The Muppet Central Freelance Writers Guild Project

[The Count]

It was a busy lunch crowd okay? ! Do you want the Cuatro or not? ! mad:

 

[theprawncracker]

It was a busy lunch crowd okay? ! Do you want the Cuatro or not? ! mad:

*grumbles* Fine... just give it here. Lousy restaurant...

 

[The Count]

Very well sir. *Runs off to the back kitchens. Hey Charlie, gimme a quick Cuatro!

*Returns with Prawny's order. Here we...
*Guitar music starts up. Oh excuse me sir, but that music means it is time for me to start singing.

Granada...
Granada, manzanilla.
If you want some butter...
The word to utter...
In Spain they call it mantequilla.

Ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole!
*Platter crashes.
Um sir... I am sorry, but your cuatro is... All over the um, floor-o.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Hey, Ryan, I got the Count on Sports review - I'll give it a once-over ASAP and get back to you.

Thanks!

 

[Oscarfan]

It's great to soon find out what will happen to these things!

And, I'll take a "Tres" por favor!

 

[The Count]

Sorry, but there are no more 3's left. We do have a Numero Dos and a Numero Uno left.
Me ate them both already.
What? ! ?
CM: Me couldn't wait. And me couldn't decide if me should have just one, so...
*Sheesh. That's it, the restaurant's closed. Go over to O'Brien's or Jull's Pizza Parlor or something.

 

[theprawncracker]

Is anyone else working on any articles currently? Just because Phil hasn't responded yet doesn't mean that we're not taking new articles! Write 'em if you want, and send 'em if you have 'em!

 

[RedPiggy]

I've been taking a break, honestly. However, the two reviews I gave are the extent of my merchandise stuff (not counting my DVDs -- I guess I could review them ...). I'm also kinda tapped out at the moment on editorial/opinion ideas.

 

[theprawncracker]

I've been taking a break, honestly. However, the two reviews I gave are the extent of my merchandise stuff (not counting my DVDs -- I guess I could review them ...). I'm also kinda tapped out at the moment on editorial/opinion ideas.

Understood. That's a well-deserved break.

 

[Beakerfan]

I'm *still* working on my SS article. I know, I said I'd have it to you a while ago, but I'm too much of a perfectionist lol. It's comin though