"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: "... And so we all slowly sank down and down and down and down. It was freezing and we were all doomed... But then..."
...um... Vibs what happens next?

Vibs: *Frowns* There are three possibilities. What could happen is...

1. ... "Then my sister put her little cute baby fingers around my neck and started pushing them together so it really hhggguuurrrraarrgghhttsss..."

2. ... "Then we all went straight down in the cold water - Which was really really cold. And not cool. Well, it was cool but in the cold and not nice way. No actually considering I am Viq, who thinks everything is cool - It was cool in the cool way too."

3. ... "Then I was eaten by a polar bear."

Viq: You're right. So many things can happen within a second! One second has so many many many possibilities, and we only choose one of them. - Maybe I should go back to writing philosophy...

Vibs: ... Viq, you just don't get the point really do you?

Viq: Which po...?

Vibs: WE ARE DOOMED!! DOOMED!! DOOOOOOOMED!!! I could go use my magic but I'm simply too scared to do it right now!! I'm having a magic blocking!! I'm paralysed with fear!! ArGHHHH!!!!

Viq: *frowns* Vibs, would you mind this is embarrasing.

Vibs: *Runs around screaming in little, and considering she's a baby I mean really little circles*

 

[theprawncracker]

Well...This is...Nice...But I have to go find some...Um...Penguins! Yes, penguins! To...Um...Carry some cuecards...See ya!

*Runs off hoping no one follows*

Ok, that baby isn't following...

*Pulls out cell phone and dials number*

Yeah, I'm here, and I'm coming to get the goods...Ok, see ya there.

*Hangs up*

 

[The Count]

*Back at Cole household...

That was a grreat movie. Sure hope the girls liked it. Well, seems everyone's sleeping soundly. Guess I'll do the same. Got a message from my friend, we'll meet tomorrow and he'll deliver the pieces then.

Good night everyone.

 

[Beauregard]

Cut To....tehe!

*eveyrone walks across ice and snow*

Oh, dear, oh dear, why did that crazy grandmother have to take mother to this place, I mean, she could eb frozen solid, she could have been eaten by a polarbear, she could be stuck on an icecap, she could be...home right now waiting for me...nah...

 

[Harvey Towers]

My Mr Moppet, that was a miraculous escape from a near death situation - maybe we'll mention it again someday and in doing so explain everything fully...

Shame to let that nice bit of ice go though, I hope that there's some more around here somewhere... Onwards and upwards then!

*Begins to trek across the seemingly endless plains of ice*

 

[Beauregard]

Yes, onwards and onwards and onwards and onwards and...

*three hours later*

...onwards and onwards and onwards...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: "... If snow was made of milk, would the population eat butter with whipped water for dessert then?"

Vibs: *Looks questioning at Viq* ... Butter and whipped water??

Viq: Yes Vibs. You see, if the snow was made of milk then icecream had to be butter. Right?

Vibs: ... Viq?

Viq: Yes sister?

Vibs: If 50000000000 tons were very light, how many tons would I need to throw on top of you before you'd be totally flat?

Viq: Hmmm... That's a good question! I'll write that in my book too.

Vibs: ...

ArGHHH!!!!!

 

[christyb]

*mother is dressed in a parka with a hood over her head and a scarf over her face to keep from being recognized. She walks up to the twins and slips a postcard quietly in Vibs's pocket and slips off into the swirling snow undected*

Mother: Good grief. Why on earth did that man think I came here? C'mon Mac let's go someplace warm. *boards private jet*

Mac: Sure thing. I'll fly you anywhere. Where too?

Mother: The card says Australia...how about we go to a place that'll always be kinda special too me.

Mac: Sure thing. Bitterroot Valley Montana here we come.

*plane starts and they fly off leaving Father and the rest of the family below.*

 

[That Announcer]

(man on tarmac stands waving flags)

Jeff: We got a plane coming in from... well, I'm not sure where, I'll have to wait.

(surly guy in suit with cigar comes out of airport)

Klompus: You were supposed.. (puff)... to know... (puff)... where the planes are coming from.

Jeff: I know that, it's just that...

Klompus: FIND OUT!

Jeff: Oh, alright... (runs off onto a springboard, jumps, lands on plane's nose and pops open window)

Jeff: WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Where is he?! He said he'd meet me by the giant snow formation 20 minutes ago! Ah! There he is! Don Canoli I'm over here!

*A stout man wearing a suit and tie appears from the harsh wind, followed by two tall men wearing suits and dark glasses*

Don Canoli: Jack, so nice of youse to join us. But enough small talk. I need youse to take this box back to the states with you. Got it?!?

Jack: Yes Don Canoli sir. *gets on knees and kisses his hand*

Don Canoli: That's why I like youse Jack. I considers youse part of the family now. But, like I did my own brotha, if youse don't get that package back safe, I'll off you big time!

*The two men crack their knuckles*

Jack: Yes, of course. Well, I need to get back to the others before they find me.

Don Canoli: Very good Jack. And remember...

*The two men imitate a knife cutting their own necks*

Jack: *Gulps* What's in here anyway?*opens box and sees a small glass bottle full of pink liquid* Love potion? Why does Don Canoli need my to deliver love potion?