The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

[Redsonga]

I think I will be staying here tomorrow, I don't have a valentine this year . My love, he moved to another state without saying goodbye *sigh*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

D: Oh no!
That's terrible!
That breaks my heart.
Sorry to hear that.

 

[Redsonga]

It's been a long long time since he left, I really don't think I will ever really be over him, the 'what might have been' level is too high

 

[Beauregard]

Zany: *runs in with a cue card* WARNING! DEATH OF THREAD IMMINENT!

...Yes, this means Ive been posting about the place again...and means threads will be falling rapidly...someone call casualty.

 

[MrsPepper]

Thanks for the warning, Zany! Quick, we need an ambulance! And those shock paddle things! And a bucket of cold water! Anything to jolt some life back into it!

 

[Pork]

I have a joke book

DRUM STICK, DRUM STICK!

I have some loose jello okey.

 

[Redsonga]

Sorry I'm so depressing

 

[MrsPepper]

Uh, a drum stick, that might work! Thanks, Pork! **Starts hitting the thread with the drum stick**


... I think I'm making it worse. What else do you guys have?

 

[Redsonga]

You can try using my ipod

 

[Beauregard]

*hits thread with iPod...*

*iPod breaks*

Sorry...