Lefty slides into thread, wearing a tux, top hat and twirling a cane; he tap-dances/sways as he sings.
Lefty
If you're blue, and youse don't know
Where ta go to,
Why doncha go where fashion sits?
Puttin' on da Ritz!
Different types who wear a day coat, pants wit stripes
And cutaway coat, poifect fit!
Puttin' on da Ritz!
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper,
Tryin' hard ta look like Gary Coleman
Er...I mean Gary Cooper!
Super duper--
A large hook appears in thread, and swiftly yanks Lefty out.