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heralde said:
Oh I know, me neither! I feel so bad sometimes, because you are supposed to take care of your body and all. Think of the consequences, respect yourself etc.
Yeah, that is true... but it can be so nice and yummy to just go for the bad-for-you stuff, hehe!

Awesome, sounds great, Erin. We're solvin' the mystery, y'all! :big_grin:
 

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Skye said:
Yeah, that is true... but it can be so nice and yummy to just go for the bad-for-you stuff, hehe!
I know! There has to be a balance. I want to be healthier. But it's not worth it if you never get to enjoy your food!

Aw, I'm really feeling bad for Cookie Monster right now. Can he just plead insanity?
 

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Absolutely. It makes me sad when I see people really hating it when they're on diets and everything. And diets can be helpful, but I wish everyone could always be able to enjoy the food they eat, whether healthy or not! :smile:

Hehe, he could plead Crazy For Cookies! :big_grin: I'd go for that!
 

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Lol, I like that. Richard could be his co-council there (you know, after he recovers from the stomach ache!) lol
 

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Hehe, that's perfect! Aww, and hopefully Richard will feel better soon! :wink:
 

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Certainly... *Inks fingers in Erin's little detective pad.
*Cookie Monster gives up some of his fur sheddings to the cause.

And Richard might not have mentioned what color the culprit's fur was... But you yourself Erin said that you found some "blue" fibers when first you came into this case. So dispell whatever misconceptions you may have formed against Mr. Cookie Monster. *Flips out cell phone and gets Richard to take over as legal council for the Cookie Monster's defense.
 

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This is very true, my good Edward, but you'll notice I never said what the fibers came from. For you see, at first glance, these fibers could have easily come from a fuzzy jacket, and fuzzy jackets do appear to be in these days.

And are you sure you want to call Richard in as defense? He's already testified as a witness...besides, he's been tucked in with a sore stomach.

(reports come in) All right, fiber tests have come in, conducted by scientists with NO connection to the case...oh, dear. The fiber samples collected from the scene do match Cookie Monster's fur...and Ed, your fingerprints do seem to match the ones lifted from the detector switch.

Your explanations, please.
 

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Yes... The blue fibers you picked up at the beginning of this investigation were blue and fuzzy... And it stems from your lab tests that it matches CookieMonster... But that's only because he was here with Beth last night before she pulled him away from the storage closet. He was busy consuming the cookies in Catherine's dorm room earlier today, so he couldn't have commited this crime.
As for me... Well, of course my fingerprints are there... That's because I was handling the equipment off to Will when installing it. If you'd've conducted a thorough search, you'd find his fingerprints all over the machinery as well. It could've been he who verily switched off the security system by mistake, thinking it was turned on instead.

And Richard may have testified... But I have it on high authority he's already agreed to take over the case against Cookie Monster. Part of the firm Ham, Mayo, and Onion OnRye.
 

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Well in that case, he certainly knew where the cookies were. He knew how to get them! So he may have come back, was able to get in, and... yes, he took the cookies! And, he definitely could've been here as well as eating the cookies from Catherine's room because... well because he's Cookie Monster! He'll take all the cookies he can find. Aaaand he knew ours were here as well! Since they happened at different times, he easily could've done both.

Actually, I was here with Will when he was setting it up, and I saw him turn it on. I checked it with him, so he is definitely in the clear with that! After all... you're the one who turned it off, Ed. Maybe you purposely turned it off so you could help Cookie get the cookies!

Ahh, hehe, and great firm Richard is with!
 
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