The Muppet Show with VeggieTales

[syahdenbey]

Larry: You know Bob, I've been thinking.

Bob: Oh that's nice.

Larry: It's about Jonah. He learned that God wanted him to be a servant right?

Bob: He sure did.

Larry: Then one of us should be a servant to Archibald. Since he's afraid to do his own stunt in our new movie, he needs a stunt double.

Bob: Uh, a stunt double?

Larry: You know, a person to do all the dangerous stuff in his place. Then he'll come out of his dressing room.

Bob: Archie did mention that before. You know that could work.

Larry: Thanks for volunteering.

Bob: What me? We need to rethink this idea. Can't I serve Archibald in some other way?

Bob: Archibald, are you ready to come out of your dressing room and play Jonah in our new movie yet?

Archibald: I'm... busy right now!

Bob: Busy? Doing what?

Archibald: I'm... In the bathtub. Yeah! That's it! I'm in the bathtub. Practicing for the big storm scene.

Bob: The big storm scene?

Archibald: Oh, yes! And look at those rolling waves! Help! Help! Blub! Blub!

Larry: Hey, wait a minute! You have a bathtub in your dressing room?!

Archibald: Uh, yes. It's about the size of a.. tub. And filled with... uh, bath.

Larry: I don't have a bathtub in my dressing room. Bob, this isn't fair.

Bob: Now, Larry...

Larry: I want a bathtub in my dressing room! I'm as big a star as Archibald is.

Bob: Uh, Larry... I...

Larry: I guess the producers don't care whether I'm attached to this project or not! Where's my agent?

Bob: Agent? What agent? Larry, come down. You need to remember something Jonah had to learn.

Larry: What's that?

Bob: To walk with god, even when you're angry.

Larry: But, but... You're right, Bob. I'll go calm down in my dressing room. I'll just go in there and shut the door and.. use the bowling alley.

Bob: The what?

Larry: The bowling alley. See you later, Bob.

Bob: He has a bowling alley in your dressing room?! I don't have a bowling alley in my dressing room. Hey, I wanna talk to my agent!

 

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Bob: and so

Gumball: We thought that we would always be By each other's side Darwin: There was nothing that we ever felt we had to hide Gumball: But now the silence has cast a chasm between us Darwin: When they said nothing lasts forever Gumball and Darwin: I'd never thought they'd mean us
Gumball: The words dried up	Darwin: No more words
Gumball: The well in my throat's gone dry	Darwin: They're lying on the scrap heap,
	Of the memories gone by
Gumball: But now we're out of sync	Darwin: We're out of sync
Gumball: 'Cause we're much too far apart	Darwin: 'Cause we're much too far apart
Gumball: And it's too late now to go back to the start	Darwin: And it's too late now to go back to the start
Gumball: I thought that we would be in harmony forever	Darwin: I thought that we would be in harmony forever
Gumball: But now you're gone	Darwin: But now you're gone
Gumball: We can't sing this song together	Darwin: We can't sing this song together
Gumball and Darwin: We're out of tune
Gumball: We're out of time	Darwin: We're out of time
Gumball: We're out of step, wa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh	Darwin: We're out of step
Gumball and Darwin: And the words don't even fit
Darwin: We're out of time	Gumball: Into one line
	We're out of time
Darwin: We're out of things to say	Gumball: We're out of things to say
Darwin: We're out of	Gumball: We're out of
Darwin: Things to say	Gumball: Things to say
Darwin: We're really, really out— aah !	Gumball: ...of things to say
Gumball: And now you're gone I'm all alone And singing on my own

 

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(Larry comes back wearing a diving mask and a ducky innertube.)

Bob: Ah, what are you doing?

Larry: Well Bob, since Archibald is never coming out of his dressing room, we've got to take matters in our own hands. So to speak.

Bob: Ah, what do you mean?

Larry: Well, we have to get someone else to play Jonah in our new movie. Someone named me! Jonah spent some time in the water.

Bob: Ah, Larry.

Larry: It's okay, Bob, I already have it memorized.

Bob: Hmm, your part?

Larry: No, my acceptance speech for the Academy Awards. You like me! You really, really like me!

Bob: Larry! That's a...

Larry: I'd like to thank all the little people whose names I can't remember.

Bob: Larry!

Larry: And so I accept this best actor of lifetime achievement award, recognizing that once in a generation, there comes an actor whose body of work embodies an entire body of water.

Bob: Larry! I think you're forgetting something that Jonah discovered.

Larry: Oh, what's that?

Bob: That it's important to praise God. You're just praising yourself!

Larry: Yeah, but... (a door opens) (gasps) What's that? It's Archibald! He's come out of his dressing room!

Archibald: That's it! I cannot stand another minute of this!

Bob: Archibald! Are you gonna be Jonah after all?

Archibald: Yes! I can't let him do it! Did you hear that speech?

Bob: Well, yes?

Archibald: The only thing he has in common with Jonah is going overboard!

Bob: We're glad you're back, Archibald. Aren't we, Larry?

Larry: Um, can the pirates win best supporting actor?

Bob: We'll find out, Larry. We'll all find out a lot in the story of Jonah.

Larry: Yeah, like how it feels to be whale chow.

Archibald: What? What did he say?

Larry: Oh, nothing.

 

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Kermit the frog: Before we go let us think to get around from applause
(AUDIANCE CLAPPING)
Bob: Thanks you Kermit for doing a show for us
Kermit: Thanks Bob and thanks to you. We couldn't have done it with the show without you. Now it's time for the curtain call
Leo: ♪Let's give a hand, and hear it for the team.♪

All: ♪And rah-rah-rah for Rocket!♪

Quincy: ♪Come on, take a bow.♪

June: ♪It's your turn now.♪

Annie: ♪Let's hear a big hand for you!♪

[All cheering]

Kermit: Thanks little Einsteins. “Life's like a movie, write your own ending.
Everyone: Keep believing, keep pretending. We've done just what we set out to do.
All of us: Thanks to the lovers, the dreamers and you

bob: That's all the time we have for today
Kermit: Will see you next time on the muppet show
Bob: and always remember. God made you special
larry: and he loves you very much
Bob Larry and kermit: goodbye
(Credits playing)
Statler: The show is finally over
Waldorf: yes it does its finally over
Both: Dooooooooooooh-hohohohohohohoho!!!!
(Final notes: Da-da-da-da-da-DA! Zoot’s note: BWAAAAA!)

THE END