"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

Raceing! Yea!

Yakky: Oh yea. Take this. *shoots out a turtle shell at the Batmoblie* Take that doggy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Biggy: We're spoused to be saving Kyle not playing "Mario Cart."

Yakky: Shhhhh I almost have him.

Biggy: Sheesh this is going to be one long road trip.

Over in the abandon hotel out in the middle of nowhere. Boris had just sent out his muntant animals.

Boris: This should stop those stuuuupid friends.

Muntant Animal #1: Uh what we to do?

Boris: Capture those idiots and kill them.

Muntant Animal #2: Ohhhhh kill them. Uh them who?

Boris: THEM! *points*

Muntant Animal #1: Their not there.

Boris: *looks* What? They were just there a minute ago. Where could they have gone. *frustated* Go! Find them where ever they are.

Muntants stand around a few seconds to get screamed at by Boris.

Boris: GO NOW!

All the muntants run off in different diractsions

 

[Beauregard]

9. 9. 9. (Or 9. 1. 1.) Yes. Hello? I want to report a kidnapping. Myself, yes. My twin babies and their older brother have captured me, with magic chains, and put me in the BoOot..sorry, we went over a bump. Yeah, it's true. No, it's not a prank call. Hello? Hello...

Tell me, why do I pay my taxes?

 

[Vic Romano]

Hey dad, call for pizza, will ya'? Ted's tryin' to eat my cheeseburger!

 

[Beauregard]

Right.

got the number of the piz--...you must be kidding me. Get this boot open and get me out now.

 

[Harvey Towers]

*On the sofa at the Moppet place*

You say in trouble? Oh, you said you were the boot of car! Sorry I must have misheard you. Yes, of couurse Mr Moppet, I'll be there right away!

*Gives the twins their teddy back*

Your father says that I don't need this just now. But if your finished playing with SuZan I'll have to take her with me. Well I suppose she can come back tomorrow if that's what you want?

*Rushes outside*

Right SuZan, it's time to hit the road! What do you mean you don't want to hurt your hand again?

 

[Erine81981]

Knocks on the Moppet's door.........

Grey: Hello is anyone home? *opens the door* Oh who are ya'll?

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if anything interesting's going on at the Moppets today.

Well, think I'll head on over to the post office and several other places, got errands to do today...

 

[Beauregard]

*Meanwhile, Hevej passes Grey and steps out onto the street*

Hevej: Mr Cole! You'll be pelased to heat that I am leaving here. However, Mr Moppet has been kidnapped, and I do not want to break Mingostone's heart...too much...can you come over and look after the house till Moppet gets outta the trunk? Aye. Adios then, Mr Cole.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Weird to see a grown pirate just leave like that. Oh well... Hello, Ms. Mingostone?
Mr. Moppet called to say he's "linked" to a previous engagement and won't be "released" till some time later. He asked if you could watch over the twins and the home. Just call my cell phone if you need help with anything.

Oh hello Gray... Been a long time since we've seen you round here. Have you seen the photos I sent of your little cousins? Anything I can help you with Gray?

 

[The Count]

*Slips note with long-winded yet romantically sad version of why Hebbage left.

Gave this to me before he left to sneak into Mingostone's mail. Think I'l leave it here on the porch landing, tucked away from sight... Marked with a bit of green briny salt smell.

*Heads on off to carry out errands.