The Muppet Show 3 (Album)

[Gorgon Heap]

So after putting out "The Muppet Show" album and "The Muppet Show 2", the tradition kind of dried up, with only "The Muppet Show Music Album" following, featuring songs from all four seasons up to that time.

So what if the tradition of one album a year HAD continued? Here's my "fanfic" rundown on what "The Muppet Show 3" might have looked like:

SIDE ONE
"Opening Theme"
"Octopus's Garden" - Robin, Kermit & company
"Carbon Paper" - Annie Sue
Swedish Chef - Chickie in the Baskie
"Hawaiian War Chant" - company
Chickens on Chimes (w/Kermit intro)
"Pennsylvania 6-5000" - Bobby Benson's Baby Band
Bear on Patrol - Impersonating an Officer
"Eight Little Notes" -Rowlf
"Jamboree" - Gonzo & company
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" - Robin
"I'm a Woman" - Raquel Welch & Piggy
SIDE TWO
"Stayin' Alive" - Piggy & the pigs
"An Actor's Life For Me" - Fozzie & Rowlf
"Lullaby of Broadway" - company
Muppet Sports - Wig Racing
"Dog Walk" - Wayne
Muppet News - overhand refrigerator throwing
"Mad About the Frog" - Piggy
"The Rhyming Song" - Fozzie, Scooter, Annie Sue & Link
"Blue Skies" - prairie dogs
Gonzo's Hypnotism Act
"Turn the World Around" - Harry Belafonte
"Closing Theme"

Whaddya think?

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[Gorgon Heap]

Oh, and I picture the front cover art to be the angled shot of the audience (as introduced in the Season 3 opening titles) with the TMS logo superimposed floating at the top with Kermit therein. Also, we might possibly see the orchestra pit and the lip of the stage with, say, Piggy or Fozzie et al thereupon.

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole