Hee... What a wonderfully wickedly rotten article that was.
1 Wow Prawny... A Muppeteer interview? Congrats, you're starting to reach MuppetCast level, and that's a good thing.
2 Yeah... Oscar + Grungie. Grouch love. The only other couple I can say exemplified such feelings of grouchy love towards each other were the original villainous versions of Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd from Power Rangers.
3 People may write fanfics shipping Slimey and Sylvia together... But Slimey already has a girlfriend, namely Glo Worm who's a female firefighter worm.
4 The grouches may not have gotten married, but I seem to recall two instances of almost going through with it. One instance must've been contemplated as the character of Martha Sewer, a fellow grouch decorator, was created to be their wedding consultant. The second is a sort of fantasy sequence I kinda recall where Gordon and Susan contemplated what it would be like if Oscar and Grundgetta actually did get married, casting themselves in the roles of the grouches... Sorta like that old sketch where David and María pretend being a two-headed monsterlike being.
5 Pox News? ! ? I would gladly switch to Pox News if my cable provider carried it. Why, I'd tune in to see Papa Spill O'Reilly, Sean Hammedy and Glen Chickenbeak discuss their perceptions of President Barak Opposum's agenda set out to destroy America and Sesame Street. If I actually gave a hoot about that sort of rubbish.
Anyway, I give this article 5 Phooeys.
Phooey, phooey, phooey, phooey, phooey.