The Muppets In Oz: RPG (Summer 2005)

[redBoobergurl]

The yellow brick road is not a bad idea, but everything is so dry and colorless I don't even know if we could find the yellow brick road. We could also try the map that Beauregard is talking about, it's not a silly idea, it's logical. Does someone actually have a map?

 

[Erine81981]

*runs by Rowlf and the rest down a dismembered yellow road*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

The wonderment! It is a road of yellow bricks!! Let us follow it, fellows!!

 

[redBoobergurl]

I'm with Sam, let's see where it goes.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh great, the dog is with me-- fantastic, particularly if I need someone to dig for a bone. Come on, men! Where is your sense of teamship?

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Hey i'm in for an Adventure

 

[Beauregard]

I can come, so long as no one expects me to sweep the yellow brick road. i left my brushes at the home.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Hey, that little guy just ran under the bushes and across the field. Wonder why?

Okay, we have an option here. The Yellow Brick Road goes two ways, and since we don't really know anything about where we are we have to make a decision. One way DOES lead to the Emerald City, as the little Munchkin guy said, but the other way leads AWAY from here.

I know that in the books there is a map of the Land of Oz, but in the studies of the stories, it appears that the map MIGHT have been backwards, so that doesn't do us any good. We have nothing to really denote which direction to take from this point, gang.

From your Narrator:
In reality, there is a map in the books, but here's where you discover that it gets confusing:
(the original) http://www.eskimo.com/~tiktok/pics/map3.jpg
(this is the one I personally bought) http://www.eskimo.com/~tiktok/pics/map3.jpg
http://www.hungrytigerpress.com/tigertreats/ozmap1024x768.jpg (the one used modernly)
And one more: http://www.oz-central.com/graphic/p_map_02x.jpg
So even the Oz scholars are confused...however, the Narrator realizes which Map we are following, even though Fozzie Bear doesn't, and knows what the outcome is to be.

So, do we go left, or do we go right?

 

[Beauregard]

Er, left. Right. Right, we go left. I mean, right. Left is right, right is...wrong?

I am confused. Start Again.

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

I have always been a "Go Right" Guy