The Survey To End All Surveys

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Section A: Personal Stuff

1: Your name? Erin Michelle Roll
2: Your age? 21
3: Hometown? I think it's somewhere on this planet...
4: Your-ahem-relationship status? Single and loving it
5: Your gender? Female
6: Your religion? Catholic

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Scooter, Janice and Wembley
2. Three least favorite Muppets? Elmo, Elmo...and Elmo
3. Favorite Muppet film? The Great Muppet Caper
4. Least favorite Muppet film? Er...probably IAVMMCM.
5. Favorite Muppeteer? Richard Hunt
6. Least favorite Muppeteer? Hmm, don't know.
7. Favorite Muppet show? The Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock
8. Least favorite Muppet show? Probably Muppets Tonight
9. Favorite Muppet quote? Too numerous to mention here.

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? No...but a green Ford pickup smacked into my little blue Toyota once while I was heading to school. No injuries, and I got to skip math class.
2. Ever been to Vermont? Yeah, passed through on our way to Maine once.
3. Do you like cheese? Yes, cheddar, Camembert, mozzarella...not a big fan of the thin Kraft slices, though.
4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? Coke
5. Favorite computer maker? Dell and IBM
6. Person you'd most like to see cast off the earth? What, I gotta choose just one?
7. Favorite form of health care? Anything that doesn't involve needles.
8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? Don't know.
9. Do you own a PS2, XBox, Gamecube or any combination of the three? None - the original NES was the best.
10. Have you ever been to Disney World? Fifteen years ago - and I came down with a bad sore throat.
11. Do you golf? No.
12. Can you do a Scottish accent? Oh, aye. Can do Irish, Yorkshire, Cockney and Queen's English, too, if ya like.
13. Who are your three favorite Seinfeld characters? Didn't watch it.
14. Last DVD you bought? Best of the Muppet Show
15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? No.
16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? Democrat
17. Do you own a digital camera? No.
18. Favorite movie theater snack? Popcorn.
19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? At a music/video store.
20. Do you drink soda with ice? Oh, of course. Won't have it any other way.

 

[Super Scooter]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

Skipping this section. Most of you know most of this stuff about me anyway.

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Kermit, Grover, Scooter

2. Three least favorite Muppets? Gary Cahuenga, Fleet Scribbler, J.P. Grosse

3. Favorite Muppet film? The Great Muppet Caper/The Muppet Movie (haven't decided yet)

4. Least favorite Muppet film? Muppets From Space

5. Favorite Muppeteer? Jim Henson

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? ... tough question... hmmm... probably John Lovelady, I suppose.

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? The Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Animal Jam

9. Favorite Muppet quote? "Well, I have a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. It's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream."

"Still, even if you didn't promise anything, you've gotta remember they wanted to come."
"But that's because they believed in me."
"No, they believed in the dream."
"Well, I do too---"
"Do you?"
"Yeah! Of course I do!"
"Well then?"
"Well, then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me."

"Flying is a simple matter of belief! Anyone can fly so long as they believe that they can! Stand at the top of a tall ladder... and say to youself: 'I was born to fly!'"
"I was born to fly!"
"The air is my home."
"The air is my home!"
"Now if you believe that, step off the ladder and float to the ceiling!"

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? Yup. An old friend hit me in the back of the legs with her car and knocked me down.

2. Ever been to Vermont? No

3. Do you like cheese? Mmmm. Cheeeeeeese. Yes, yes, yes.

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? ... I don't really drink Cola... probably Coke.

5. Favorite computer maker? I don't know much about computers.

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? Personally cast off? No one. Though there are a few people I'm patiently waiting for God to take care of. ... is that wrong?

7. Favorite form of health care? ... Wha???

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? As in? Is this for Animation, or what?

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? PS2

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? *sigh*... No.

11. Do you golf? No

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? Sure thing. I'm... partially Scottish... I know what the family kilt looks like!

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? There's more than three? (yeah, there's four) Ummmm, I dunno. I always thought you were supposed to pretty much hate all of them.

14. Last DVD you bought? An American in Pairs for $1.99 at my dad's movie rental place. Other than that, Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? *sigh*... No.

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? "Hey, man, just play the gig! Never get involved in pollitics!"

17. Do you own a digital camera? *sigh*... No.

18. Favorite movie theater snack? M&Ms

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? Amazon.com

20. Do you drink soda with ice? Mostly

 

[Telly]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Chris

2. Your age? 27 (February 17, 1979)

3. Your hometown? Fargo, ND

4. Your- ahem- relationship status? Single

5. Your gender? Male

6. Your religion? Agnostic

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Kermit, Rizzo, Wembly

2. Three least favorite Muppets? Lips, Elmo, Bear

3. Favorite Muppet film? The Muppet Movie

4. Least favorite Muppet film? Elmo in Grouchland (haven't seen it)

5. Favorite Muppeteer? Steve Whitmire

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? Kathryn Mullen

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? The Muppet Show or Muppets Tonight

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Bear in the Big Blue House

9. Favorite Muppet quote? I am green and it'll do fine It's beautiful! And I think it's what I want to be

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? Nope

2. Ever been to Vermont? Nope

3. Do you like cheese? Yup

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? Cherry Coke

5. Favorite computer maker? lol Umm I have an eMachine

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? My EX-BFF's brother Nate

7. Favorite form of health care? One that keeps you alive forever

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? Disney for the Muppets, Warner Bros for Scooby-Doo, 20th Century Fox for Fantastic Four (they all have positives)

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? PS2. One of my roommates got rid of his GameCube cuz he bought a Wii

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? A year ago this March for the first time

11. Do you golf? No

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? Blow me bag pipes! Curse me kilts!...No

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? I never really liked "Seinfeld"

14. Last DVD you bought? Snakes on a Plane

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? It does not

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? Liberal

17. Do you own a digital camera? I do

18. Favorite movie theater snack? Skittles...Taste the Rainbow

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? The Calendar Club in the mall

20. Do you drink soda with ice? I'll pass

 

[Beakerfan]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Alexandria - most people call me Alex or Al, but you can call me whatever you wish
2. Your age? 17
3. Your hometown? Santa Rosa
4. Your- ahem- relationship status? Taken!
5. Your gender? Girl
6. Your religion? Protestant

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Beaker, Animal, and..... Fozzie
2. Three least favorite Muppets? uh, Bear, Elmo, and..... I'm not sure
3. Favorite Muppet film? Muppet Treasure Island
4. Least favorite Muppet film? Don't have one!
5. Favorite Muppeteer? Jim and Frank
6. Least favorite Muppeteer? uh?
7. Favorite Muppet TV show? The Muppet Show!
8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Bear
9. Favorite Muppet quote? well, that's a tough one! There are sooooo many!

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? nope
2. Ever been to Vermont? where's that? Jk. no.
3. Do you like cheese? YESSSSS
4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? Pepsi!
5. Favorite computer maker? Dell
6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? Hmmmm...... Marylin Manson
7. Favorite form of health care? Optometrist!
8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? You mean I hafta choose?!?
9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? I don't own any of those, yet. But that doesn't mean I don't play!
10. Have you ever been to Disney World? nope
11. Do you golf? no.
12. Can you do a Scottish accent? oh, just a wee bit. Oops, sorry! That was Irish. I'm more Irish that Scottish, ya kno.
13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? Newman, Elaine, and Cramer!
14. Last DVD you bought? Ummm.... I can't remember.
15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? No sir!
16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? I'm an elephant lover, thankyou very much.
17. Do you own a digital camera? Psh! Tchaw! Like, it's only the coolest thing around. Not only digital, but SLR!!!!
18. Favorite movie theater snack? Milk Duds!
19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? Suncoast
20. Do you drink soda with ice? yessir