The Secret Recipe

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(Lefty and his boss run into an alley with a brown paper bag)
Boss: Okay, I think we've got everything we need.
Lefty: Right, boss.
Boss: Do yo have the secret recipe?
Lefty: Yes, sir. (opens his trenchcoat and gets the recipe out)
Boss: (putting bag on crate) Okay, I'll get the stuff and and you read the recipe, to make sure that I have the right stuff.
Lefty: Okay. We need one glass.
Boss: Check!
Lefty: Then we need milk.
Boss: I've got a carton.
Lefty: Good. Then we need some birdseed.
Boss: I got that.
Lefty: Alright, now we need something to stir with.
Boss: Got it.
Lefty: And some whip cream.
Boss: Yup!
Lefty: And a straw.
Boss: Check. Okay, they are all out of the bag. Now, what's the order?
Lefty: First, you pour the milkshake into the glass.
Boss: Okay (pours).
Lefty: You need to pour the milk and then the whip cream in there.
Boss: Alright.
Lefty: Then you stir it.
Boss: Okay.
Lefty: And then you put the straw in it.
Boss: Check. Now, since you stole the secret recipe, you get to taqste it first.
Lefty: Okay. (takes a sip) Oh, yuck! This birdseed milkshake is disgusting!
Boss: Oh, no! We stole the secret recipe for nothing!
Lefty: We're ruined! Who would buy this birdseed milkshake?
Big Bird: oh, excuse me. Did you say that you have a birdseed milkshake?
Lefty: Yes.
Big Bird: Well, I was on my way to Dooper's Store to get a birdseed milkshake, but you are closer.
Lefty: Okay, it'll cost you just a nickle.
Big Bird: A nickle? But Alan charges less. Oh, well (hands them a nickel and then drinks). Aw, that was good. Tastes just like the one at Cooper's Store! (leaves)
(Lefty and his boss make evil laughs)