The Return of the Dodos

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chapter 9

The gang had gone into Oscars trash can.

"Oh, boy!", shouted Elmo, "Elmo can't wait to see his old friends, Grizzy and Bug again."

"Well, that's okay, Elmo", said Gordon, "But we are here to look for Daddie Dodo."

"Yeah", said Mommie.

"Now", said Alan, "We are going to have to split up int groups. Do we all have our cell phones?

"I do", said Maria.

"So do I", said The Count.

"Me ate mine", said Cookie, "But it still on when me ate it, so it will ring in my tummy."

"I can't afford one", said Big Bird.

"What is a cell phone?", asked Mommie.

"Okay", said Maria, "We'll split into groups. Elmo, you go with oscar and Grungetta."

"Hey, no fair!", moaned Oscar.

"Count, Mommie, you two come with me", said Maria, "Cookie, Big Bird, you come with Gordon."

"Well", said a reluctant Gordon, "At least I didn't come in a car for Cookie to eat."

"And Herry, you go with Alan", said Maria.

"Oh, boy!", shouted Herry, "I get to play with Alan!"

"Just don't break anything", said Alan.

"Okay, everybody ready?", asked oscar.

"yeah!", shouted everybody.

"Then let's all go into grouchland!", said oscar.

They all went through the doors. They made it to grouchland.

"Hey, here comes some visitors!", said an excited grouch.

"Let's throw mud pies at them", said another grouch.

The Sesame Street gang had pies thrown at them.

"One pie! Two pies!", counted The Count.

"Mmmmm", said Cookie Monster, "These pies yummy!"

"Hmm, not bad", said Mommy, "but they need a bit of birdseed."

"This is great, Oskie!', said grungetta.

"Yeah, just like old times", said Oscar.

"Just like that grouch resturaunt", said an annoyed Maria.

"hey, no fair!", said a grouch, "They like it!"

The grouches left and went back to what they were doing.

"I didn't like it", said Gordon.

"Neither did I", said Herry.

"Hey, it's Elmo", said Grizzy,. "Welcome back!"

"Hi, Grizzy!, said Elmo.

"What are you doing here?", asked grizzy.

"Well", sadi Elmo, "We are looking for this daddie dodo fella. Have you seen him?"

"No", said Grizzy.

Just then, Bug came along. "Hi, Elmo"

"Hello, Bug", said Elmo, "Is Huxly still mean?"

"Oh, no", said Bug, "He is actually giving things to people now. He is a lot nicer."

"hey, maybe Huxly can help us find Daddie Dodo", said Big Bird.

"Well, we can give it a try", said Bug.

"Okay, we'll all split up and try to find him", said Gordon, "Oscar, your group goes with Bug."

"Oh, I hate being given orders", said Oscar.

Meanwhile, somewhere far away from Sesame Street, the Sleaze brothers were still on their way.

"I can't beleive you talked me into eating at that grouch resturaunt", scolded Sam.

"hey, at least the toss salad was good", said Sid.

Sid then saw a sign. "hey, sam, look! S. Street, that way. The 'S' must stand for Sesame Street."

"well, let's go", said Sam.

They went the way to s. street, only to learn that they were wrong, mainly because Sid failed to know that intials usually have periods, and there was no period in "S Street."

They came to S Street, which was filled with letter S's.

"What is this?", asked Sam.

"Welcome to S Street", said the mayor, a large purple letter S with a top hat, monicle, and southern accent, "I am the mayor of S Street. Who are you?"

"I am sam Sleaze, and this is my brother, Sid".

"Oh, good", said the mayor, "Since your names have so many S's, you can stay here for free! Now, let's listen to Springsteen and the S Street band!"
 

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chapter 10

Bob was taking Donnie and Marie Dodo to the Furry Arms Hotel.

"Well, good night", said Bob.

"Bob", said marie, "Would you please tell us a bedtime story?"

"Yeah, we always hear bedtime tories", said Donnie.

"Okay", said Bob, "How about the three little pigs?"

"No, we hate that story", said Donnie.

"Why don't you tell us the story that our mommie and daddie always read to us?", asked marie.

"What story is that?", asked Bob.

"It's called Clouds and the Two Dodos", said Donnie.

"I don't know that story", said Bob.

"oh, we'll tell you what the story is", said Marie.

Marie then told the story. "There once where several clouds, that the two dodos liked to look at. they would stare at the clouds for hours. Sometimes they would get hungry, sometimes they wouldn't. Whenever it rained, they ould throw whipped cream down the drain. They never complaiend. The end."

"Thanks for telling the story", said Donnie.

"That was.....", hesitated Bob, "that was, uh, good", said Bob.

"I'm glad that you liked it", said marie, "Now you tell it."

Meanwhile, down in grouchland, Daddie was having a good time exploring. However, he was also being teased by grouches.

"Well, would you look at that!", said one grouch.

"he's a big dodo!", said another grouch.

"Oh, no", said daddie, "I'm not big dodo. I'm daddie dodo."

"What a dodo brain", remarked another grouch.

"Well, I am a Dodo, so I probably do have the brain of one", said daddie.

"He's not getting mad!", said a Grouch, "He's no fun to torment! Let's all leave."

They all left. "Have a good night", said Daddie Dodo, "they seem like a nice bunch of people."

Daddie was walking. he went to the back of a building right before Mommie Dodo, Maria, and The Count came by.

"One pile of trash! Two piles of trash!", said the count.

"Will you please stop counting and help us?", asked maria.

"Yeah, we're trying to find Daddie Dodo", said Mommie.

"That's two! Two wonderful people annoyed at me for counting! ah ah ah!", said the count.

"Aw, we'll never find him", said Mommie.

"Never say never", said maria, "we'll find him."

"I hope you're right", said Mommie, "But I never say never."

"You just did", said The Count.

They left and Daddie walked right back to the location. He didn't see them, and they didn't see him.

"Hmm", thought daddie, "I thought I just heard Mommies voice. Probably my imagination."
 

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chapter 11

Bug took Elmo, Oscar, Grungetta, and Grizzy to Huxleys castle.

"Huxly!", called Bug, "I've brought some company!"

"Oh, good, bug", said Huxley, "More people to share with."

"You're right about him being nicer", said Oscar, "Yecch!"

Huxley walked in.

"Oh, Elmo, hello, there", greeted Huxley, "Would you like some chocolate candy?"

"Choc-olate....mmmm", said the pesties.

"OH, no, thanks", said Elmo, "But Elmo was wondering if you could help find a missing person."

"No problem, Elmo", said Huxley, "Follow me and I can show you a cool device."

They followed.

"I think I like it better when Huxley wouldn't share", Oscar told Grungetta.

"A lot has happened in the last few years", said Huxley, "I used to hate sharing, but now, I share so much, the citizens of grouchland have actually trusted me with knowing of a portal that leads to the outside world. So, how's your blanket?"

"Oh", said Elmo, "Elmo outgrew his blanket a few days after Elmo got it back from you."

They looked at a monitor.

"This monitor will show us anything", said Huxley, "I'll demosntrate. Show us where Guy Smiley is."

The screen showed Guy Smiley on a game show.

"Welcome once again to another fun edition of What's My Part?", shouted Guy Smiley, "Todays part is the head. Now, let's meet our contestants!"

"Wow", said Bug, "that Guy Smiley is good."

"yes, he is", said Huxley, "Now, Elmo, who are you looking for?"

"Elmo is looking for Daddie Dodo"

"Well, screen", said Huxley, "Show us where Daddie Dodo is."

The screen showed Daddie Dodo in a valley.

"Ah, look at all these bugs", said daddie, who then tasted one, then spit it out. "phooey! I need to get back to Sesame Street."

"Oh, he's in Grouch Valley", said Grungetta.

"Good", said oscar, "Now let's beat it!"

"Okay, thank you for your help, Huxley", said Elmo, "and you feel better sharing, right?'

"well", said Huxley, "to tell you the truth, I... I... I hate sharing!"

Then, Huxley went back to his old ways.

"I was told where the portal out of grouchland is", shouted Huxley, "but I didn't think I needed to use it, but now, I can use it and steal all the toys and goodies of the world! bwa-hahahahahaha"

"well, here we go again", said Grizzy.

Huxley went to his helicopter and went through a portal, leaving grouchland for Sesame Street, and then the world.
 

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It's fabulous! And very tounge in cheeck! Hilarious!

Especially Snuffy's line about Baby Bear's imaginatry friend!
 

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chapter 12

Elmo, Oscar, and Grungetta ran from Huxleys castle so that they could go to where they saw Daddie Dodo at, but he was already gone by time they got there.

"Aw, phooey!", remarked Elmo, Daddies gone!"

"Well, we can always find him tomorrow", teased Oscar.

"Hey, why didn't we just call our friends on their cell phones and tell them where Daddie was, just in case one of them was closer?", asked Elmo.

"Well, my cell phone is broken", said Grungetta.

"I left my cell phone back at the can", said Oscar, "And I guess you don't have one, do you?"

Meanwhile, Daddie Dodo had walked into a western part of town. He saw an abandoned building that said, "Tour".

"Hmm, tour..", said Daddie, "very intriging.... I'll check it out."

He went in just before Big Bird, Gordon, and Cookie Monster entered.

"well, no sign of Daddie Dodo here", said Big Bird.

"I hope we can find him soon", said Gordon.

"Ohh, me so hungry...", mpaned Cookie Monster.

"Well", said Gordon, "The sooner we find Daddie, the sooner we can get back to Sesame Street and you can eat."

"Oh, boy!", shouted Cookie Monster, who then went for the dumpster next to the building, "Daddie! Are you in there?!" He jumped in the dumpster.

Big Bird and Gordon ran to the dumpster.

"WHy don't you get out of there?", asked an annoyed Gordon.

As Big Bird and Gordon were looking in the dumpster, trying to get Cookie Monster out, Daddie left the building.

"What a dull tour", said Daddie, who left without seeing Big Bird, Gordon, or Cookie Monster, and vice versa.

"Well", said Big Bird, "I think I will look in that building to see if he is there."

Alan and Herry were searching for Daddie at an overnight grouch antique shop. Herry was breaking things.

"well, Herry", said Alan, "You sure are lucky that this is a grouch antique shop. Otherwise, we'd have to pay for everything you broke."

"Yeah", said Herry, "Just look at the sign", and he pointed to a sign that said, "You fix it, you buy it."

"hey, you", said the owner of the shop to Alan, "You would be perfect for this product", and he put a blindfold over Alans eyes, causing him not to see anything, and the shopkeeper threw alan out of the store. Daddie Dodo walked past him but unfortunately Alan couldn't see him with his blindfold on and Daddie Doddo was too busy looking in the sky to see Alan. Daddie left before Alan took his blindfold off and before Herry got out of the store.

"Well, where should we look now?", asked herry.

Maria, Mommie Dodo, and the Count were in a field full of bright pink, red, and gold flowers.

"Wow! This is a beautiful part of Grouchland", said maria.

"You said it", said Mommie.

"One flower! Two flowers! Three flowers..." counted the count.

"Maybe he is here", said Mommie.

Big Bird, Gordon, and Cookie Monster all came here as well.

"well, have you found daddie dodo yet?", asked Big Bird.

"No", said Mommie, "have you?"

"I asked you first", said Big Bird.

Alan and herry also arrived.

"Well, no sign of Daddie Dodo, I suppose", said Maria.

"No", said Herry, "Just antique shops."

Cookie Monster ate one of the flowers.

"Mm, yummy", said Cookie, "Although me am getting a little bit tired..."

Elmo, Grungetta, and oscar arrived in the field.

"oh, yuck! Flowers", said Grungetta.

"Well, we found daddie, but also lost him again", said Elmo, "And Huxley ahs escaped to our world and plans on stealing everything!"

"Oh, that's bad", said Gordon.

"Hey, what are we doing here?", said Oscar.

"What's the problem?", asked herry.

"let me guess", said Maria, "You don't like it here because of all these adorable flowers, right?"

"well, yeah", said Oscar, "But also this place is booby trapped. If you mess up these flowers, smoke will come and put us all to sleep for a short amount of time."

"Oh, no", said Big Bird, who then accidently tripped over Herry, causing the flowers to explode, cause pink smoke to come out, and put them all to sleep.

Daddie Dodo then arrived.

"oh, you people were looking for me", said daddie, but they were asleep and couldn't respond. However, daddie accidently stepped too hard on a flower and he soon fell asleep, too.
 

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Ahhhh! Oh no!

By the way, your cameos and references are amazing! From Simon the Sound man to Sam the Robot!!!
 

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keep on rolling! this is good!Huxley wants to take over the world again and they nearly got Daddie.
 

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anythingmuppet said:
keep on rolling! this is good!Huxley wants to take over the world again and they nearly got Daddie.
Well, this time it isn't a 100 percent near miss. Somebody will wake up before Daddie does and see that he is there. He will not get lost this time.
 
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