The Muppet Adventure
Chapter 2
It is a slow day at the Muppet Theatre. Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Scooter, Rizzo, Pepe, and Lew Zealand are gathered around to see a demonstration of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew’s latest invention.
“As you can see, I’ve strapped the hiccup transporter vest to Beaker. As the name suggests, it will instantly transport Beaker away from here when he begins to hiccup. Go ahead Beakie…hiccup for us”
Beaker tries to hiccup, but is unsuccessful.
“I don’t think the vest is working, okay” said Pepe.
“Maybe we just need to scare him. That always gave me the hiccups” suggested Rowlf.
“If you want to scare him, just remind him what happened the last time he helped Gonzo change a tire on his motorcycle” said Scooter.
“Well now I know, not to start the engine until he’s done” said Gonzo.
“None of that will be necessary, I will just need to find some black pepper. While it would cause most people to sneeze, it gives Beaker explosive hiccups” remarked Bunsen.
“Did somebody say Explosive?” said Crazy Harry out of nowhere, just before he uses his plunger and blows a giant hole in the wall, laughs and disappears.
“You’d think after 30 years, we’d be more careful about using those kinds of words” commented Fozzie.
The Muppets wave away the smoke and debris and start to look at the hole in the wall. It is very large hole that appears to connect to a tunnel.
“Look at the size of that rat hole” said Scooter
“That is no rat hole, and trust me, I’ve seen plenty” said Rizzo.
“Then what is it” asked Rowlf.
“Maybe it will lead to a 5 star spa” suggested Pepe.
“It could be filled with chickens” suggested Gonzo.
“I know, I’ll throw my boomerang fish in there, and then it will come back to me” suggested Lew
“mememememe” said Beaker.
“Beaker’s right, it appears to be a large limestone cavern” replied Bunsen.
Just then, a small hand taps Fozzie on the shoulder. He turns around to see Gobo Fraggle.
“Are you a Snuffleupagus?” asked Gobo.
“Aaaah! Kermiiiiiit!” yelled Fozzie.
“He’s not big enough to ride, Gobo. This looks like...what were they called? A Dog” said Red.
“No, I’m the dog, he’s the bear” said Rowlf.
“He’s not bare, he’s wearing a neck-tie” said Red.
Fozzie chime in “and I thought I was the king of old jokes.”
“Don’t worry, you still are” said Statler and Waldorf, looking down from up in the balcony.
“So what are you guys?” asked Scooter.
“We’re Fraggles, from Fraggle Rock” answered Gobo.
“I told you they weren’t rats” said Rizzo.
Kermit and Robin enter the room.
“What’s all the commotion?” asked Kermit.
“Look Uncle Kermit, a Fraggle hole” said Robin.
“You know these guys?” asked Fozzie.
“Oh yeah, it’s the Frogs” said Gobo.
“Oh sure, I was on the Jimmy Dean show, but everybody knows the Frog” remarked Rowlf.
“What are you doing here?” asked Kermit.
“We’re not too sure ourselves, we heard a noise and came to check it out” said Gobo.
Just then, Wembley pokes his head out from the Fraggle hole and behind him are Boober Mokey looking around.
“Wow! A whole new section of outer space! Hi, I’m Wembley.”
“Nice to meet you, Fozzie Bear here.”
“I think we have a unique exploring opportunity here” said Gobo.
“What do you mean?” asked Kermit.
“Well if we come out and explore your world, you guys can take a look around Fraggle Rock” suggested Gobo.
“What an intriguing proposition” commented Bunsen.
“Are there women?” asked Pepe.
“Is there food?” asked Rizzo.
“Are there chickens?” asked Gonzo.
“Kermit!” yelled Fozzie, as he is wedged, partway into the Fraggle Hole.
“It appears that the bear doesn’t fit” said Rowlf.
“Alright everyone grab on and pull” suggested Kermit as everyone, including the Fraggles pull Fozzie out of the Fraggle hole.
“How about this. Anyone who can fit in this Fraggle hole, can come with us…Mokey will you be our tour guide?” said Kermit.
“Of course I will!” exclaimed Mokey.
“Are you sure we want to bring outsiders in? What if something goes wrong” said Boober.
“Nothing will go wrong, welcome to our home, everybody” said Wembley as he goes back into Fraggle Rock, followed by Boober, Mokey, Kermit, Robin, Pepe, Gonzo, Scooter and Rizzo.
After they leave, Fozzie notices a light glowing from Gobo’s backpack. He asks
“What is that?”
“This is the Fraggle Crystal…would you like to see it?” said Gobo as he hands Fozzie the Crystal.
“Wow” exclaims Fozzie.
“It appears to be illuminated an increasing rate” noticed Bunsen.
“So give us a tour, what should we see first” asked Red.
“How about the exit” said Statler.
“Brilliant idea, that’s my favorite too” said Waldorf as they laugh.
“Well this is our stage and up front here, this is our orchestra piiiiiiii” said Fozzie as he falls mid-sentence into the orchestra pit. As he falls, the Fraggle crystal breaks in half. Fozzie gets back up just as Gobo and Bunsen pick up the two halves of the Fraggle crystal.
“The Fraggle Crystal! 10 minutes into having it, it already breaks, I bet my Uncle matt would never be this clumsy” said Gobo.
“It appears that the crystal’s illumination has dramatically decreased…don’t you agree, Beaker?” said Bunsen. He hands the half-crystal to Beaker who begins to examine it. Some crystal dust blows in Beaker’s face, causing him to sneeze and then hiccup. As he starts to hiccup, he begins to look .transparent. After 20 seconds, Beaker disappears with a puff of smoke, taking the crystal with him.
“One of the Muppets just disappeared” said Statler.
“Bravo! That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen on that stage” said Waldorf.
“More, More!” said both of them.
“That’s not all that disappeared…look” said Rowlf. Everyone gathers and sees that the Fraggle hole is gone. All that’s in the hole now is drywall and insulation. Just then Beauregard pops his head out of the hole.
“Am I supposed to clean this up?” asked Beauregard.
“Whata….howa…how are we going to get our friends back!?” asked Fozzie, panicked.
“We’ll never see Fraggle Rock again” said Red.
“In hindsight, I probably should have added a locator chip to find Beakie’s destination” said Bunsen.
“I know where we have to go” proclaimed Gobo.
“Where?” asked Lew.
“The only other entrance to outer space that we know about…we have to find Doc and Sprocket” said Gobo.
“Where do they live?” asked Rowlf.
“In the desert…but I don’t know how we’re going to get there?” said Gobo.
“I’ve got just the thing” said Fozzie.
Fozzie opens up a door to find The Electric Mayhem. Dr. Teeth, Animal, Floyd, Janice, Zoot, and Lips are all hanging out in a large dressing room.
“Dr. Teeth, what do you say to another road trip to find Kermit and our friends” asked Fozzie.
“This most posalutely sounds like the opening scene of adventure story” replied Dr. Teeth.
“Oh rully, like we could use some excitement” said Janice.
“Yeah, the only thing we have for entertainment in here is watching animal bowl with the chickens” said Floyd.
Animal throws Camilla at a pile of chickens and they fall over.
“POULTRY STRIKE! POULTRY STRIKE!” exclaimed Animal.
“So…these guys are our best hope?” asked Red.
“Well we’ve got the wheels, so it looks like it little miss pom pom” said Floyd as he laughs.
“But like, where have our friends gone?” asked Janice
“They disappeared into a magical Fraggle hole, so now we’ve got to go to the desert” said Rowlf
“DESERT! DESERT DESERT!” yelled Animal
“We don’t have time, we’ve got to go” said Gobo
“Well then, lets vehicularily transport ourselves to the dry land…to the bus” said Dr. Teeth
“BUS! BUS!” yelled Animal.
Fozzie, Rowlf, Bunsen, Lew Zealand, Gobo, Red, and the Electric Mayhem take off in the Electric Mayhem Bus.
Unknown Location
At unknown office location, Bobo the Bear is sleeping at a work desk. A computer monitor beeps. He starts to wake up.
“Cindy, come back, what…Sir! Sir! It finally happened!” said Bobo. An unknown man comes out of an office and looks at a red blinking dot that appears to be on a GPS screen.
“Get the car! do you have that location?” asked the Man.
“Yes sir, I do…but my lunch was in 5 minutes” said Bobo.
“Get the car, bear!” yelled the man.
“Right…we can go through the drive through” said Bobo as he and the man leave the office.