The New Muppet Show Outlines

[animalrescuer]

Episode 97: Paul Williams making is second appearance

Opening number: Emmet and his jug-band sing "Brothers"

Backstage: The gang plans Kermit's birthday party and they struggle to keep it a secret in the process.

Song: Paul Williams sing "Rainy Days And Mondays"

Backstage: Kermit checks on the gang and tries to hint to them about his birthday but they don't respond. Kermit begins to feel unappreciated.

At The Dance: Two fish, Two Frogs, Two anything muppets and Gladys and Buster

UK Spot: Boober sings "I'm Never Alone"

Backstage: Kermit can't find the gang anywhere and feels bad that no one is around to celebrate with him. Paul finds Kermit and Kermit explains that no birthday is complete without friends and they sing "Bein' Green"

Pigs in Space: Dirth Nadar strikes again

Backstage: The gang finally surprises Kermit with a party and he realizes they do care about him after all.

Closing number: Paul and The Muppets sing a medley of songs just for Kermit:
Paul sings "Movin' Right Along"
Miss Piggy sings "What Now My Love?"
Scooter and Robin sing "Frogs In The Glen"
Emmet and his Jug-band sing "Frog Kissin'"
Gobo, Wembley, Mokey, Red and Boober sing "This Frog"
Kermit sings "A Song from Kermit" to the gang
Everyone sings "Rainbow Connection"

Goodnights: Paul, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Robin, Scooter, Emmet, Boober

 

[animalrescuer]

Episode 98: Paul McCartney

Opening number: The Beetles sing "Letter B"

Backstage: Miss Piggy desparately looks for Paul McCartney and Kermit asks her if she should be looking for the Beetles instead and she says she has no interest at them at all.

Song: Paul sings "Blackbird"

Backstage: The Beetles meet the gang and Miss Piggy is not that thrilled to see them. Then they make remarks behind her back and gives them karate chops.

At The Dance: Two british anything muppets, Sherlock Hemlock and Prairie Dawn and George and Mildred

UK Spot: Gobo and Wembley sing "Two of us"

Talk Spot: The Beetles speak to Paul McCartney and Paul sings "Yesterday" as Kermit, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Gobo, Wembley, Red, Ernie and Bert fill in.

Muppet Sports: Greyhound Racing

Backstage: Beetles and Paul get ready for closing number and Piggy finally gets Paul's autograph

Closing number: Paul and Beetles perform "Let It Be"

Goodnights: Paul, Beetles, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gobo, Wembley

 

[Colbynfriends]

Your doing really well on your outlines, vettech28. My faveroite so far is the Paul Willams one. Keep up the good work.

 

[animalrescuer]

Here's another outline:
Frank Sinatra

Opening number: Kermit, Gobo and Wembley sing "One Banana"

Backstage: Miss Piggy asks to see Frank and Kermit comments that a lot of girls from the audience have been asking to see Frank and is having a hard time keeping them at bay.

Song: Frank sings "Witchcraft"

Backstage: Gonzo talks to Frank

Muppet Sports: Game Hunting

Canteen: Scooter talks with Frank

Ernie and Bert skit: Ernie and Bert explore in the jungle looking for Dr. Livingstone

UK Spot: The Gills Brothers sing: "Sixty Seconds Got Together"

Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Frank when Miss Piggy butts in and asks to do a duet with Frank and Frank agrees

Vets Hospital: Sprocket is the patient

Backstage: Miss Piggy prepares for the duet

Closing number: Frank and Miss Piggy sing "My Funny Valentine"

Goodnights: Frank, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Scooter, Sprocket

 

[Colbynfriends]

Nice Job. Frank Sinatra is a fantastic singer.

 

[animalrescuer]

Here's another outline:
Dean Martin

Opening Number: "I Go To Rio" with Wembley, Gobo, Bean, Gonzo, Lugsy, Annie Sue and Twitch

Backstage: Dean finds Kermit and talks about his number

Song: Dean sings "That's Amore" with Anything Muppets dancing around him

Backstage: Miss Piggy talks with Dean

At The Dance: Two bats, Link and Annie Sue, Rowlf and Foo Foo, George and Mildred

Canteen: The Gills Brothers talk to Dean

UK Spot: Bert sings "Cottleston Pie" with Rowlf on the piano

Backstage: Miss Piggy gets some alone time with Dean

Song: Dean and Miss Piggy sing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" with backup from Gills Brothers

Pigs In Space: Attack from Planet Cutetron

Backstage: Dean prepares for the closing number

Closing Number: Dean sings "Mambo Italiano" in a South American setting

Goodnights: Dean, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Bert, a Gills Brother

 

[Pug Lover]

Great job vettech28!
I have to agree with Colbynfriends.The Paul Williams outline is the best one.

 

[Pug Lover]

Kenny Loggins/Season 5

COLD OPENNING
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POPS:"Who are you?"
KENNY LOGGINS:"I'm Kenny Loggins,the guest star of tonight's show."
POPS:"Oh I'm afriad you may be too late."
KENNY LOGGINS:"What do you mean?"
POPS:"Well the gopher's uncle,he owns this here theatre,and he's planning to close it down."
KENNY LOGGINS:"Oh gee that's terrible."
POPS:"Yeah I think he's planning to make it into a flea market."(starts scratching)"I think I can feel the fleas already."

OPENNING THEME
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HORN GAG
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Zoot sneaks up behind Gonzo with his trombone.

Kermit announces to the audience that tonight's show is a charity show,on account of Scooter's uncle has planned to close down the theatre.
STATLER:"Well it's about time."
WALDORF:"Yeah and I can think of a perfect place he could make this theatre into."
STATLER:"What's that?"
WALDORF:"An animal house."
(both laugh)

OPENNING NUMBER
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A male and female cat couple perform rendition of Tom Jones' hit song"What's New Pussycat?",with three other cats as back chorus.

BACKSTAGE
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KENNY LOGGINS:"Is it true what I hear,that Scooter's uncle is planning to shut down this theatre?"
KERMIT:"Afraid so Kenny.That's why we're performing for charity tonight.
FOZZIE:"Yeah hopefully we could raise enough money by the end of the show,to keep the show rolling."
SCOOTER:"My uncle wants to make this place"JP & Associates".
KENNY LOGGINS:"Not to put your uncle down Scooter,but how dull can an old geezer get?"
KERMIT:"You see I've been hoping that maybe my friends and I could someday own this theatre."
KENNY LOGGINS:"Well don't you worry Kermit,we're all with you every step of the way.Right gang?"
Everyone else cheers him on.

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Kenny Loggins performs his hit song"This Is It",accompanied by The Electric Mayhem Band.

PIGS IN SPACE
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MUPPET LAB
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BACKSTAGE
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KERMIT:"First you wanted to make the theatre into a junkyard,then you tried to have the place converted into a shopping mall(referring to an outline I did guest starring Shaun Cassidy,in my TMS outline catalogue),and now you want it to become"JP & Associates".
JP:"Yes sir,the best business firm in the country."
ROWLF:"With all due respect sir,you didn't exactly succeed with your last two attempts.What makes you certain that this one will work?"
SCOOTER:"He does have a point uncle JP."
JP:"Listen frog,if you can't come up with the dough by the end of this show,my construction company will start balstin' the joint."
CRAZY HARRY:"Did somebody say blastin?"

SWEDISH CHEF
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Makes pumpkin pie.

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Kenny Loggins and Janice perform his hit song"Your Mama Don't Dance".

FOZZIE'S JOKE SPOT
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SKETCH
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Gonzo manages to juggle a bunch of chainsaws.The only problem is,he can't figure out how to stop his act without getting hurt.

MUPPET NEWSFLASH
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NEWS ANCHORMAN:"Here's another muppet newsflash.There has been a report of a possible chainsaw massacre."
Gonzo appears still helplessly juggling chainsaws.

DRESSING ROOM
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KENNY LOGGINS:"Kermit could really use our help guys."
SCOOTER:"Yeah he says that he'd like to someday become owner of this theatre."
BRUNO:"That frog has some imagination."
KENNY LOGGINS:"Well if you ask me,it's sounds a lot better than"JP & Associates"".
BRUNO:"JP & Associates"yeesh,say what's your uncle got against this here theatre anyhow?I can't think of anywhere else where I got to see fabulous stars like Shirley Bassey and Carroll O'Connor live in person."(the latter mentioned guest starred in another outline I did)
KENNY LOGGINS:"Well unless we all can raise the dough to keep the theatre,you won't see much more great stars in person."
BRUNO:"Say,I just got a great idea.Remember those gold bars I brought into the theatre about a year ago?"

VETRINARIAN'S HOSPITAL
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CLOSING NUMBER
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Kenny Loggins and Miss Piggy perform rendition of"Summer Nights".
Muppets who accompanied them:
Fozzie
Gonzo
Rowlf
Doctor Teeth
Floyd
Farley
Robin
Janice
Annie Sue
Prairie Dawn
Mildred
Uncle Deadley

CLOSING GOODNIGHTS
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KERMIT:"Well I'm sorry to say that this may very well be our last show."
JP:"Oh well,ya can't win them all frog."
BRUNO:"Hold it right there mister JP."
SCOOTER:"Wonderful news boss.Bruno has traded in his gold bars,and now we've got all the money to buy this theatre."
ANNIE SUE:"Oh Bruno you're wonderful."(kisses him)
MISS PIGGY:"You can have her.Just keep her away from my frog."
UNCLE DEADLEY:"Well I guess you'll have to find another place for your new associates."
JP:"Naw I changed my mind.I think I'm going to retire.Congratulations mister Kermit.You are the now the proud owner of this theatre."
KERMIT:"Thank you,but I never could have done it without the help of all my friends,and our very special guest star mister Kenny Loggins."
SAM:"You're all a bunch of wierdos."

CLOSING THEME
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STATLER:"Now this show has really gone to the dogs."
Rowlf and a bunch of dogs suddenly appear.
WALDORF:"Not literally of course."

 

[JEANYLASER]

I wish to see David Hasselhoff in the Muppet show!

 

[animalrescuer]

Here's another outline:
The Bee Gees

Opening Number: Emmet Otter and his jug-band sing "Friendship"

Backstage: Kermit and Gonzo talk to the Bee Gees before their number

Song: Bee Gees sing "Stayin' Alive" in a disco dance setting

Vets Hospital: Clifford is the patient

Backstage: Miss Piggy meets the Bee Gees and they talk about their songs.

At the dance: Janice and Floyd, George and Mildred, two pigs, two whatnots

UK Spot: Muppet sing "Cabin Fever"

Talk Spot: Kermit talks to the Bee Gees about how their songs make people dance instantly and on that note, the group sings "You Should Be Dancing"

Muppet News Flash: Bungee Jumping

Canteen: Gonzo and Rizzo talk to the Bee Gees

Pigs In Space: Traveling through the Milky Way

Backstage: Bee Gees prepare for closing number

Closing Number: Bee Gees sing "More Than A Woman" with anything Muppets dancing and Miss Piggy dancing with each of the Bee Gees.

Goodnights: Bee Gees, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo and Rizzo