"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

OOOK, that was anti-climatic!
<takes away raccoon and hog ties DanDan, then throws DanDan into nearby
closet and releases raccoon into the wild>

*from inside closet*
DanDan: MY RACCOON!! SNUBS!! SNUBS COME BACK TO ME!! SNUBS *sobs loudly* I'll get you for this, Marin *sobs even more loudly*

 

[MrsPepper]

**Sneezes because of the raccoon, then turns to Father with her eyes still watering**

On second though, don't call me 'Mrs'. **twiches because she is trying not to sneeze** I don't like how it sou-- ACHOOOO!!

Edit: Aww, don't hurt Snowthy. M*A*S*H isn't just an obsession for him, it's almost a compulsion.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*comes out of wardrobe*
DanDan: Wow, it's stuffy in there. *jumps out of window after raccoon*
*comes back upstairs with raccoon in arms*
I can't believe you released Snubs into the wild *Sobs*

 

[Beauregard]

I'll call you Little Miss Gran, if it keeps your knobbles away from me...your knobbley stick that is, not your knobbles...not that...you...

No, Dan, I was not talking to you, but, yes, do keep your knobbles away too...

 

[RedDragon]

<Turns up stereo to tune out DanDan's sobs> I LOVE THIS SONG!
<sees DanDan leave and turns off stereo> Well I never...

 

[Beauregard]

*puts fingers into ears*

CUP OF TEA ANYONE?

*searching for excuse to politely leave the room*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*bashes stereo with fist*
That should quieten the place down a bit. Now...who wants a good ol' game of hamster golf?

 

[Beauregard]

No, thank you Dan...Scrabble? Monopoly? I always win at Scrabble you know...

 

[MrsPepper]

**Get up from the couch and thwacks Father** How dare you talk about knobbles in front of a woman, you insolent lad!

Edit: Darn it, you guys post WAY TOO FAST. I'm always at least 6 posts behind.

I wouldn't say no to a game of Scrabble. Are we playing in teams? What do you say, Father? **she grins, which looks horrifying as her teeth are all crooked and pointy, and she elbows him in the ribs jokingly.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*opens coat to reveal several board games*
Take your pick...