The RHLC!

[Ilikemuppets]

Hehe... I love that one Skye!

Wow! That is an awsome joke MBM!

 

[Skye]

Ha, yeah, that's great! I love stupid jokes like that.

Ahh yes, here's another big welcome to Kiki. Great to have you here!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

It's stupid, yet clever.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

That's amazingly contradictory, yet still an apt description.

((I'm in the middle of my English Vocabulary homework, in case you couldn't tell. ))

Why are alligators green and flat?

 

[Skye]

So they can use each other as ping-pong paddles? Ha... or not. I don't know, why?

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Cause if they were round and yellow, they'd be lemons. Wocka wocka.

I swear, it sounds corny, but when I first read it, I laughed for like ten minutes. I still don't know why, perhaps it was too much sugar.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

All right, here's mine, and...well, I don't know how many people will get it. It was one of the few good jokes I knew that were decent enough to post.

What do you call a French film about a banana that goes to work as a government assassin?

 

[Skye]

Hey, MBM, sometimes the corniest jokes are the best ones!

Erin... hm, I don't know. What?

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Here it is. (eagerly braces self for chorus of groans)

La Femme Chiquita! (supposed to be La Femme Nikita)

On the other hand, I could tell you guys the one about the divorce attorney and the axe murderer...

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Ha...I'm only 14 so I don't get it, but I'm sure I'd think it was funny if I knew what you were talking about.

Ah, praytell. Please do.