The Muppet Central Awards! Strike Three! You're Out!

[christyb]

So that would explain why I suddenly can't find the penguin cannon?

 

[Vic Romano]

It's not in the basement? I thought it was in the basement? Dan said he used it last and put it in the basement.

 

[christyb]

No all that I could find there was an irate custodian. *wipes custodian's surprise off my face*

 

[The Count]

Are you sure Dan didn't just eat it? Think someone tried using the penguin cannon to launch a muffin or two.

Hey Sis... Maybe it's in your other pants... Oh yeah, you don't have another pair of pants.
Quick! Make sure we don't have another penguin counterfeiter scam here at MC!

 

[theprawncracker]

VIC! You let someone into the auditorium and cafeteria?? Oh no! They took EVERYTHING...Wait, the Custodian Surprise is still here. Dang...

 

[Vic Romano]

And with less then 3 hours til' the ceremony... SHOOT! And I have to go pick up my limo! Look, in he meantime, we'll just have to use a regular canon to fire out those penguins. There's a civil war Union owned canon somewhere in my old dorm room, see if that'll work.