MikaelaMuppet
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Can't believe I left these out.
Animal Atlas: Hands down, the worst nature show of all time. And the worst thing is, it's so cheap to get the rights for it that every single station airs it because of that FCC regulation. Already ranted about it somewhere else, but I repeat, I wish I had the money to buy up the rights and destroy all footage of it.
Gofrette: Imagine a choppy Flash cartoon designed to look like a drawing made by a 10 year old girl who just got a set of neon colored magic markers. The thin ones. Pretty eye burning, huh? Animal characters that look like horrid mutants that move so awkwardly in flash, you expect to hear creaking. Add in some creepy elements (a weird sub race of smaller animals that are just there, a fridge that communicates by growling), and you got Gofrette. Seriously... it's so ugly, you have to watch it through a pinhole projector like it's an eclipse.
Zula Patrol: Okay... I don't so much hate this series as hate the fact it's always on. And the fact that the CGI is so primitive and bouncy at the same time it looks terrible. And one of the characters has a voice that cuts through you like a knife. But then again, the recurring villain with the toupee that back talks him is actually quite clever. And Cam Clarke is pretty good in it. I'm glad Peg+Cat came along and bumped it off PBS Kids's weekend schedule. Just the fact it aired against itself was the reason I found it annoying.
Animal Atlas is OK. I like Really Wild Animals better. Zula Patrol is cool too.