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[theprawncracker]

Great job minor muppetz, I loved it!

 

[minor muppetz]

the audience

And now, here is who I picture in the audience:

There are four small balconies across from the stage. Clockwise from right, balcony 1 has Statler and Waldorf, balcony 2 has Anthony and Fern (from the Hurting Something sketches on The Jim Henson Hour), balcony 3 has Wayne and Wanda, and balcony 4 has J.P. Gross, Muppy, and Gaffer (on the balcony ledge).

Next to the right of stage is a big booth where Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Camillia, Rizzo, Pepe, and Robin are all seated at for most of the special Ithe main exception being when they are on stage or going to a bathroom). Next to the left of the stage is an orchestra pit, with a long table in front (so the musicians can eat and go to the orchestra pit in a small amount of time). Characters sitting here (and playing at the orhcestra pit) are Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Animal, Janice, Zoot, Lips, Rowlf, Trumpet Girl (playing trombone), and Nigel The Conductor (conducting the orchestra, of course). The set-up in the orchestra is: Dr. Teeth's keyboard on the right, Rowlf's uptight piano on the left, and Animal's drum set at the top of the center.

Across from the stage is the projection booth, where The Swedish Chef and Nigel The Director are at.

Right next to the wall acrss from the stage is a big booth for full-body characters, where Sweetums, Doglion, Big Mama, Timmy Monster, The Mutations, Fletcherbird, and Thog are seated.

Then there are a lot of tables facing the stage, as well as stadeum-style seating (like a normal audience, only with them behind a wall). In the front row of tables, there is a long table where Link Hogthrob, Dr. Strangepork, Annie Sue Pig, Andy, Randy, David Hogsohog, Spamela Hamderson, and a few generic pigs. Next to that table is a table where Captain Pighead, Snorty, and Craniac are sitting, and next to that table is a table where Howard Pudman and Carter are sitting. In the next row, there is a table filled with generic frogs, a table with Bill, Gil, and Jill, a table with The newsman, Fleet Scribbler, and Louise Kazager, and a table with George The janitor, Mildred, Hilda, Beauregard, and Lindberg. Behind that row, there is a table with six generic chickens, a table with Yolanda, Tattooey, Chester, and Masterson, a table with bubba the rat and the lab rats, and a table with Boppity, Gloat, Mo The Frackle, Dark Green Hunchback Frackle, and Light Gray Frackle. Behind that row is a table with Jerry, Lou, Zeke, Bubba, Lobbock Lou, and Gramps, a table with Pops, Lew Zeland, Crazy harry, Miss Mousey, and Droop, a table with Gladys The Canteen Lady, Shouting lady, the green man that the shouting lady sometimes danced with, Marvin and his dancing partner (they danced in Won't Somebody Dance With Me and the At The Dance segment where everybody tells "fly in my soup" jokes), and the brown-haired woman who sometimes danced with Rowlf, a table with Bunsen, Beaker, Dr. Phil Van Neuter, and Mulch, and a table with Johnny Fiama, Sal, Bobo, Leon, and carl.

And this leads to the audience seats. Muppets sitting here (in any order you want) are: T.R. Rooster, Leroy The Donkey, Rover Joe, Catgut, Leo, Grump, Digit, Flash, Clifford, Solid Foam Drummer, Sam The Eagle, the seven deadley sins, the gogolala jubilee jugband, the four fazoobs, Luncheon Counter Monster, Flower-eating Monster, the birds, Mahna Mahna, the snowths, Baskerville, Lenny The Lizard, Shakey Shanchez, Wally, Brewster, Bean Bunny, Twitch, Lugsy, Great-Great-great Grandmother Bunny, Mayor Bunnypart, Vicki, Boo Monster, Tug Monster, Molly Monster, Gorgon Heap, Behemoth, Snoky Bloir, Zhondra, Chip, Ubu, The Jim Henson Muppet, the Frank Oz Muppet, The jerry Nelson Muppet, Seymour The Elephant, Zippety Zap, Bill The Bubble Guy, the alligator, the penguins, and the snerfs.

Oh, and the following characters were dressed up in black tuxedos for the event: Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Scooter, Seymour, Pepe, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Animal, Janice, Zoot, Lips, Nigel The Conductor, Robin, Lew Zeland, Bunsen, Beaker, and Clifford. Miss Piggy was wearing the same dress she wore at the dubonnet club in The Great Muppet Caper.

 

[minor muppetz]

I forgot to mention a few others who wore tuxedos: Link Hogthrob, Dr. Strangepork, David Hogsohog, and all generic, nameless pigs.

I also realized that there were quite a few characters I didn't include at the ceremony. These are oversights, but what characters were listed in my last post was spoken, and that list is final regardless (with the exception of Uncle Deadley, since I gave him a significant role).

Characters who I meant to include: Marvin Suggs and His Muppaphone, Bobby Benson and his Baby band, Geri and The Strics, The Muppets Tonight! Band, Zelda Rose, Vicki, Clueless Morgan, Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, Gary Chuenga, P.J., Kai-Lee, Male Koozebanian Creature, female Koozebanian Creature, Baby Koozebanians, Koozebanian Phoob, and Billy Bunny.

There are some characters who I debated over including, but chose not to. These characters are: Splurge, Thig, Betsy Bird, King Goshposh, Featherstone, Lothar, the villians from The Muppet Musicians of Bremen, and Taminella Ginderfall.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Yet another well-conceived fan fic