TMS Outline:Jack Lemmon & Doris Day:Season 2

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COLD OPENNING
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SCOOTER:"Jack Lemmon and Doris Day,fifteen seconds till curtain."
JACK AND DORIS(in unison)"Thank you Scooter."
JACK LEMMON:"Bless you Doris".
DORIS DAY:"But I didn't sneeze."
White furry scarf over Dorises' mink coat suddenly comes to life:"That would be me.I happen to be allergic to mink."

OPENNING THEME
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GONZO'S HORN GAG
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American flag comes out of horn as it plays the American national anthem.

OPENNING NUMBER
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The Electric Mayhem Band perform rendition of Jim Morrison's song "Runnin' Blue",sung by Floyd.

FOZZIE'S JOKE SPOT
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GUEST STAR SPOT
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Jack Lemmon sings and performs rendition of "Last Kiss" with Doris Day in the role of his girlfriend who dies.

AT THE DANCE
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Wayne & Wanda
Kermit & Miss Piggy
Icky Gunk & Miss Mousey
Strangepork & Lydia
Zoot & Janice
Rowlf & Henrietta

PIGS IN SPACE
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GUEST STAR SPOT
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In meadow and pond setting,Doris Day sings "Born To Say Goodbye" to Robin,who is seated comfortabley on her lap.
Muppets who accompany her:
Wayne
Wanda
Hilda
Scooter
Rowlf
Nigel
Wally
Uncle Deadley

MUPPET LAB
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Bunson introduces an inflatable car.As he goes into details,Beaker pumps the vehicle up too much,and it explodes,sending Beaker flying into Staler and Woldorf's theatre box.

SWEDISH CHEF
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Swedish Chef attempts to make a homemade loaf of bread.But when he places the loaf into the oven and waits for it to be ready,he begins to hear a rumbling noise that gets louder and louder.
When he opens the oven,the loaf of bread strecthes out,incredibley long,and pins Swedish Chef to the wall.

TALK SPOT
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Doris Day gets lovey dovey with Kermit,while Miss Piggy hits on Jack Lemmon.

SKETCH
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Human sized Chickens and other muppet birds perform "The Bird Dance".

SKETCH
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Rowlf sings rendition of "Feelings" with a real bermiese cat in his arms.

CLOSING NUMBER
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In disco setting,under disco ball,Jack Lemmon and Doris Day duet rendition of 1977 disco version of "Que Sera Sera".They are accompanied by generally all of the show's muppet characters.

GOODNIGHTS
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Jack Lemmon
Doris Day
Kermit
Fozzie
Miss Piggy
Gonzo
Scooter
Rowlf
Floyd
Janice
Animal
Robin
George
Nigel
Sweetims

CLOSING THEME
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WALDORF:"Well tonight's show couldn't have been any worse."
STATLER:"Since when did it get any better."
(both laugh)