"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

You...*laughs*....well, it's a little complicated.

When a man and a woman, meet, they, um....Vibs, arn't you kind'a young for this? I mean your not even..ok, so you are talking, and walking, and exploding stuff, but....

Ok. Fairy tail for you: A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. And he lived happily ever after.

No, um..*cough*

Well, when I saw your Mother, she was tied to the mast of our ship with a cutless at her throat, but...that's not the point.

Love is...why are we even talkign about this? You're not in love. Are you...?

 

[minidoozer]

Hevej? Are you sleeping?

*Goes into the kitchen and make some corn tea*

Oh, hi Bo. Here's a cup of tea...

*Gives Bo a cup of tea, goes back to the sleeping Hevej and sits down beside him with the can of tea.*

Hevej? Want some corn tea?

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *sits up real fast* It's burried! Burried I say! *blinks* Mingo? Mingy-goey? How'd you....Oh, I did. I'd loove some corn tea. I mean, Aye, get that tea here lass, and mind ye adds rum.

In the kitchen...

Father: And, so you see, Vibs. When I first met your mother, I hated her, well, I didn't, but Mopet did. Um, I am Moppet, but....but then...well, sometimes we row, but...feelings change. *yawns* A feel sleepy...

 

[minidoozer]

*Smiles an extremely big smile and gives Hevej a cup of corn tea*

Here you are... Handsome...

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Han...*frown*...Lass, you can be a very strange woman.

In the kitchen...

Father: True, she can be a very strange woman sometimes...*gulp*...don't let her hear that...

In the living room...

Hevej: *to self* I do not do this. I do not fall in...I don't.

In the kitchen...

Father: But the fact is...when you love someone, you are prepared to over look their faults, and, the fact they have you now tied to their mast and are holding a cutless to Your throat. Did I ever tell you about that?

In the living room...

Hevej: *thinks: I'm not going to do this* Nice, um....tea. And smile. I mean, teacup. *cough* Avast ye land-lubbers! Aside, woman, I must go before I...before I do that.

In the kitchen...

Father:...and I thought, before I do that, perhaps I should escape from here, but....

 

[minidoozer]

To go???? HEVEJ! You can't just go away. I know you don't... um.. love me... but I can't live without you!!!

*Drops the cup of tea at Hevej trousers*

Er... sorry...

*Blushes*

I'll find you some clean clothes.

*Shouts* BOOOO-OOOO!!! Can Hevej borrow some clean clothes from you?

*Picks up the broken tea cup and eats it*

Yummy! Want a piece of cup, too my hero and captain Hevej?

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Youch! Ye did that on purpose! Very....extradinary. I shouldn't, not best for my digestive system, and teeth breaking, like waves off the cliffs. Curtains, my dear.

Father: *coming into the room* Say what?

Hevej: She wan' trousers, well, I does. And then, what you say, I get out of this place before I fall under her spell no more. I need to find the good stout ship Christy.

Father: And I'll stick with the good stout Chri-never mind. Miss, I think your bother took most of my trousers, but, well, I couldlend him the ones I am wearing, but...never mind....I'll be shoppign for some clothing tomorrow...could you wait Mr Hevej?

 

[minidoozer]

*Hugs Hevej*

Hevej? You can't leave!

*Blushes*

I mean... Of course you can leave but...

*Looks at Hevej with her extremely cute and big green eyes*

I like you so much!

*Kisses his cheek*

 

[The Count]

Not sure if Sis'll be happy when she hears the "colorful" "stories" Bo's been telling Vibs about how they met.
Well, she'll deal with that herself.

Me thinks I'll have to talk to her about brewing a whole cauldron full of our family's patented Hearts' Nevermore potion.
That'll probably clear up all the unchecked emotions running amuck over there.

Well, think I'll go get myself a bit of breakfast before the girls wake up.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Fine, look, lass, get your paws off'a me and I'll think about stayin'. alright???

Father: *frown* I'm going to bed....