"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*stands over Grandma*
I didn't fight 3 wars, swallow 12 umbrellas and marry 910 mice to have my husband stolen from someone 20 years younger than me!!

 

[RedDragon]

You're on! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!<jumps on DanDan> I cooked you lunch! HE IS MINE!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*the two fall ontop of grandma*
DanDan: I cooked your turkey. And he's mine!!

*Fem enters holding bus pass*

Fem Taeer: DanDan, you forgot your b....
DanDan: I'LL TEACH YOU TO STEAL THIS HERMAPHRODITE'S HUSBAND!!
Fem: *backs away* I'll come back later...

 

[RedDragon]

You're goin' down you...you...whatever you are! HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrsPepper]

**Grandma looks over her Glasses at Father with only one eye open.**

It's as comfortable as it'll be after you've been near it. And that's MRS. Gran to you, laddie. **She sniffs, and pushes up her glasses with her wrinkly hand** Now, help this old lady up off the couch, will you?

**Grandma sneers up at DanDan** By your manner, I'd guess that you were just a young'un. Noone onld and dignified would act in THAT matter. However if you are older than me, it certainly shows. Maybe you need to lay off the umbrellas the next time...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan takes knife out of pocket*
DanDan: I'll teach you to... oops *puts knife in pocket and produces a racoon* I'll teach you to insult this 104 year-ol.... *falls asleep*

 

[Beauregard]

Grandm-...Mrss Gran, try not to excit my sister/brother/thing/maybenotevenmysister/brother/thing...

It's not good for mt health. *turns page*

 

[RedDragon]

OOOK, that was anti-climatic!
<takes away raccoon and hog ties DanDan, then throws DanDan into nearby closet and releases raccoon into the wild>

 

[D'Snowth]

Hey, this thread now has 4077 replies! Let's here it for M*A*S*H!

 

[Beauregard]

Hey, this thread now has 4077 replies! Let's here it for M*A*S*H!

(OOC: Snowthy...not sure what you're talking about, but...try to keep random posts out of the MopFam thread. If you wanna join as a charcter, please say so, ala, etc. But...er...try to keep randomness out of the thread if you're not a character, and the world will be at peace. 'k Thank you!)