"The Moppet Family..."

[Vic Romano]

*In the basement*
Alright old buddy; we need to have a contest; a SINGING contest! Just like American Idol or the British spoof that is smart enough not to have Randie Jackson. You, me and Ted can be judges; make yer' two furry funny men hype the show and we'll hold auditions! The networks will be begging us for more! We'll go for the prime-time spot right after T.K.O.! But here's how we make all the money... we make the voters call a 900 number! We'll make MILLIONS and scam all those couch potatoes outta' money and make the winner sign a contract that benefits us 80% of their record sales! Ha ha! This is gonna' be GREAT!
We'll call it:
Moppet Idol!

 

[Erine81981]

*In the basement*
Alright old buddy; we need to have a contest; a SINGING contest! Just like American Idol or the British spoof that is smart enough not to have Randie Jackson. You, me and Ted can be judges; make yer' two furry funny men hype the show and we'll hold auditions! The networks will be begging us for more! We'll go for the prime-time spot right after T.K.O.! But here's how we make all the money... we make the voters call a 900 number! We'll make MILLIONS and scam all those couch potatoes outta' money and make the winner sign a contract that benefits us 80% of their record sales! Ha ha! This is gonna' be GREAT!
We'll call it:
Moppet Idol!

Sounds like fun. But what do you mean by hype?

 

[Beauregard]

*upstairs*

Where the heck did Vic go? *grabs teh telephone* Hello? Yes? No... Oh! Yes! Sorry, yes, with an O. Moppet. yes, this is our house or I wouldn't be answering the telephone. Yes? No, certainly not. We don't hold functions in our building! No, nor our garden either. Certainly, no wedings here. Good night sir. Yes, good morning. Good bye. *hangs up*

 

[Vic Romano]

I'll fill you in more after the wedding; right now I sense the perfect opportunity to get dad's britches in an uproar! C'mon!

 

[Erine81981]

I'll fill you in more after the wedding; right now I sense the perfect opportunity to get dad's britches in an uproar! C'mon!

Got it. *talking to Mr. Spinach* We're going to make Mr. Moppet mad or something. Fun stuff.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *wakes up* Was I asleep?

Vibs: *wakes up* was I?

Viq: How should I know I was asleep... was I?

Vibs: How should I know I was asleep too... Right?

Viq: ... um....

Vibs: I second that.

 

[The Count]

Uh Vic... You might want to find another name for your little contest show there... Muppet Idol's already taken.

 

[Beauregard]

*to twins*

Shhh, you'll wake...yourselves...

 

[theprawncracker]

*spots Vic running to tell Father about wedding*

I don't think so! *grabs Vic*

This'll be our little secret ok? If you tell your father, I'll have Mrs. Jones sit on you!

*doorbell rings and Jack lets Vic go and goes to answer the door and Don Cannoli and Mrs. Jones are there*

Don Cannoli: Jack m'boy! We're here a wee bit early. I hope ye and the family don't mind.

Mrs. Jones: *cracks her knuckles* Oh, don't worry, they won't baby.

Heh heh, no, no trouble at all, come on in...Oh boy...

 

[Beauregard]

Mr Don! How nice to see you? What's the occasion? Cup of tea? *frowns at Mr Jones* Glass of Water?