Welcome welcom to the Muppet Central Emmy Awards, I'm your host, D'Snowth from T*K*O. Tonight, we'll have all sorts of mayhem...
*Crazy Harry runs around blowing things up*
...some dancing girls...
*Elizabeth Montgomery and Kathy Greenwood are doing some very sexy dancings.
...and lots of pie!
*Swedish Chef bakes some lousy pie*
So put on your tuxedos, and get ready for the awards. Will one of my lovely assistants bring me the envelope please?
*Enter Lizzie and Kathy fighting over the envelope*
Thank you girls, and here we are folks, the winners of the Muppet Central Emmy Awards!
The MC Emmy Award for Best T*K*O episode goes to: "Counting Flowers on the Wall".
The MC Emmy Award for Best T*K*O character goes to: Vic Romano!
The MC Emmy Award for Best Moppet Family Quote Goes to: "I'll Have to Remember to Thank That Foot One Day" ~ Father Moppet.
The MC Emmy Award for Worst Moppet Family Cast Change goes to: Beauregard for Vibs as Captain Hevej.
The MC Emmy Award for Best Joke Killed By Vibs (T*K*O) goes to: "Well that really uploads our perks!"
Thanks for coming to the show, and thanks for voting everybody (all three of you)
And remember, if you get it on tape, have you dogs and cats build Rome in a day!
*Crazy Harry runs around blowing things up*
...some dancing girls...
*Elizabeth Montgomery and Kathy Greenwood are doing some very sexy dancings.
...and lots of pie!
*Swedish Chef bakes some lousy pie*
So put on your tuxedos, and get ready for the awards. Will one of my lovely assistants bring me the envelope please?
*Enter Lizzie and Kathy fighting over the envelope*
Thank you girls, and here we are folks, the winners of the Muppet Central Emmy Awards!
The MC Emmy Award for Best T*K*O episode goes to: "Counting Flowers on the Wall".
The MC Emmy Award for Best T*K*O character goes to: Vic Romano!
The MC Emmy Award for Best Moppet Family Quote Goes to: "I'll Have to Remember to Thank That Foot One Day" ~ Father Moppet.
The MC Emmy Award for Worst Moppet Family Cast Change goes to: Beauregard for Vibs as Captain Hevej.
The MC Emmy Award for Best Joke Killed By Vibs (T*K*O) goes to: "Well that really uploads our perks!"
Thanks for coming to the show, and thanks for voting everybody (all three of you)
And remember, if you get it on tape, have you dogs and cats build Rome in a day!