The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

[ReneeLouvier]

It's about to become a Ziffel'ing Hoedown in here the way we're posting!

 

[D'Snowth]

Vender: Punch! Get your punch here!

Oh, I WANT PUNCH! I WANT PUNCH! GIVE ME PUNCH!!!

*Swallows a gallon of punch*

*Is now drunk*

Hu hu hu huuuuuuu i fel gooooooooooooooooooooooood

 

[theprawncracker]

Hooray Kathy! Congratulations on winning another one! You deserve them both you know! ...And don't call Pepe, trust me, from prawn about prawn, it's trouble. Now it's about time for Link Hogthrob to show us...Well, he's got something. And hopefully it's not his chest.

*Link struts on stage in a finely pressed tuxedo*

Link: Hello to my adoring fans. It is time for me to introduce the winner of "Best Use of Smileys" cleverly named, "A Sight to Withold." Now, we all know that I am surely a sight to withold. But sadly I cannot join the forum. All the typing breaks down my lovely cuticles. So, the award for "Best Use of Smileys" goes to the dim-witted janitor we all love: Beauregard.

 

[Ziffel]

YESSSS Beau! From one dim-witted janitor (for real! I really am in real life!) to another: CONGRATULATIONS!

Edit: Ohhh but I guess Beau's probably gone to bed. (3:44 AM in England now!) That's okay, you'll see this tomorrow (er... I mean later today).

 

[Katzi428]

Yes, yes, way to go Renee. I promise we SWAEHB'ers aren't holding a grudge. *wink* Now, keeping with the swing of things, we've got the next award to hand out, and a prawn to present it! No, not me, Pepe the King Prawn!

*Pepe "cha-chas" up to the podium*

Pepe: Hola, hola. Si, si, I know, jou did not expect to have to take me in in all of my prawn-diful glory, hokay? I know it is a lot on jour plate, hokay? But try to survive. Hehehe, anyway, I am here to present to jou, de winner of de award for Cutest Member, hokay? Now, I know dat cute and sexy have varrying levels of t'ings and t'ings, but I t'ink dey are de same either way, hokay? So all jou cuties, call me. And especcially jou, *opens envelope* Katzi428! Because jou are de cutest member, hokay? Congratulations!

Awwww....thanks Pepe!...you are one sweet King Prawn,hokay?*planting kiss on his cheek* And thanks everyone else!
Psstt Ry...I'll take your advice!

 

[anythingmuppet]

Yay, congratz Bo!

*finds sugar next to punch* Yay, sugar. MINE. Oh my, there's that troublesome 6-pack of root beer. And a muffin. And a marshmallow penguin. Ooh...sugary....*takes that as well

 

[Ilikemuppets]

All right Beau!

 

[RedDragon]

Oh, I WANT PUNCH! I WANT PUNCH! GIVE ME PUNCH!!!

*Swallows a gallon of punch*

*Is now drunk*

Hu hu hu huuuuuuu i fel gooooooooooooooooooooooood

Vender: *is confused* that's non-alcoholic....

Me: This happens all the time...

Vender: Oh, I see...Well that's $50...

Me: Send the bill to Beauregard <runs away>

 

[Katzi428]

YAY Beau!
Peanuts!I want peanuts!
some nuts come by and leave a disgusting liquid on the ground!
*gasp* That's GROSS!
a Nut:Well...ya did say peanuts,so we...
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! JANITOR!!!!!
nut walks away mumbling "when ya gotta go,ya gotta go!

 

[D'Snowth]

i love hyouu guys happy anuvyerary!