"The Moppet Family..."

[christyb]

*walks in living room*
What is it? Sorry the house is in such a mess. Vic and Kyle have waged war on Dog and I haven't been feeling well.

 

[Beauregard]

*not really listening*

What's that? Sorry, the company's been bought out in my absence. My manger decided to sell-up and move to Disney World. The new boss, Cogsworth Kettlepin, is shutting down my section of the business, so my partnership is cancelled as of..*looks at watch*.. two minutes ago.

 

[Vic Romano]

What do ya'll want me to pick up?

Fritos, Nestle's Quick, Fun-yuns, Ho-Ho's, Chip's Ahoy, Oreos, Cheetos, Ranch Dressing, Hot Sauce, Bar-b-q Chips, strawberries, beef jerky, Gator-Aide, Cheddar cheese, honey roasted peanuts, caramel popcorn, Bailey's, Coke, Orange Juice, Kaluah, Grey Goose, blue berry muffins, twinkies, sunflower seeds, a rose, pita bread, roast beef, mayonaise, peppers and banana yogurt... oh and some pie.

 

[Erine81981]

Fritos, Nestle's Quick, Fun-yuns, Ho-Ho's, Chip's Ahoy, Oreos, Cheetos, Ranch Dressing, Hot Sauce, Bar-b-q Chips, strawberries, beef jerky, Gator-Aide, Cheddar cheese, honey roasted peanuts, caramel popcorn, Bailey's, Coke, Orange Juice, Kaluah, Grey Goose, blue berry muffins, twinkies, sunflower seeds, a rose, pita bread, roast beef, mayonaise, peppers and banana yogurt... oh and some pie.

Ok. I'll be there with the Fritos, Nestle's Quick, Fun-yuns, Ho-Ho's, Chip's Ahoy, Oreos, Cheetos, Ranch Dressing, Hot Sauce, Bar-b-q Chips, strawberries, beef jerky, Gator-Aide, Cheddar cheese, honey roasted peanuts, caramel popcorn, Bailey's, Coke, Orange Juice, Kaluah, Grey Goose, blue berry muffins, twinkies, sunflower seeds, a rose, pita bread, roast beef, mayonaise, peppers, banana yogurt and pie. *whew* Thats alot to say in one breath.

 

[christyb]

*yells to Vic* And tell him to pick up some popcorn and candy bars. *to father* What?? Anyway terribly sorry about your business. You've always wanted to start your own though.

 

[Vic Romano]

Yeah, mom wants candy bars, so just pick up like eight of every kind they sell, oh and grab some JD, dad's running low.

 

[Erine81981]

*still on phone* Ok I'll get your mom and dad what they want. Gosh thats alot of stuff. *over the phone you hear* Come on Yakky. NO YAKKY! Not that! CRASH! BOOM! BANG! Ok I'll get what ya'll want. *hangs up phone now*

 

[Beauregard]

*yells to Vic* And tell him to pick up some popcorn and candy bars. *to father* What?? Anyway terribly sorry about your business. You've always wanted to start your own though.

Start my own? *thinks* True. *outloud* But with the new baby...we're going to need money. To start with we have to do this weeks shopping...you know, Fritos, Nestle's Quick, Fun-yuns, Ho-Ho's, Chip's Ahoy, Oreos, Cheetos, Ranch Dressing, Hot Sauce, Bar-b-q Chips, strawberries, beef jerky, Gator-Aide, Cheddar cheese, honey roasted peanuts, caramel popcorn, Bailey's, Coke, Orange Juice, Kaluah, Grey Goose, blue berry muffins, twinkies, sunflower seeds, a rose, pita bread, roast beef, mayonaise, peppers, banana yogurt and...er...pie

What're we gonna do?

*looks at Vic*

Don't listen. This is grown-up talk.

 

[christyb]

We have plenty of savings to tie us over. Besides you can work here at home. You have your old office/study anyway. That'll save on rent. Other than that I don't know. You know I'm clueless when it comes to business.

 

[Beauregard]

*walks into office*

*dusty, cobwebby*

*a picture walls off the wall*

At least it's better than the Happiness Hotel.

*lightbulb falls out*

On the other hand...

*later...*


The place is spik and span...beutifully tidy, and freash and filled with light. Father stands looking the room over, and appearing pleased with himself.

Thank you, Mother, you've done a good job.