Hey Vic, if we are on VH1, I think the programming was just interupted by that newsflash. And thank you Vic for the standing and clapping (even if you were the only one...). And now, I'm required to inform you that Elmo will now be presenting the award for "Most Underrated Member" with Grover!
*Grover and Elmo run on stage in their tuxedos*
Grover: Hahahahaha! Hello everybodiiiie!
Elmo: Hi everyone!
Grover: It is so good to see you all here tonight! Is it not so much fun being here at the awards? Aaaand getting to wear tuxedos?
Elmo: Grover, Grover, Elmo has a question!
Grover: Oh? Yes little Elmo? How may I answer? Hmm?
Elmo: Elmo wants to know what "underrated" means.
Grover: Oh well you see, underrated means forgotten or ignored or just not loved as much as they should be. In fact, I used to be underrated.
Elmo: Really? What happened to Grover?
Grover: Oh...Um, oh nothing. Anyway, we have here in our cute, furry hands, the winner of the award!
Elmo: Ooh ooh ooh! Can Elmo read the award? Please Grover? Pleeease?
Grover: Okay, okay, here you go little Elmo! Read the award for all to hear!
Elmo: *opens envelope* Um, Grover?
Grover: Yes little Elmo?
Elmo: Elmo can't read.
Grover: ...Oh. Well let me see it. *reads the award card* The winner is
furryredmonster!
Elmo: Oh boy oh boy oh boy!! Elmo won an award!
Grover: No no little Elmo, you did not when an award. The Muppet Central member furryredmonster won an award!
Elmo: Oh...Oh boy oh boy oh boy! furryredmonster won an award!