The RHLC!

[The Count]

To Ryan: You get nagging that other half of yours to write and eventually post more of her current stories. Now off with ya' little feller...

To Kate: Not bad... But if you rully want to steam him... Offer Bo a cupper of tea.
Would you like some tea Bo? What's that? You would? Certainly.
*Triggers the button and gallons of coldest iced tea pour down into the janitor's countenance, leaving him soaking wet with the chilled beverage of choice.

 

[CensoredAlso]

I have to say that I'm taking the credit for a small feeling of guild for this RHLC raid...maybe we should let them get back to their lives...it's not much, but there is a tiny niggle of guilt coming in...

That's very considerate of you.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

And perhaps MBM is sliiiightly sorry for inciting the Swaehb raid, prompting Heralde to join the dark side, reincarnating the Phantom, and murdering Rizzo.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

*two lounge chairs are up on top of a table, and the table's laden down with sand and two umbrellas. They're both sipping orange juice, and eating garlic-p-nut butter popcorn. Beside each of them are chocolate covered doughnuts, various flavored danishes, and cream eclairs.*

Richard: *has a devilish grin on his face* I think we should give 'em what they want!

And what's that, Richard?

Richard: A food fight!!! *He grabs up the box of various flavored danishes, and then dips them each into a bowl of chocolate-caramel; then flings them at various members of SWHAEB*

YEAH!!! FOOD FIGHT!!!! *Picks up the box of chocolate-iced doughnuts and hurls them at the members he didn't get*

 

[theprawncracker]

*danish smacks me in the face* ...

HEY BEAU! I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A DANISH BY A MUPPETEER!!

I am NEVER washing this face again...*is hit with another danish*

 

[Beauregard]

*emerges from ping-pong balls, dripping with ice tea* I am going to need a nice strong cub of tea after this...Wait! Not that tea! Prawn! Get me a towel! Someone else, get me danishes, and scrambled egg to throw at the villainous RHLC members. Vibs? what are you doing here, I said danishes, not Danes.

 

[CensoredAlso]

***Hey guys, just wanted to let everyone know, I'm going to be busy for the next few days and won't be able to post too much. But I promise I'll be back.
Keep having fun at the thread!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

See you when you get back herald!

 

[The Count]

What's that Bo? A cup of tea? If you want it...
*Presses button and another gusher of chilling iced tea drenches the musty twittish British janitor.
*Gulps down chocolate iced doughnut... Mmm, not bad, but I prefer the Boston Scream ones.

Hey Richard... Just so you know, I'm not on anybody's side... Well, maybe I'm on Jim's side, but that's beside the point.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(sitting up on lifeguard platform, adjacent to Richard and Sara's table, wearing army helmet and flak jacket)

The battlefield looks delicious, Commander, but both sides are getting creamed. (joke earns her an eclair launched at her by R.H.) Mmm, chocolate! Thanks! (devours eclair, picks up guitar and starts playing the theme from MASH)

And if this fight goes on any longer, we'll have to retreat.

R.H.: Where to?

MN: Why, to the bombe shelter, of course.