gain any weight?

So, you gonna finish that fan fic soon? Come on people, we need to form a nagging coalition... To nag Toga on her way out!
What do we want?
More story!
When do we want it?
Now, or at least as soon as it can get posted!

And that goes for this journal thingy you got in the dark Bo.