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Top Ten Best Movie Lines (IMHO, of course...)

"Isn't that just like a dago, brings a knife to a gun fight!"

"Tell him about the Twinkie."

"Can we go back to the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-lb girl? Cause I don't think that's ever getting old."


"Yes! Yes! He vas my...boyfriend!"

"The sheriff is a n--!"

"I WAS the next man!"

"I'm manifesting you. You're much nicer in here."

"No, it isn't fair...but that's just the way it is."

"Name's Ash. Housewares."

...bonus points for anyone who knows ALL the films I've quoted! And if you're single...wanna date? I'll go Dutch to IHOP!

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Top ten Disney animated films (non-Pixar):
10. Dumbo
9. Pinnocchio
8. Beauty and the Beast
7. The Rescuers
6. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
5. The Lion King
4. Peter Pan
3. The Jungle Book
2. Fun and Fancy Free
1. 101 Dalmations

Top ten songs from Disney animated films:
10. The Siamese Cat Song (from "Lady and the Tramp")
9. Gaston (from "Beauty and the Beast")
8. Friend Like Me (from "Aladdin")
7. Heigh Ho (from "Snow White")
6. "Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" (from "The Aristocats")
5. When I See an Elephant Fly (from "Dumbo")
4. That's What Friends Are For (from "The Jungle Book")
3. Cruella DeVille (from "101 Dalmations")
2. Once Upon a Time in New York City (from "Oliver and Company")
1. Why Should I Worry? (from "Oliver and Company")

Top ten Nintendo Entertainment System games:
10. Super Mario Bros.
9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game
8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project
7. Kid Icaris
6. Kirby's Adventure
5. Yoshi
4. Donkey Kong
3. WWF Wrestlemania
2. Super Mario Bros. 2
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
(keep in mind there are many classic NES games I have never played, like the Castlevania and Megaman games. And I've barely played any of the Legend of Zelda games, no matter what the system)

Top ten Sega Genesis games:
10. Sonic Spinball
9. NBA Jam
8. Paperboy
7. Mrs. Pac-Man
6. Toy Story
5. Road Runner: Dessert Demoliton
4. Sonic the Hedeghog
3. Sonic the Hedeghog 2
2. Virtural Bart
1. Sonic the Hedeghog 3

Top ten movie sequels:
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secrets of the Ooze
9. Spider-man 2
8. Toy Story 3
7. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
6. The Emperor Strikes Back
5. Austin Powers in The Spy Who Shagged Me
4. Spider-man 3
3. Batman Returns
2. Batman Forever
1. Back to the Future Part II

(note I am not counting Muppet or Ernest movies because the movies each take place in different universes)

I wanted to make a list of the top ten greatest video games based on movies, but couldn't think of ten (and most of them are based on Disney games... Toy Story for Sega Genesis, Aladdin for Sega Genesis, and The Lion King for Game Gear, which I prefer over the Genesis version because I've beaten the Game Gear version).

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Top ten TV shows that were canceled too soon:
10. Baby Bob
9. That '80s Show
8. George and Leo
7. Mad Love
6. Bob
5. Police Squad
4. Get a Life
3. Greg the Bunny
2. Muppets Tonight
1. The Jim Henson Hour

Top ten greatest movies based on anything (not counting good sequels):
10. The Fantastic Four
9. Batman
8. The Beverly Hillbillies
7. The Addams Family
6. The Brady Bunch Movie
5. Dennis the Menace
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Spider-Man
2. The Little Rascals
1. The Flintstones

Top ten worst movies based on anything (not counting bad sequels to good movies):
10. Super Mario Bros.
9. Underdog
8. The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
7. The Honeymooners
6. Mr. Magoo
5. My Favorite Martian
4. Dudley Do-Right
3. The Cat in the Hat
2. Inspector Gadget
1. The Hulk

(huh, most of these I've only seen a few times)

Top Ten Best WB Shorts directed by Chuck Jones:
10. The Rabbit of Seville
9. Beep Prepared
8. Now Hear This
7. Compressed Hare
6. Duck Dogers and the 24th and a Half Century
5. Rabbit Fire (actually I should include the entire "hunters trilogy" equally, but I like this one the best)
4. Really Scent
3. Fast and Furry-Ous
2. One Froggy Evening
1. Duck Amuck

Top ten WB cartoons directed by Bob Clampett:
10. Bacall to Arms
9. Porky's Badtime Story
8. Baby Bottleneck
7. Porky's Pooch
6. Russian Rhapsody
5. Eatin' on the Cuff or The Moth Who Came to Dinner
4. A Tale of Two Kitties
3. Porky in Wackyland
2. The Daffy Doc
1. Tortoise Wins by a Hare


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Top Ten electronic pets
1 Sony Aibo
2 Furby
3 Tamagotchi
4 Poo-Chi/Robo-Chi Pets
5 FurReal Friends cat ( original )
6 FurReal Friends Cookie dog
7 FurReal Friends GoGo dog
8 Weebots
9 Petster Deluxe
10 Zhu Zhu Pets

Yes I've owned all of these. Wish I still did.

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My top ten favorite made-for-online (Youtube or otherwise) programs (to make this fair I'm not going to list any youtube videos I've made):
10. Face-to-Face with Weird Al Yankovic
9. Community Channel
8. 2 Hot Girls in the Shower
7. Venus Spa
6. Homestar Runner
5. '80s Dan
4. Sonic for Hire
3. Paw's Music Movie Reviews
2. The Nostalgia Critic
1. The Angry Video Game Nerd

I'd like to give special mention to The Nostalgia Chick and Smosh.

My top ten favorite Angry Video Game Nerd episodes:
10. Castlevania II (the original review, not the one in the multi-part series of Castlevania game reviews)
9. Re-revisiting Roger Rabbit/TMNT/Back to the Future games
8. Virtural Boy
7. R.O.B. the Robot
6. The Wizard & Super Mario Bros. 3
5. Nintendo World Championship
4. Spielberg Games
3. Sega CD
2. Battletoads
1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

My top ten favorite Nostalgia Critic episodes (not counting any of the anniversary crossovers):
10. "The Room" review
9. "The Good Son" review
8. All of Nickelodeon month (my favorite being the Nicktoons review)
7. Christmas Special ("You're a Dirty Rotten ********!")
6. "Follow That Bird" review
5. TMNT Trilogy
4. The Tommy Wiseau Show
3. "The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"/"Sonic the Hedgehog" review
2. "Scooby Doo" review
1. "The Top 11 Nostalgia Critic ****-Ups" trilogy (though I like the first one the best)

My top ten favorite movies that The Nostalgia Critic has reviewed (my enjoyment of them has no real effect on my enjoyment):

10. James and the Giant Peach
9. Suburban Commando
8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I & II (he reviewed the trilogy in one video, so I'll list these together in one entry)
7. The Pagemaster
6. Casper
5. The Flintstones
4. Richie Rich
3. Mr. Nanny
2. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
1. Follow That Bird

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I know some of these lines...

Top Ten Best Movie Lines (IMHO, of course...)

"Yes! Yes! He vas my...boyfriend!" Young Frankenstein

"The sheriff is a n--!" Blazing Saddles
And now for a few random top ten lists...

My top ten favorite WB shorts directed by Friz Freling:
10. Person to Bunny
9. Tweety and the Beanstalk
8. Bugs and Thugs
7. Gonzales Tamales
6. Ballot Box Bunny
5. Southern Fried Rabbit
4. Hyde and Go Tweet
3. You Ought to Be in Pictures
2. Mexican Boarders
1. Show Biz Bugs

Top ten favorite Sega Game Gear Games:
10. Sonic Chaos
9. Sonic Blast
8. Garfield: Caught in the Act
7. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
6. Mickey Mouse: Castle of Illusion
5. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Columns
3. Sonic Tripple Trouble
2. The Lion King
1. Road Runner: Dessert Speedtrap

Top ten games for Nintendo-produced handheld systems (Game Boy/Color/Advance and DS) (though I have many games for these systems, probably more than ten for each, I can't think of enough for any system that I like enough to put in a top ten list):
10. Sonic Colors (DS)
9. Super Mario Land 2 (Game Boy)
8. Spy Muppets (Advance)
7. Muppets: On with the Show (Advance)
6. Pokemon Pinball (Game Boy Color)
5. The "Mario vs. Donkey Kong" trilogy (Advance and DS)
4. The "Mario and Luigi" trilogy (Color, Advance, and DS)
3. Super Mario Land (Game Boy)
2. Duck Amuck (DS)
1. Mario Pinball Land (Advance)
(I chose not to include any of this system's "retro game" releases or compilations).

Top Ten Saturday Night Live Castmembers:
10. Mike Meyers
9. Tina Fey
8. Phil Hartman
7. Jon Lovitz
6. Bill Murray
5. David Spade
4. Gilda Radner
3. Dan Aykroid
2. Adam Sandler
1. Chevy Chase

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My top ten favorite Disney shorts from 1928-1960:
10. Mickey's Delayed Date
9. The Practical Pig
8. Plane Crazy
7. Donald's Delimma
6. Donald's Happy Birthday
5. Mickey's Birthday Party
4. The Wise Little Hen
3. The Three Little Pigs
2. Der Fuer's Face
1. Steamboat Willie

My top ten favorite "classic era" (let's say seasons 1-8) Simpsons episodes:
10. There's No Disgrace Like Home
9. Seperate Vocations
8. Lisa's First Word
7. Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
6. Bart the Murderer
5. Homer at the Bat
4. A Fish Called Selma
3. Krusty Gets Cancelled
2. Homer's Enemy
1. Who Shot Mr. Burns (parts 1 & 2)

My top ten least favorite "classic era" Simpsons episodes:
10. Lisa the Beauty Queen
9. Life in the Fast Lane
8. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
7. Bart Gets an Elephant
6. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
5. Bart's Inner Child
4. Lisa's Pony
3. A Streetcar Named Marge
2. Whacking Day
1. Colonel Homer

My top ten favorite post-"classic era" episodes:
10. At Long Last Leave
9. The D'oh-cial Network
8. Worst Episode Ever
7. I Am Furious (Yellow)
6. When You Dish Upon a Star
5. That '90s Show
4. Lisa's Sax
3. Trash of the Titans
2. The Italian Bob
1. Large Marge