The Mouse is Wooing Miss Piggy

[Drtooth]

Foreignman! Bad news according to bad-amusment-park-rides.com, the Crudely drawn Fozzie and Kermit rides are being shut down. Well, not really. They're being re-tooled! They're crossing out Kermit's head and putting a poorly drawn scribbly Winnie the Pooh on it. As for the Fozzie ride, it's of a yet undisclosed Toy Story Two character. It depends on what sticker comes out of the gumball dispenser at the mall. Michael Eisner has yet to say anything, but at press time he was hiding between the matresses of his bed, and saying that he's hiding from the monster in his sock drawer. The monster was allegedly with the government.

However, this was not to stop Disney from releasing "Snow Dogs 2, now they play Basketball" and the direct to video "Air Bud, Golden Jai-lai-trevier." Unfortunately, plans of an upcoming live action remake of Clutch Cargo was put on hold, when the computer that superimposed CGI animated mouths on the actors (Ted Danson, Max Headroom, and the fat kid from the Cosby show that always ran out of the house) was actually a television that was on the C-Span network.

So, until the sale of the Muppets and Henson loom, Disney has purchased the rights to the words "Bacon" "White Noise" and several words meaning "green lunchbag!" Hope this helps.

 

[Drtooth]

sigh... and that was my best joke!