The Muppets Fourth of July Tale

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It was the fourth of july, and in the backyard of the Muppet boarding house, the Muppets were, you guessed it, having a fourth of july party.

The Swedish Chef was grilling and preparing some meals for the party.

"Deer see krep, de trhuy yee yup a doo!", said The Swedish Chef as he squeezed bottles of ketchup and mustard, and then took a plate of porkchops, tossed it up into the air, took his gun, shot at the porkchops, and put holes into them.

"What a great trick!", said Gonzo.

"That looks yummy, too", said Rizzo.

"YUMMY! YUMM!", shouted Animal.

"I can't wait for the fireworks", said Robin.

"Me, neither", said Fozzie, "And I've got some jokes planned..."

"Don't make me throw up, okay", said Pepe.

The Swedish Chef took out a big fire rocket, put the wick in the chilli, and then tossed it up into the air.

"Derr thee blows!", shouted the Swedish Chef as the rocket took off.

"Oooohh...", said the Muppets in amazement.

The rocket then hit an airplane.

"Oh, no...", said Kermit, "Once again, we've destroyed something..."

"You Muppets have always been destroying things!", said Statler.

"You've destroyed our sanity", said Waldorf.

Statler and Waldorf laughed.

"Well, I'm having a great time!", said Robin.

"So am I", said Sweetums, "I actually wasn't left out of this production".

"Well, boss, our entertainment is ready", said Scooter.

"That's good", said Kermit.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem went up on a small platform and got ready to perform.

"All right, are we all ready?", asked Dr. Teeth.

"Let's check off the list", said Floyd, "Instruments?"

"Check!", said Dr. Teeth.

"Sheet music?", said Floyd.

"Fer sure!", said Janice.

"All six band members?", said Floyd, looking around.

"Check!", said Dr. Teeth, Janice, Animal, Zoot, Lips, and even Floyd, even though he was the one who asked if they were there.

"Platform?", said Floyd.

"LET's JUST GET STARTED!", yelled an impatient Animal.

"Uh, all right, let's get ready to JAM!", shouted Dr. Teeth.

"Like, it is us, The Electric Mayhem, fer sure, and we are, like, rully, going to perform 'When the Saints Come Marching In/
", said Janice.

The Electric Mayhem then performed "When the Saints Come Marching In". After the performance, everyone applauded.

"It's good to know that they can actually provide good, decent songs", said Sam, "But the fourth of july is one of my all-time favorite holidays."

"Mine too!", said Crazy Harry.

"It's a wonder that we can agree on the best holiday", said Sam, "Though it's for different reasons, I'm sure..."

"This has been such a cool party", said Clifford.

"Yeah, but it's a shame that there aren't enough women, okay!", said Pepe.

"I agree!", said Leon.

"Oh, you looking for a woman?", asked Miss Piggy.

"Uh, never mind, okay!", said Pepe.

"Let's eat!", said Sweetums.

"Oh, yeah!", said Leon.

The Muppets got in line to get some food.

"I'll take a little of everything", said Rizzo.

"What would you like to have, Beaker?", asked Bunsen.

"Mee mee mee mee mee!", said Beaker.

"Oh, good choice", said Bunsen, who turned to The Swedish Chef, "One hot chilli pepper sandwhich!"

"Oh, I forgot what I was supposed to do", said Seymour.

"But an elephant never forgets, okay!", said Pepe.

"Oh, yeah", said Seymour, "I forgot!"

Beaker took a bite of his sandwhich, but then he started screaming as smoke blew out of his mouth, and Beaker then fainted.

"Isn't that sweet?", said Bunsen, "Beaker is taking a nap".

to be continued

 

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Chapter 2

Sal brought Johnny Fiama up onto the platform.

"Make way for Johnny Fiama!", shouted Sal.

"Please get off my stage", said Johny to Sal.

"Sorry", said Sal, who left the stage.

"Hey, why don't you leave the stage, too, Fiama?", said Waldorf.

Johnny, ignoring Waldorf's comment, looked to the Electric Mayhem and said, "Hit it!"

The Electric Masyhem started playing backgroudn music. In fact, the music they played was "When the Saints Go Marching In"

"Oh, when the saints... Come marching in... oh, when the saints come marching in...", sung Johnny Fiama.

"hey, we just heard thast song!", yelled Statler.

"Rip off!", said Waldorf.

"Give that song a rest, will ya?", asked Statler.

Sal then came up to them.

"All right, you old geezers have asked for it!", said Sal, who started to attack them... But then Statler and Waldorf managed to beat Sal instead.

Fozzie was watching, "Oh, no! And to think what they could do to me!"

"Eh, they can't do nothing!", said Rizzo.

"Come on", said Robin, "Let's just play with sparklers!"

Robin, Bean Bunny, Leon, Andy, Randy, and Beauregard were all carrying sparklers.

"This is fun!", said Bean.

"Oh, yes, it is", said Randy.

"But this stick is burning my hand", said Andy.

"Sparklers sure are fun", said Bill the Bubble Guy, "But I've got better things to do", and with that Bill shot some bubbles out of his head.

"And I've got boomerang fish to throw!", said Lew Zealand, who threw a boomerang fish. It accidently hit Sweetums, and caused Sweetums to drop his sparkler into the chilli that The Swedish Chef was making.

"Oh, no!", said Sweetums.

"Whutt? Whutt?", said The Swedish Chef, who hadn't seen Sweetums drop that sparkler into the chilli. The Swedish Chef looked into the chilli pot, and chilli errupted out of the pot, right into the chef's face.

"Now that is what I'd call a chilli-face! Aaaahhh! Wocka wocka!", said Fozzie, who then noticed that nobody was laughing at his joke.

"Go back to the woods where you belong", said Leon.

"Well, my Muppaphones have a new act", said Marvin Suggs.

"Oh, no we don't!", protested one of the Muppaphones.

But Marvin didn't listen. Marvin had a number of rockets, each with a Muppaphone attached.

"I shal light these rockets with the Muppaphone in it!", said Marvin.

"We don't wanna do it!", said one of the Muppaphones.

"Yeah!", said another Muppaphone.

Obviously, Marvin Suggs ignored them, and lit each rocket, sending them flying.

Help!", shouted the muppaphones.

"You know, you probably should stop hurting small creatures", said Bean Bunny.

Marvin Suggs then took a mallet and hit Bean Bunny.

The rockets exploded, and all the Muppaphones fell down. One fell in The Swedish Chef's soup, another fell in the small pool, one fell on Sweetums, and the others fell on the grill.

"Now that's my kind of act", said Crazy Harry.

to be continued

 

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Chapter 3

Miss Piggy was showing off her new dress.

"How does everybody like moi's new dress?", asked Miss Piggy.

"Oh, it's gorgeous", said Johnny Fiama.

"It's lovely", said Link Hogthrob.

"I could just eat it up!", said Gorgon heap, who then started to chase her.

"I don't like it, okay", said Pepe.

"Me, neither", said Floyd.

Miss Piggy was running away from Grogon Heap, and accidently ran into the food counter, spilling food all over her dress.

"Oh, no, moi's dress is ruined!", said Miss Piggy.

Gorgon Heap put his finger in the gravy that was on her dress, took a taste, and said, "You've got that right".

Miss Piggy then karate choped Gorgon Heap.

Gonzo had then tied himself to a big rocket.

"What are you doing?", asked Rizzo.

"I am tying myself to this rocket for a spectacular fourth of july stunt!", said Gonzo.

The wick was long enough for Gonzo to hold onto the bottom, so Gonzo took out a match, lit it, and then let the fuse of the wick be lit.

"Oh, here is another one of Gonzo's great stunts", said Scooter.

"I don't think I can watch this", said Kermit.

"Me, neither", said Rowlf.

"Will you quiet down?", shouted Dr. Phil van Neuter, "I'm gona miss the stunt!"

The rocket soon blasted off, and sent Gonzo up to the sky. Everyone cheered.

"Yay!", cheered everyone.

"Way to go, Gonzo!", said Digit.

"You're the best", said Clifford.

"Bawk bawk", said Camillia.

The rocket was stil headed up into the sky, and an airplane was about to get into the way.

Miss Piggy showed up, in a cleaner dress.

"Well, what do you think of this dress, Kermie?", said Miss Piggy.

Kermit, who was too concerned about the plane being hit by the rocket, said "Oh, no!"

Miss Piggy, in anger, karate choped Kermit.

"Like, Gonzo might hit the airplane with his rocket!", said a concerned Janice.

"Bawk bawk bawk baaaaaawk!", screeamed Janice.

"Yes, but what can we do?", asked Janice.

"Mee mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"Oh, no, that won't work", said Janice.

Gonzo was headed closer and closer to the plane.

"Well, I'm almost up to the plane",s aid Gonzo.

But then, the plane suddenly swithced directions, and was now headed down, towards the backyard.

"Well, at least he's not going to hit the plane anymore", said Beauregard.

"No, he's not", said Rowlf, who then realised that was happening, "Oh, no!"

"What?", said Bunsen.

"He's gonna hit us!", screamed Rowlf.

"Everybody, come inside, quick!", said Kermit.

Everybody ran inside as quick as they could, and Gonzo hit the bottom of the backyard, and then his rocket exploded.

All of the Mupets were "ooh-ing" in amazement from inside.

"What a grand finish", said Bean Bunny.

"I don't like it, okay", said Pepe.

"Why not?", said Seymour.

"Because now our party is ruined, okay", said Pepe.

"Well, it looks like I've got to build us a new backyard", said Beauregard.

Gonzo, who had been sent into the air because of the explosion, then fell back to the ground.

"Oh, what a finish!", said Gonzo.

"yeah, but now we can't have the party", said Fozzie.

"We can still have a party", said Kermit, "We can have it inside, or on a destroyed ground, or we can just watch fireworks on TV".

"It's not ruined", said Robin.

"We can all go out to the front pourch and watch fireworks, or even play with sparklers", said Clifford.

But then it started to rain.

"Oh, no, it's raining", said Bean Bunny.

"Bummer!", said Janice.

Everybody went inside. Except for Kermit.

"Well, I could use a good walk in the rain", said Kermit.

While inside...

"Well, I guess this concludes our fourth of july party",s aid a sad Miss Piggy.

"Who says?", said Crazy Harry, who had just lit a very big firecracker.

"Watch out!", shouted Fozzie.

The firecracker then set off a big explosion.

Kermit and Robin observed this from outside.

"Well, we have a big explosion to end this story with", said Kermit.

"Good story", said Robin.

the end

 

[green stuff]

Wow! I'm the first to comment! Well, I really liked this story! It was cute- hope to read more of you later on!

 

[minor muppetz]

Wow! I'm the first to comment! Well, I really liked this story! It was cute- hope to read more of you later on!

'Bout time somebody responded to this **** story!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I just read the story. Nice dedication to the 4th of July!

I laughed.

Finally, Seymour was in some story!

:3 Poor Piggy--she is bashed around so muuch!

XD

I think I like the part where Sam thought it impossible for him and Harry to agree on something decent or the way planes seem to get in the way of the combusted fire crackers. I died laughing when Bunsen assumed Beaker was sleeping. Very much like him--oblivious is he. Chef was actually understandable but at the same time stuck to his speech routines. Johnny ripping off Janice and the gang was hilarious but what was even more hilarious was Sal pickin' on the old crtitics! They kicked his butt...LOL! Poor them...

I liked this story, MAKE MORE STORIES! :3

 

[minor muppetz]

Finally, Seymour was in some story!

Seymour has been in some of my past stories. I like him a lot better than Pepe.