"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

*Crawls out of sunroof* Sarfy aboot the tart barking sparce arfyone. Not arfymore, not irf I can harp it! Now, farst things farst... Whart doofs arfyone wart for irce croom?

Sorry about the tight parking space everyone. Not anymore, not if I can help it! Now, first things first... What does everyone want for ice cream?

*grunts getting out* Thats fine Ted. I guess I'll have vanillia with spricles.

Biggy: *pushing the car apart to get out* Ahhhhhhhh! There, now we should be able to get back in without having trouble. I'll take a rocky road.

Yakky: Hurump! *pop* Ahhhhh ouch my bum.. *rubbing behind* Hmmmm what sounds good for ice cream. Haven't had ice cream before.

What about a rocky road, sprincled, vanillia, chocolate ice cream sunde?

Yakky: Sound fine by me.

You got that Ted or do you need my to write it down?

 

[Beauregard]

*back at the house, Father in apron, slicing Pizza, spots an approaching police car...um....yeah...mr Harvey's car, painted with yellow stripes*

Oh no...this is terrable, how can this have hapened? I can't let the police see this, if he should arrive this minute I would be ruined...*gulp, sweaty brow* He cannot see me now oor I'll be the luaghing stock of the entire force, er, me and him, ah, don't worry. I can just take this apron off...

Now I am presentable.

 

[Harvey Towers]

*DI Harvey and WPC SuZan get out the police car at the Moppet Residence*

So, this is the den of squalid, sinful, late-nigt pizza and ludo parties we've been looking for...

*Bursts through the door*

Hands up, this is a raid! Actually, it's a gun but do it anyway!

Oh, Mr Moppet your here, I see, you're working under cover; or are you just hiding under that blanket in your spare time?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Looks around calmly - Finds book - Starts writing*

Vibs: Oh this is so exciting!! Do you think they'll lock father up??!! Or... or maybe they'll toture him!!! - Wait a sec... NO ONE is going to torture MY Father except ME!!

Viq: "... And who could have guessed that my father was a criminal..."

Vibs: *Walks/crawls/somehow moves over to Harvey. Take him by the collar (Dunno how she gets up there!)*
You are not going to torture him!! It's MY Father and therefore I am in charge of what will happen to him! Now is that clear?! And another thing... I can do magic. *smugs*

 

[Beauregard]

*jumps up, gets tangled in blanket, falls down, jump up again*

Mr Harvey, how dare you come in here and disturb my family!

Er, I can offer you tea, coffe, or a cold drink? And for you, Mr Con Danoli?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: "... And my father drawed a gun and pointed it at mr. Harvey. He said that if he didn't leave immedially he wouldn't hesitate with blowing Harvey's head of..."

Vibs: *Looking at Father* I'm trying to save your skin here and you're offering the bad guy coffee?? *sigh*

 

[Harvey Towers]

*choking* Will somebody please get this thing off my neck!

That's better, I say Mr Moppet, have you deputised this baby to assit you? These policemen get younger everyday...

*Puts his finger over the barrel of Mr Moppet's gun*

No, I never drink tea, coffee, or cold drinks when I'm on duty, I will have a bottle of wine though. Actually I'd beter not; when I drink SuZan gets tiddely...

*spots infamous and noted Mafia Don, the man most wanted by the Police*

Wait a minute your... wearing a pinstriped suit!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: "... And the house was floating in the outerspace..." (btw, Viq has quite an imagination!!)

Vibs: *to harvey* Yeah well, stripes are latest fashion! Now get your nappy out of here or I'll tell Father to hurt himself!

Viq: ... Vibs, that doesn't make any sense...

Vibs: I know, but it'd be so fun if he actualyl did hurt himself!!

Viq: ...um... ?

 

[Beauregard]

*blinks*

Does asnyoen know what's going on here? Viq, pas me tha tbook. *reads back a ew pages*

Ah. I see.

Right. Ok.

Harvey, Don is a friend of Mingo's brother..er...my son?...and so, um, thre's no need for a gun. Hey! Why are you waving that thing around? Put that pizza down Viq.

 

[minidoozer]

*Picks up the twins and gives them both a lollipop that tastes of pizza*

*Whispers to the twins*: Hey sweeties. If you look very cute, the man with the gun will probably look at you and then Jack's friend can escape, right?

*Turns to Mr. Harvey with the twins*

*Whispers*: 3.... 2.... 1... Look cute!