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I was writting this yesterday and thought i would post it
Adam Sandler
Cold Opening: Scooter walks in as Adam is inspecting a set of new golf clubs.
Adam: wow, you guys are nice. Did you do this?
Scooter: Gee, didn’t Mr. Sandler.
Adam: Well whoever did must remember my role in Happy Gilmore. Wait, I found a tag. (Reads Tag) “Have a blast with your set, you’re the bomb! Signed Crazy Harry”
Scooter: (under his breath) Uh oh…
Adam: Hey I didn’t know they made balls that were black and fiery.
Scooter: They don’t! Hit the deck!
Adam: OMG!
Bag explodes
Crazy Harry laughs in the distance.
Opening: it’s the Muppet show, with our special guest star, Adam Sandler!
Horn Gag: golf balls fly out of Gonzo’s horn.
Opening Number: The Electric Mayhem, with lead vocals by Floyd, sing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Greenday
Sketch: Vets Hospital - Steve is sick-
Dr. Bob: I just don’t know what to do! I’ve never checked out a real live human before!
Nurse Piggy: Yeah, well you never checked out a fake live human either, what’s the difference?
Muppet News Flash: The Muppet Newsman has a guest in his studio, Opera-man!
He belts out news related to the Muppet’s such as:
“Miss Piggy just got back-aca
From her trip in Pan-ana-ca
And she looks really fat-I-ca
And weighs more than 100 sets of the encyclopedia Britan-aca”
UK Spot: Muppet Sports - Bunge Jumping Contest - the person who keeps jumping the longest, wins. But in the end Gonzo wins, but does not get his trophy because he does not stop jumping.
Sketch: Fozzie Comedy Spot -
Fozzie: Why are janitors so lazy? Because they always sweep (sleep) on the job! Wocka Wocka! Oh no…
(Beauregard and George the Janitor come and drag Fozzie off of the stage)
Sketch: Pigs in Space: The crew of the Swinetrek are going into an asteroid belt.
(Link: What’s Happening?
Piggy: Were in an asteroid belt.
Link (who miss heard Piggy): How dare you insult the captain’s belt!)
Song: Adam sings Lunch Lady Land, with backup by Gladys (not the cow, the other Gladys)
Goodnights
Adam, Kermit, Fozzie, Gladys, Gonzo, Floyd, an Steve
What do you think
Adam Sandler
Cold Opening: Scooter walks in as Adam is inspecting a set of new golf clubs.
Adam: wow, you guys are nice. Did you do this?
Scooter: Gee, didn’t Mr. Sandler.
Adam: Well whoever did must remember my role in Happy Gilmore. Wait, I found a tag. (Reads Tag) “Have a blast with your set, you’re the bomb! Signed Crazy Harry”
Scooter: (under his breath) Uh oh…
Adam: Hey I didn’t know they made balls that were black and fiery.
Scooter: They don’t! Hit the deck!
Adam: OMG!
Bag explodes
Crazy Harry laughs in the distance.
Opening: it’s the Muppet show, with our special guest star, Adam Sandler!
Horn Gag: golf balls fly out of Gonzo’s horn.
Opening Number: The Electric Mayhem, with lead vocals by Floyd, sing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Greenday
Sketch: Vets Hospital - Steve is sick-
Dr. Bob: I just don’t know what to do! I’ve never checked out a real live human before!
Nurse Piggy: Yeah, well you never checked out a fake live human either, what’s the difference?
Muppet News Flash: The Muppet Newsman has a guest in his studio, Opera-man!
He belts out news related to the Muppet’s such as:
“Miss Piggy just got back-aca
From her trip in Pan-ana-ca
And she looks really fat-I-ca
And weighs more than 100 sets of the encyclopedia Britan-aca”
UK Spot: Muppet Sports - Bunge Jumping Contest - the person who keeps jumping the longest, wins. But in the end Gonzo wins, but does not get his trophy because he does not stop jumping.
Sketch: Fozzie Comedy Spot -
Fozzie: Why are janitors so lazy? Because they always sweep (sleep) on the job! Wocka Wocka! Oh no…
(Beauregard and George the Janitor come and drag Fozzie off of the stage)
Sketch: Pigs in Space: The crew of the Swinetrek are going into an asteroid belt.
(Link: What’s Happening?
Piggy: Were in an asteroid belt.
Link (who miss heard Piggy): How dare you insult the captain’s belt!)
Song: Adam sings Lunch Lady Land, with backup by Gladys (not the cow, the other Gladys)
Goodnights
Adam, Kermit, Fozzie, Gladys, Gonzo, Floyd, an Steve
What do you think
