There's a fly in my soup!

[Xerus]

These are my favorite top 10 fly in my soup jokes. Which I've heard on cartoons and the Muppet Show.

1. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
WAITER: "Don't worry, he won't eat much.

2. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
WAITER: "Looks like the backstroke."

3. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
WAITER: "Keep your voice down. The other customers will want one."

4. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
WAITER: "Oh, did you order a mosquito?"

5. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
WAITER: "Thanks, I've been looking for him all day."

6. CUSTOMER" "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my alphabet soup?"
WAITER: "Standing in for the apostrophe."

7. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
WAITER: "Don't worry, I'll get you a fork."

8. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
WAITER: "Don't worry, the spider on your bread will get him."

9. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a dirty fly in my soup!"
WAITER: "Don't insult him, that fly's our best customer!"

10. CUSTOMER: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
WAITER: "Sorry, our cook used to be a tailor."

 

[Drtooth]

There's a fly in my soup!

I ordered a fly in my salad.

Can't you get ANYTHING right?

 

[mr3urious]

"What is that fly doing on my monitor?"
"There was no more room on my hard drive!"

 

[Oscarfan]

That's no fly, that's my wife!

 

[robodog]

A slight variation but one of my favorites

Professor Farnsworth: Scruffy, what is this tiny robot doing in my soup?
Scruffy: He appears to be giving you the finger sir.

 

[Mo Frackle]

Waiter: Sorry, I always get my orders mixed up. You ordered the soup in the fly.

 

[D'Snowth]

CUSTOMER: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
FLY: Waiter! There's a human in my jacuzzi!

 

[Xerus]

Ha ha! Those are good ones. You know, sometimes I wonder if the customers keep putting fake flies in their soups so they can get a free meal? And the fed up waiters come up with snide remarks to show them.