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This is my first Muppet Show Outline. This outline is during Season 3 between Liberace and Marisa Bergeson (taping wise. Let's say filming began 4/12/1978.) Airing wise, between Loretta Lynn and Alice Cooper (airdate: 10/28/1978). Let's begin with my own slate.
THE MUPPET SHOW
EPISODE 54
TAPE DATE: 4/12/1978
AIR DATE: 10/28/1978
TAKE 1
SCOOTER: This is The Muppet Show, Episode 54, Tape date is April 12,1978, Air date is October 28,1978 and it's take 1.
(slate claps)
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(door knocks)
Scooter: Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney, 15 seconds 'till curtain Mr. McCartney.
Paul: Thank you Scooter.
(door almost closes until..)
Hey scooter.
Scooter: Yes?
Paul: Is there anything that I need to know about yet?
Scooter: No, sir.
Paul: Are you sure?
Scooter: Positive.
Paul: OK. Thanks.
(Scooter leaves)
Paul: Never argue with a normal person and/or an idiot - folks might not be able to tell the difference.
(drum roll)
Kermit: It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star, Sir Paul McCartney! YAAAAAYY!
(theme plays.
STATLER AND WALFORF'S PART
Statler: How much longer can we take this?
then Gonzo slips and falls before he can blow his Trumpet.)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
(applause)
Kermit: Thank you, Thank you. Hi Ho and welcome again to The Muppet Show. Tonight we have an amazing show lined up for you all.
Statler: You say that every week.
Waldorf: Yeah, when can you get off the stage?
Both: DO HO HO.
Kermit: Good grief. Anyway, tonight is one of the biggest shows that we have ever had. In our opinion at least because tonight, we have the Former Beatle himself and lead singer of Wings, Sir Paul McCartney!
(audience: ooh!)
Yes! Right now, we are going to start off with a (Crazy Harry comes out)... never mind. (then Kermit turns around and finds Crazy Harry) Will you get out of here harry? Anyway, let's get the show rolling.
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(Miss Piggy and Pigs perform "Rivers of Babylon" which is set on a river in Italy and the Pigs are riding along the river)
Statler: Well, what did you think?
Waldorf: I hated it.
Statler: Good. Same for me.
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BACKSTAGE
Kermit: OK, well done guys.
Piggy: Aw, thank you Kermie.
Kermit: I would always support someone like you.
Piggy: Everyone supports moi.
Kermit: True, true.
(door opens)
Paul: What about me?
Kermit: Hey, it's out guest star. Sir Paul McCartney!
(audience cheers)
Piggy: You mean. THE Paul McCartney? The Former Beatle?
(Then, she realizes it and faints)
Kermit: Someone call an ambulance.
Paul: Is she alright?
Kermit: I'm sure she is. With meeting someone so famous as you, there's no way she wouldn't faint.
Paul: Come over here Kermit.
(he walks to where Paul is)
Paul: A lot of teenage girls used to faint when I was with The Beatles.
Kermit: I'm sure some still do to this day.
Paul: I'm sure.
Kermit: No one has fainted from meeting me yet.
(A whatnot comes over, looks at Kermit, and then faints)
Paul: Never underestimate the process of fainting.
Kermit: Yep. That's true.
(Kermit leaves)
Paul: For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.
(laughter, then applause)
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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Kermit: Well, it's now time to introduce our guest star. He was the former Beatle member and now he is the lead singer of Wings. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Paul McCartney!
MUSICAL NUMBER: BAND ON THE RUN
The Setting is in a jailhouse. For the first part of the song (about 2 minutes long), Paul is sitting there thinking about what he has done. Then, in the second part, the pigs (including Miss Piggy) are the rest of the prisoners. Piggy performs part of the song with Paul. Then, the songs comes to an end.
(applause, cheering, and whistling)
FADE OUT
Statler: Wow, that Paul McCartney is amazing.
Waldorf: Yeah, but we can't say that about The Muppets.
Both
O HO HO HO.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BACKSTAGE
Kermit: OK, fantastic job pigs. (then piggy comes out) Oh Oh, Miss Piggy?
Piggy: Yes Kermie?
Kermit: That was a wonderful performance. Same goes for you Paul.
Piggy & McCartney: Thanks Kermit.
(Kermit leaves)
Piggy: Sir McCartney?
Paul: Yes piggy?
Piggy: Do you wanna come see moi's dressing room?
Paul: Of course I do.
Piggy: Wonderful. Follow moi.
(piggy leads Paul to Piggy's dressing room)
Paul: Wow. This is amazing.
Piggy: Sure is.
Paul: Not as great as mine though.
Piggy: Duh, you're our guest star.
Paul: Yeah, but I customized it just for me.
Piggy: Oh, oh. can moi see it?
Paul: Sure. Follow me.
(Paul leads Piggy to his now customized dressing room)
Piggy: Oh, wow! This is amazing!
Paul: I even liked it when I finished it.
Piggy: I'll go tell Kermit.
(Piggy leaves)
Paul: I never knew a pig would have this much excitement.
(laughter)
Piggy: Oh, kermie?
Kermit: Yes Piggy?
Piggy: I have a surprise for you.
Kermit: Not now, I have to go introduce Fozzie.
Piggy: Maybe after?
Kermit: Maybe.
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Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time now to introduce that fuzzy furryman himself. Mr. Fozzie Bear!
Fozzie: Thank you, thank you, and thank YOU! Boy, we have a good crowd tonight.
Statler: Maybe, but that doesn't compare to your act.
(laughter)
Fozzie: (mutters) Aw, gee. Here we go again.
(laughter)
Fozzie: I've just started! Anyway, How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buck an ear.
(audience boos)
Fozzie: You guys aren't fair! Ok, ok, Why did the cop pull over the Baker? He smelt the donuts.
(audience boos more)
Fozzie: I guess I'm not funny after all.
(Fozzie leaves)
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BACKSTAGE
Kermit: Gee, they must really hate you out there.
Fozzie: Yeah, it's not fair.
Kermit: Well, audiences have opinions.
Fozzie: To me, they have the same opinion. Boo, boo ,boo. That's all.
Kermit: Well, maybe you can practice more.
Fozzie: I've done that.
Kermit: I can't come up with anymore ideas, but I'll help you along the way.
Fozzie: Thanks. I knew I could trust you.
(Fozzie hugs Kermit and vice versa. Then, fozzie leaves.)
Piggy: Oh kermie.
Kermit: Right. I'm coming.
(Piggy & Kermit knock)
Paul: Come in.
(Piggy & Kermit come in)
Piggy: Hello, Sir paul.
Paul: Hello, Piggy. Hello, Kermit.
Kermit: Wow. I love this!
Paul: Thank you Kermit. Made it myself.
Kermit: I see that. By the way, can you take this stuff down after the show?
Paul: Yep. Sure will.
Kermit: Thanks.
(Kermit leaves)
Paul: Miss Piggy?
Piggy: Hmm?
Paul: I'm a huge fan of yours.
Piggy: Aww. Thank you. I am a huge fan of your music.
Paul: Thanks.
Piggy: I've met so many famous stars over the years, but not as famous as you.
Paul: I'm sure everyone's thinking that.
(Piggy leaves)
Paul: It's amazing what they do. Then again, they're thinking the same about me.
(door knocks)
Paul: Come in.
(door opens)
Scooter: 20 seconds 'till curtain, Sir McCartney.
Paul: Thanks Scooter.
(Scooter exits)
Paul: It's the opening of the show all over again! How lovely!
(laughter, then applause)
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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Kermit: It's now time to introduce the weirdo himself, ladies and gentlemen, The Great Gonzo!
(applause)
Gonzo: Thank you, thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight before your very eyes, you will see me, The Great Gonzo, ride this dirt bike, over the audience and out the door. Not that I'm leaving for good or anything.
(laughter)
Ok, here we go.
(Gonzo starts the dirt bike, then flies out of the studio, but the doors are locked and he crashes.)
(laughter)
Gonzo: Well, that didn't work.
Statler: Well, that failed.
Waldorf: Yeah, just like the other acts that he has done.
Both: Do ho ho ho.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
BACKSTAGE
Kermit: Are you ok Gonzo?
Gonzo: Yeah, I'm fine.
Kermit: Good
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Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Sir Paul McCartney!
(loud cheers)
MUSICAL NUMBER: JET
*As the music starts, Piggy, Paul, Gonzo, and Dr. Teeth are on a jetplane performing "Jet".
(after the song, applause, cheering, and whistling)
FADE OUT
----------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL BREAK
----------------------------------------------------------------
Kermit: OK, now it's time to perform some music of our own.
(audience confused)
You'll see.
MUSICAL NUMBER: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
*Piggy performs an acoustic version of this number with Paul. Paul comes in about 1 minute after the song begins*
(after the song, applause,cheering,and,whistling.)
Statler: Well, that number wasn't bad.
Waldorf: No. It wasn't. It was horrible.
Statler: Yeah, you're right.
(laughter)
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LAST BACKSTAGE SCENE
Kermit: Well done!
Piggy & Paul: Thanks Kermit.
Floyd: Well, what do you know. Sir Paul McCartney.
Janice: Fer surely, like it's a honor to meet you Sir McCartney.
Paul: Nice to meet you guys. (pause) Wait a minute, you guys are the Electric Mayhem.
Janice: Fer Sure.
Floyd: Come back here with us.
Paul: OK.
(Paul, Floyd, and Janice enter)
Dr.Teeth: Hey Hey Hey, the legendary Beatle himself Paul McCartney.
Paul: It's amazing to meet you guys.
Janice: Like, let me introduce you to the rest of the band. Like, we've already mentioned Floyd, myself , and Dr.Teeth.
Floyd: Up there on the drums, that's animal.
Animal: PAUL MCCARTNEY! PAUL MCCARTNEY!
Floyd: Calm down Animal.
(animal calms down)
Paul: I've seen drummers crazier than that.
(laughter)
Paul: Do you guys want to perform something?
MAYHEM Band: YES!
Paul: OK.
MUSICAL NUMBER: MEDLEY: HEY JUDE/ SILLY LOVE SONGS/ REVOLUTION
(The Electric Mayhem band performs about 3 minutes of "Hey Jude". Then about a minute of "Silly Love Songs", Then a minute and 15 seconds (the ending) of " Revolution.
(after, applause, cheering, and whistling)
FADE OUT
-------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL BREAK
-------------------------------------------------------------
FADE IN TO THE FOLLOWING DISCLAIMER:
AT THE TIME OF FILMING OF THIS PROGRAM, THE SONG THAT WHICH IS ABOUT TO BE PERFORMED, "WITH A LITTLE LUCK" WAS RELEASED 23 DAYS EARLIER.
FADE OUT
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FADE IN
Kermit: Performing his newest hit from the album "London Town", ladies and Gentlemen, Sir Paul McCartney!!
(audience cheers, curtain rises)
("With a Little Luck" plays. Instruments are performed by Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Plus, Miss Piggy & Kermit perform with Paul during the song. They perform the extended version which is almost 6 minutes long)
(after the song ends, applause, cheering, and whistling)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kermit: OK. Well, we've come to the end of one of the best shows we have ever done, but be-FORE we go, let us thank the man who made this night so special. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Paul McCartney. YAAAAYYY!!
(applause, cheering, and whistling)
Paul: Thank you Kermit. I've had an amazing time.
Kermit: It's been an honor having you here.
Paul: Thanks.
(Miss Piggy enters)
Piggy: Oh, Sir McCartney, I have had the best time with you. I think you have been one of the best guest stars we've ever had.
Kermit: At least we didn't have any bacon in it.
(laughter. Piggy gets mad. You all know what's next.)
Piggy: HHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
(Kermit falls. Then, gets up.)
Kermit: We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!!
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CLOSING CREDITS:
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER:
Jim Henson
PRODUCED BY
Jack Burns
WRITTEN BY
Jack Burns
Jim Henson
and
Jerry Juhl
DIRECTED BY
Peter Harris
THE MUPPET PERFORMERS
FEATURING
FRANK OZ
with
RICHARD HUNT
DAVE GOELZ
Eren Ozker
John Lovelady
STEVE WHITMERE
AND
JIM HENSON
PUPPETS BY
Bonnie Erickson
with
Caroly Wilcox
Mari Kaestle
Dave Goelz
Rollin Krewson
John Lovelady
Faz Fazakas
Larry Jameson
SPECIAL PUPPETS BY
Don Sahlin
MUPPET COSTUME DESIGNER: Bonnie Erickson
MUPPET CREATIVE CONSULTANTS:
Frank Oz
Mike Frith
ART DIRECTORS
David Chandler
Paul Dean
CHOREOGRAPHER
Norman Maen
SPECIAL MUPPET DANCING BY
John Bottoms
ORCHESTRA CONDUCTED BY
Jack Parnell
MUSICAL ASSOCIATES
Derek Scott
Conn Bernard
LIGHTING DIRECTOR
John Rook
ASSISTANT TO PRODUCERS
Joan Chaplow
THEME MUSIC BY
Sam Pottle
AUDIO
Ted Scott
VIDEO TAPE EDITOR
John Hawkins
SENIOR VIDEO ENGINEER
John Willmont
SENIOR VIDEO ENGINEER
John Crane
SENIOR CAMERAMAN
Dennis Bartlett
VISION MIXER
Moyra Bird
SENIOR CAMERAMAN
Dennis Bartlett
VISION MIXER
Carole Legg
COSTUMES BY
Ann Hollowood
MAKEUP BY
Shelia Mann
SENIOR FLOOR MANAGER
Richard Holloway
FLOOR MANAGER
Martin Baker
STAGE MANAGER
Caryl Cruickshank
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER FOR HENSON ASSOCIATES, INC
David Lazer
© 1978
HENSON ASSOCIATES INC.
THE MUPPET SHOW
EPISODE 54
TAPE DATE: 4/12/1978
AIR DATE: 10/28/1978
TAKE 1
SCOOTER: This is The Muppet Show, Episode 54, Tape date is April 12,1978, Air date is October 28,1978 and it's take 1.
(slate claps)
------------------------------------------------------------------
(door knocks)
Scooter: Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney, 15 seconds 'till curtain Mr. McCartney.
Paul: Thank you Scooter.
(door almost closes until..)
Hey scooter.
Scooter: Yes?
Paul: Is there anything that I need to know about yet?
Scooter: No, sir.
Paul: Are you sure?
Scooter: Positive.
Paul: OK. Thanks.
(Scooter leaves)
Paul: Never argue with a normal person and/or an idiot - folks might not be able to tell the difference.
(drum roll)
Kermit: It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star, Sir Paul McCartney! YAAAAAYY!
(theme plays.
STATLER AND WALFORF'S PART
Statler: How much longer can we take this?
then Gonzo slips and falls before he can blow his Trumpet.)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
(applause)
Kermit: Thank you, Thank you. Hi Ho and welcome again to The Muppet Show. Tonight we have an amazing show lined up for you all.
Statler: You say that every week.
Waldorf: Yeah, when can you get off the stage?
Both: DO HO HO.
Kermit: Good grief. Anyway, tonight is one of the biggest shows that we have ever had. In our opinion at least because tonight, we have the Former Beatle himself and lead singer of Wings, Sir Paul McCartney!
(audience: ooh!)
Yes! Right now, we are going to start off with a (Crazy Harry comes out)... never mind. (then Kermit turns around and finds Crazy Harry) Will you get out of here harry? Anyway, let's get the show rolling.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Miss Piggy and Pigs perform "Rivers of Babylon" which is set on a river in Italy and the Pigs are riding along the river)
Statler: Well, what did you think?
Waldorf: I hated it.
Statler: Good. Same for me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BACKSTAGE
Kermit: OK, well done guys.
Piggy: Aw, thank you Kermie.
Kermit: I would always support someone like you.
Piggy: Everyone supports moi.
Kermit: True, true.
(door opens)
Paul: What about me?
Kermit: Hey, it's out guest star. Sir Paul McCartney!
(audience cheers)
Piggy: You mean. THE Paul McCartney? The Former Beatle?
(Then, she realizes it and faints)
Kermit: Someone call an ambulance.
Paul: Is she alright?
Kermit: I'm sure she is. With meeting someone so famous as you, there's no way she wouldn't faint.
Paul: Come over here Kermit.
(he walks to where Paul is)
Paul: A lot of teenage girls used to faint when I was with The Beatles.
Kermit: I'm sure some still do to this day.
Paul: I'm sure.
Kermit: No one has fainted from meeting me yet.
(A whatnot comes over, looks at Kermit, and then faints)
Paul: Never underestimate the process of fainting.
Kermit: Yep. That's true.
(Kermit leaves)
Paul: For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.
(laughter, then applause)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL BREAK
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kermit: Well, it's now time to introduce our guest star. He was the former Beatle member and now he is the lead singer of Wings. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Paul McCartney!
MUSICAL NUMBER: BAND ON THE RUN
The Setting is in a jailhouse. For the first part of the song (about 2 minutes long), Paul is sitting there thinking about what he has done. Then, in the second part, the pigs (including Miss Piggy) are the rest of the prisoners. Piggy performs part of the song with Paul. Then, the songs comes to an end.
(applause, cheering, and whistling)
FADE OUT
Statler: Wow, that Paul McCartney is amazing.
Waldorf: Yeah, but we can't say that about The Muppets.
Both
O HO HO HO.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BACKSTAGE
Kermit: OK, fantastic job pigs. (then piggy comes out) Oh Oh, Miss Piggy?
Piggy: Yes Kermie?
Kermit: That was a wonderful performance. Same goes for you Paul.
Piggy & McCartney: Thanks Kermit.
(Kermit leaves)
Piggy: Sir McCartney?
Paul: Yes piggy?
Piggy: Do you wanna come see moi's dressing room?
Paul: Of course I do.
Piggy: Wonderful. Follow moi.
(piggy leads Paul to Piggy's dressing room)
Paul: Wow. This is amazing.
Piggy: Sure is.
Paul: Not as great as mine though.
Piggy: Duh, you're our guest star.
Paul: Yeah, but I customized it just for me.
Piggy: Oh, oh. can moi see it?
Paul: Sure. Follow me.
(Paul leads Piggy to his now customized dressing room)
Piggy: Oh, wow! This is amazing!
Paul: I even liked it when I finished it.
Piggy: I'll go tell Kermit.
(Piggy leaves)
Paul: I never knew a pig would have this much excitement.
(laughter)
Piggy: Oh, kermie?
Kermit: Yes Piggy?
Piggy: I have a surprise for you.
Kermit: Not now, I have to go introduce Fozzie.
Piggy: Maybe after?
Kermit: Maybe.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time now to introduce that fuzzy furryman himself. Mr. Fozzie Bear!
Fozzie: Thank you, thank you, and thank YOU! Boy, we have a good crowd tonight.
Statler: Maybe, but that doesn't compare to your act.
(laughter)
Fozzie: (mutters) Aw, gee. Here we go again.
(laughter)
Fozzie: I've just started! Anyway, How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buck an ear.
(audience boos)
Fozzie: You guys aren't fair! Ok, ok, Why did the cop pull over the Baker? He smelt the donuts.
(audience boos more)
Fozzie: I guess I'm not funny after all.
(Fozzie leaves)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
BACKSTAGE
Kermit: Gee, they must really hate you out there.
Fozzie: Yeah, it's not fair.
Kermit: Well, audiences have opinions.
Fozzie: To me, they have the same opinion. Boo, boo ,boo. That's all.
Kermit: Well, maybe you can practice more.
Fozzie: I've done that.
Kermit: I can't come up with anymore ideas, but I'll help you along the way.
Fozzie: Thanks. I knew I could trust you.
(Fozzie hugs Kermit and vice versa. Then, fozzie leaves.)
Piggy: Oh kermie.
Kermit: Right. I'm coming.
(Piggy & Kermit knock)
Paul: Come in.
(Piggy & Kermit come in)
Piggy: Hello, Sir paul.
Paul: Hello, Piggy. Hello, Kermit.
Kermit: Wow. I love this!
Paul: Thank you Kermit. Made it myself.
Kermit: I see that. By the way, can you take this stuff down after the show?
Paul: Yep. Sure will.
Kermit: Thanks.
(Kermit leaves)
Paul: Miss Piggy?
Piggy: Hmm?
Paul: I'm a huge fan of yours.
Piggy: Aww. Thank you. I am a huge fan of your music.
Paul: Thanks.
Piggy: I've met so many famous stars over the years, but not as famous as you.
Paul: I'm sure everyone's thinking that.
(Piggy leaves)
Paul: It's amazing what they do. Then again, they're thinking the same about me.
(door knocks)
Paul: Come in.
(door opens)
Scooter: 20 seconds 'till curtain, Sir McCartney.
Paul: Thanks Scooter.
(Scooter exits)
Paul: It's the opening of the show all over again! How lovely!
(laughter, then applause)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL BREAK
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kermit: It's now time to introduce the weirdo himself, ladies and gentlemen, The Great Gonzo!
(applause)
Gonzo: Thank you, thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight before your very eyes, you will see me, The Great Gonzo, ride this dirt bike, over the audience and out the door. Not that I'm leaving for good or anything.
(laughter)
Ok, here we go.
(Gonzo starts the dirt bike, then flies out of the studio, but the doors are locked and he crashes.)
(laughter)
Gonzo: Well, that didn't work.
Statler: Well, that failed.
Waldorf: Yeah, just like the other acts that he has done.
Both: Do ho ho ho.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
BACKSTAGE
Kermit: Are you ok Gonzo?
Gonzo: Yeah, I'm fine.
Kermit: Good
-------------------------------------------------
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Sir Paul McCartney!
(loud cheers)
MUSICAL NUMBER: JET
*As the music starts, Piggy, Paul, Gonzo, and Dr. Teeth are on a jetplane performing "Jet".
(after the song, applause, cheering, and whistling)
FADE OUT
----------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL BREAK
----------------------------------------------------------------
Kermit: OK, now it's time to perform some music of our own.
(audience confused)
You'll see.
MUSICAL NUMBER: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
*Piggy performs an acoustic version of this number with Paul. Paul comes in about 1 minute after the song begins*
(after the song, applause,cheering,and,whistling.)
Statler: Well, that number wasn't bad.
Waldorf: No. It wasn't. It was horrible.
Statler: Yeah, you're right.
(laughter)
----------------------------------------------------------------
LAST BACKSTAGE SCENE
Kermit: Well done!
Piggy & Paul: Thanks Kermit.
Floyd: Well, what do you know. Sir Paul McCartney.
Janice: Fer surely, like it's a honor to meet you Sir McCartney.
Paul: Nice to meet you guys. (pause) Wait a minute, you guys are the Electric Mayhem.
Janice: Fer Sure.
Floyd: Come back here with us.
Paul: OK.
(Paul, Floyd, and Janice enter)
Dr.Teeth: Hey Hey Hey, the legendary Beatle himself Paul McCartney.
Paul: It's amazing to meet you guys.
Janice: Like, let me introduce you to the rest of the band. Like, we've already mentioned Floyd, myself , and Dr.Teeth.
Floyd: Up there on the drums, that's animal.
Animal: PAUL MCCARTNEY! PAUL MCCARTNEY!
Floyd: Calm down Animal.
(animal calms down)
Paul: I've seen drummers crazier than that.
(laughter)
Paul: Do you guys want to perform something?
MAYHEM Band: YES!
Paul: OK.
MUSICAL NUMBER: MEDLEY: HEY JUDE/ SILLY LOVE SONGS/ REVOLUTION
(The Electric Mayhem band performs about 3 minutes of "Hey Jude". Then about a minute of "Silly Love Songs", Then a minute and 15 seconds (the ending) of " Revolution.
(after, applause, cheering, and whistling)
FADE OUT
-------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL BREAK
-------------------------------------------------------------
FADE IN TO THE FOLLOWING DISCLAIMER:
AT THE TIME OF FILMING OF THIS PROGRAM, THE SONG THAT WHICH IS ABOUT TO BE PERFORMED, "WITH A LITTLE LUCK" WAS RELEASED 23 DAYS EARLIER.
FADE OUT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FADE IN
Kermit: Performing his newest hit from the album "London Town", ladies and Gentlemen, Sir Paul McCartney!!
(audience cheers, curtain rises)
("With a Little Luck" plays. Instruments are performed by Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Plus, Miss Piggy & Kermit perform with Paul during the song. They perform the extended version which is almost 6 minutes long)
(after the song ends, applause, cheering, and whistling)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kermit: OK. Well, we've come to the end of one of the best shows we have ever done, but be-FORE we go, let us thank the man who made this night so special. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Paul McCartney. YAAAAYYY!!
(applause, cheering, and whistling)
Paul: Thank you Kermit. I've had an amazing time.
Kermit: It's been an honor having you here.
Paul: Thanks.
(Miss Piggy enters)
Piggy: Oh, Sir McCartney, I have had the best time with you. I think you have been one of the best guest stars we've ever had.
Kermit: At least we didn't have any bacon in it.
(laughter. Piggy gets mad. You all know what's next.)
Piggy: HHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
(Kermit falls. Then, gets up.)
Kermit: We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
CLOSING CREDITS:
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER:
Jim Henson
PRODUCED BY
Jack Burns
WRITTEN BY
Jack Burns
Jim Henson
and
Jerry Juhl
DIRECTED BY
Peter Harris
THE MUPPET PERFORMERS
FEATURING
FRANK OZ
with
RICHARD HUNT
DAVE GOELZ
Eren Ozker
John Lovelady
STEVE WHITMERE
AND
JIM HENSON
PUPPETS BY
Bonnie Erickson
with
Caroly Wilcox
Mari Kaestle
Dave Goelz
Rollin Krewson
John Lovelady
Faz Fazakas
Larry Jameson
SPECIAL PUPPETS BY
Don Sahlin
MUPPET COSTUME DESIGNER: Bonnie Erickson
MUPPET CREATIVE CONSULTANTS:
Frank Oz
Mike Frith
ART DIRECTORS
David Chandler
Paul Dean
CHOREOGRAPHER
Norman Maen
SPECIAL MUPPET DANCING BY
John Bottoms
ORCHESTRA CONDUCTED BY
Jack Parnell
MUSICAL ASSOCIATES
Derek Scott
Conn Bernard
LIGHTING DIRECTOR
John Rook
ASSISTANT TO PRODUCERS
Joan Chaplow
THEME MUSIC BY
Sam Pottle
AUDIO
Ted Scott
VIDEO TAPE EDITOR
John Hawkins
SENIOR VIDEO ENGINEER
John Willmont
SENIOR VIDEO ENGINEER
John Crane
SENIOR CAMERAMAN
Dennis Bartlett
VISION MIXER
Moyra Bird
SENIOR CAMERAMAN
Dennis Bartlett
VISION MIXER
Carole Legg
COSTUMES BY
Ann Hollowood
MAKEUP BY
Shelia Mann
SENIOR FLOOR MANAGER
Richard Holloway
FLOOR MANAGER
Martin Baker
STAGE MANAGER
Caryl Cruickshank
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER FOR HENSON ASSOCIATES, INC
David Lazer
© 1978
HENSON ASSOCIATES INC.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
