The Muppets: Muppetational Mayhem (Sequel to The Muppets)

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Later that night in the decoy church. “Animal was Dead on Nicky” Dr. Teeth said, “Right on, Right on! Right On!” Animal said. Gonzo looked to Animal as they both were caught in rope and foot traps, they both then looked at Fozzie. “Fozzie, sleeping hung on your mother’s hangers on a hook on the wall is more comfortable than this!” Gonzo said, “Loved Hangers! Loved Hangers!” Animal said. “Oh Kermie I do hope we get out of here and have a better wedding” Miss Piggy said, “Suddenly a Muppet Show Wedding, sounds like a great idea” Kermit said. The Muppets paused for a second “Too Much quiet man” Zoot said. “Yeah” Lips Agreed. Kermit, Walter, Gonzo, and Fozzie started singing “Hey A Movie!” to pass the time.

Meanwhile on Gary and Mary’s honeymoon, they were busy watching a Muppet Show episode, when all of a sudden The Muppet Newsman made an interruption telling anyone who was viewing what had happened, before The Newsman could finish his broadcast, Miss Finch dragged him off with her wing. “That’s terrible!” Mary said, “I hope they’re okay” Gary said. “I think we’re gonna have to save them” Mary said. They both nodded and started planning a rescue plan for the Muppets. Meanwhile over in Veronica’s second office, The Sesame Street humans and Veronica were having difficulty with the plan.

 

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Big Bird insisted on a secret agent themed plan, and it was noted as the best idea.

Back at The Muppet Theater the live show was pushed to Midnight, rather than Noon time tomorrow. They were two hours away from show time. The Muppet’s were quite miserable going through the rigorous rehearsal, learning a new theme song, and working on gloomy sketches. Meanwhile backstage, Doc Hopper approached Ms. Bitterman. “Ms. Bitterman, ma’am. When are we going to work on bringing back my Frog Legs chain?” Doc asked, “What are you talking about?” Ms Bitterman asked, “Weren’t you going to help me with my Frog Legs chain? I thought you were going to help force the frog to be my spokesperson” Doc said. “No” Ms. Bitterman said, “NO?!” Doc Hopper went wide eyed, “But you promised!” Doc Hopper shouted, “Oh Please. I never promised that. I promised to help you, and I did! I got you a starring role on my Moopet Show” Ms Bitterman. “I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!” Doc blasted, “Max! Let’s go!” Doc said, Doc and Max were on their way out the door, “Where do you think you’re going?” Ms Bitterman asked. “I Quit!” Doc shouted and left. “Max, I can’t believe we went along with this” Doc said. Then they left.

Miss Finch approached Ms. Bitterman, “Boss, I have to return to the feathered friends society” She started, Ms . Bitterman ferociously looked a Miss Finch and growled. “err, but I can wait until after the opening number” Miss Finch finished fastly. “Fine” Ms. Bitterman said. Miss Poogy passed Ms. Bitterman and Miss Finch. “And how’s our star?” Ms. Bitterman asked her, “Moi is wonderful!” Miss Poogy said, she then went up to the dressing rooms.

 

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As they got closer to show time the Moopets left the studio for a “Mission”, They returned minutes later with Celebrities tied up to the audience seats. “Ruthless! I like it” Tex said. Meanwhile in a dressing room, Bobo and Officer Meanie were having second thoughts on what they were doing. “It just doesn’t seem right” Bobo said, All of a sudden, the mirror in the dressing room fogged up, then the letters “R U There?” were drawn in. Officer Meanie and Bobo looked at each other. A beam came through the window and a video transmission started in front of them, It was K Edgar Singer aboard a spaceship. “Bobo, I’ve been seeing what you’re up to! You’re not a villain. Get out of there” He shouted, the transmission ended. Bobo and Officer Meanie snuck their way out. Once they got outside, “Where to sir?” Bobo asked, “Let’s go save our Muppet friends” Officer Meanie said.

Beaker and Bunsen were in the basement of the Muppet Theater, “I’ve got it Beakie! The Villain Confuser now can stop a villain in its tracks for nearly 3 hours now” Bunsen said, Beaker responded in excitement. “Mi, Mi, Mi! Kermit?” Beaker then said, “Sure, we’ll blast those villains if Kermit gets back!” Bunsen said. It was time for The Moopet Show, Kermoot went opened up the O, The first one in Moopet. The Intro started, The Remaining Muppets performed a newly made Moopet Show theme, The Muppets were miserable to do it, The Moopets got through with it no problem. Instead of Statler and Waldorf’s joke, Carol Burnett blurted from her seat “This isn’t right!”, soon enough the celebrity filled room agreed with her and booed. “SILENCE!” Miss Poogy yelled from one of the arches, the celebrities quieted down, The last part of the intro was done, a new Moopet, Goonzoo played his bugle instead of Gonzo’s horn. After the intro, Miss Finch went for the backstage door. “Wow.. I should’ve left long before this” she said and left.

Back at the decoy church, Veronica, Big Bird, Ernie, Bert, Maria, Bob, and Susan were in ninja outfits sneaking on the sidewalk across the street from the church. Maria stopped everyone, “Look!” she said. “I don’t believe it!” Veronica said, “Them?” Bob said. From down the street Bobo and Officer Meanie were coming up upon the church, Bobo stopped in his tracks, “Officer Meanie.. Do you see what I see?” he asked, “I knew they’d come to their senses” Officer Meanie said. Gary and Mary were on the roof trying to find a way in to the church, Gary looked down, “Mary! Look!” he said, “A problem solved it looks like” She said. Inside the church, The Muppets were desperately trying to get down from the rope trap. The lights then flipped on and the ropes were released. Kermit was the first one up. “You?!” He gasped.

 

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Meanwhile at The Muppet Theater, Kermoot was doing his own version of “Bein’ Green” with the music being horribly off key. After the song Miss Poogy came out and was about to introduce Ms. Bitterman, Tex, and Nicky’s act. “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!” a familiar voice was heard, blasting through the doors were The Muppets, Everyone of Sesame Street, Bobo, Officer Meanie, Gary, Mary and Veronica. Kermit went running down the aisles to the stage “You cannot takeover our show like this.” The frog was face to face with the remaining villains and The Moopets on stage, “That was a rotten thing to do” Walter said angrily, “Not to mention taking up valuable air time on my network!” Veronica shouted in. Ms Bitterman and the villains laughed “And, what are you going to do about it?” Ms. Bitterman said.

“This!” Shouted Bunsen, Beaker shouted “Mee Mee!” and Bunsen blasted the villains with the Villain confuser 900. The Villains were frozen in their tracks. The Muppets began freeing the celebrity audience, none of them left. “Now there’s one thing to do” Bunsen said, “Gonzo, Your canon if I may.” Bunsen asked, Gonzo brought it out. Bunsen hooked up a digital map on the canon “This is the Projectile locator 3000, this will tell the cannon were it should shoot whatever is in the cannon. Can someone load these Villains into the cannon?” Bunsen then asked

Sweetums and Thog picked up the villains and loaded them in. “Walter pick the location!” Bunsen said, Walter picked a spot in the ocean, or was it really the ocean? “Gonzo, you may fire” Bunsen said. Gonzo signaled over Thog, Scooter, Rowlf, and Big Bird, All six Pulled the string as hard as they could, and sent the villains flying through the room. The Celebrity audience then clapped and cheered. The Loveable Muppets were back! Along with there ever loveable friends. “Time for Wedding Muppet Show” Veronica then said to Kermit. All The Characters then rushed backstage. Sweetums replaced The Moopet Show logo with The Muppet (wedding) Show with Wedding inserted small.

 

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Before Kermit went into the O, a person then walked up beside him. “Listen, I can’t thank you enough for saving me and the gang”, “No Problem Frog” Doc Hopper said and grinned. “Do the show Frog”.

Kermit the Frog introduced the Muppet Show, and a wedding themed Muppet show theme started. Statler and Waldorf left the balcony after the theme song, “Big Day, eh Frog?” Statler said. Kermit nodded.

Later in the show the Wedding finally happened, The Wedding scene was exactly like Muppets Take Manhattan, except every Muppet was there, including Snuffy, The Fraggles, The Sesame Street Humans were there, Gary, Mary, Doc Hopper, and Walter sat together. The Celebrity audience joined in on “He’ll Make Me Happy” along with the Wedding Guests. Instead of The Minister having an operatic line, Judge Judy played the role of the minister, and did a short yet traditional wedding recital. Kermit and Miss Piggy had no problem saying I do. They kissed and EVERYONE went wild on cheering and applauding. Walter was hysterically running around in his seat. Gonzo launched himself into the sky with his canon, he came back down and made a huge hole into the floor.

After the Wedding, Veronica planned a reception number, before Kermit went on Veronica informed him that the ratings have crashed her network’s servers, this was the highest rated Muppet Show ever. The Reception number then came, It was a redone scene from The Great Muppet Caper, including “The First Time it happens number”, Lady Holiday was in the sketch, Doc Hopper replaced Nicky, Lady Holiday kept dreading how big of a criminal her brother was. After the number, Kermit announced that it was the final number for the night, and had the audience thank the special guests and Miss Piggy. The Muppet Orchestra did a Wedding Themed Muppet End Theme. Kermit and Miss Piggy met the Celebrity audience at the door. They did a Meet and Greet for a while.

“Oh Kermie, we did it!” Miss Piggy was in glee, “Yes” Kermit said. Beauregard started moving the seats to the back of the theater “I smell a music number!” he said, George the Janitor helped him “I don’t smell anything!” He said, Deadly Popped up, “I love Finales!” he said. The Muppet Monsters, The Gorgs, and Big Bird started of Life’s a Happy Song. The Muppet Families soon joined in. Kermit and Miss Piggy were about to kiss, Walter popped up in the middle, they realized that they kissed Walter. Miss Piggy karate chopped him. “I’ve always dreamt of that!” Walter said from the floor.

 

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Later that night, Walter and Kermit were sitting on the Muppet Stage, “Out of curiosity Walter, where did you send the Villains and Moopets?” Kermit asked, “Oh to some island, they won’t be alone!” Walter insisted. Now the scene takes place on a deserted island with stone heads. The Villains were on the ground bored to death. “Arrgh! And let me tell ye anotharr story!” The picture then reveals that it’s Long John Silver. “There I was, surrounded by a Pig, a Frog, and a boy, smart as peach that lad was!”, Miss Poogy went over to Miss Bitterman, “You and your ideas” Miss Poogy then splashed Miss Bitterman. The picture then ends with the Muppet Show end them, a view from the Muppet Orchestra, Kermit and Miss Piggy are seen on stage, they kiss. The last scene before the fade to black is Statler and Waldorf’s ending comments. “Well that was a happy ending!” Statler said, “Yeah” Waldorf muttered, “You know what?” “What?” “I hate Happy Endings” They both laugh, Oscar the Grouch then pops up, “Are you tellin’ me!” he said. The three then pause looking at the screen “Well? What are you still doing here? The movie’s over!” Waldorf said, “Yeah after a movie like this, I’d book it as soon as the credits started rolling” Statler said. The Three laugh. Fade to Black.
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Hope those who read this like it!

 

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I'm not finished just yet, but I'm really liking what I'm reading thus far, I think it's a brilliant idea to have the villains of the Muppet movies band together for a common goal... and boy, Tex Richman in drag makes for a scary mental image!

Must read more!

 

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The Curtains opened up with Miss Piggy and Kermit dressed up in a romantic Paris dinner scene. The conversation started out casual and a bit awkward. Statler turned to Waldorf in the balcony “I don’t get it” Statler said, “Yes, a bit odd event” Waldorf said, “What a great

Whoops meant to put "Yes, a bit odd even" for Waldorf's line, not odd event.

 

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At The Dance was the next sketch, all the characters made their jokes, until it came to Kermit and Miss Piggy. All Kermit could do was stare into Miss Piggy’s eyes, Miss Piggy kept getting Kermit to say the joke.

Another typo! I meant, "Miss Piggy kept trying to get Kermit to say the punchline of the joke"